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Christ...Dean will be taller than you soon...
Father's Day Weekend
And here are some pictures...no captions, just pictures, because I am a lazy ass. These posts have gotten too far and in between, hopefully that will be rectified come fall. Or when the Apocalypse occurs. One or the other.
You guys are so fun!!! You crack me up...
Grabber Blue
Him: My outfit actually compliments my car. It matches!! Me: The fact that you actually said that scares me. Dean: The fact that you actually said that scares me TO DEATH!
isn't corporate america a bunch of BS???
I Think I Can I think I Can
Ok, so, the JOB. It's been almost 2 months...lets go over the pros and cons of this bitch now. Pro: I have a job. Con: It was supposed to be about 2 days a week. It's really 38 hours a week. Pro: I was ok about being hourly and having no benefits because it was supposed to be 2 days a week. Con:...
you need to stop hanging out at those seedy bars...you know the ones...attached to cemetaries!!!
You know you're 40 when...
You get hit on by an embalmer. I'm not kidding. A PROFESSIONAL EMBALMER. An 80 year old PROFESSIONAL EMBALMER. Yes, that happened tonight. It's a sign. This is a sign that things are looking up kids. I even got his card. Apparently if your taking your last ride with Cliff, it's classy. It's a ...
kids can be so awesome!!!
Reason #253 that my son is the next great world leader!
Me: So who was the Child of the Day today? Dean: Oh, I don't know, I don't remember.... Me: Really, it was, like 4 hours ago....you can't recall? What did they bring for show and tell? Dean: Oh! It was Sebastian!!! He broughta truck!!! But Max guessed a train, again, Why does Max always guess a ...
the answer is B...although i'd probably SAY A...
Quiz Time!
Below are two sentences. Please select (by commenting, this working girl is too tired to actually develop a poll) on which one is the CORRECT sentence. A). The schedule to view the mock-ups are below. B). The schedule to view the mock-ups is below. No cheating now...and Tonja, I'm not sure if I ...
what the hell is winning lotto???
anyway, maybe because you like the company & not the actual job???
Unanswered Question #357
So, when you get an offer from the company you wanted to work for, why don't you feel excited. Why do you feel only ...numb?
mid life crisis???
I often wonder...
Looking at my "to Do" list, one has to wonder, am I 39, or a 13 year old with an insane desire to grocery shop?
Note To Self: decline Super Bowl party invite from the Lewises...
How Many Licks does it take to get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?
Or better yet, how many search phrases does it take to find a job description close enough even to apply to? June Cleaver is a bit tired folks. Tired of being June. Mostly because she isn't June. No matter how she may try. Come on, me? June Cleaver? We all knew THAT wasn't going to work out...
Bob sounds like a douche...
Well, THAT was interesting.
My latest interview? How does one describe an interview where one was asked virtually NO questions? As a matter of fact, I wouldn't even call that an interview so mush as I would a "meet and greet" (without the coffee and danish). I met with 2 directors and 1 VP level type for this interview a...
If he's anything like James, he was watch too much tv to notice the stuffed animal...
Dolphin VS Elephant
Dean and I gave away some toys today. Something that was much needed. Allot of stuffed animals didn't make the cut to stay, and that was a good thing. He never plays with them at all. The funny part happened later...and went a bit like this: Me: So Dean and I donated some toys today, allot of...
Legos blow...Food Network ROCKS!!!
Did you know Submarines can fly?
I've decided to stop bitching, and start living. So I'm unemployed, for almost a year now. SO WHAT. It ain't for lack of trying that I still don't have a job. I may as well embrace it. There are a number of great amazing things about being unemployed (in case you didn't know). 1. I don't ...
But I like my hair...
Wendy Williams...I love her wigs!
O hey, there you are! Or rather, you probably thought that about me. You know, when I was working, I had a whole lotta time to devote to looking up make up tips (makeupalley.com- best site evah!), reading blogs, writing a blog...let's face it, we were slow, hence my job loss. Now, I'm a stay at...
sad to say i don't know who Wendy Williams is...
Wendy Williams...I love her wigs!
O hey, there you are! Or rather, you probably thought that about me. You know, when I was working, I had a whole lotta time to devote to looking up make up tips (makeupalley.com- best site evah!), reading blogs, writing a blog...let's face it, we were slow, hence my job loss. Now, I'm a stay at...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! i saw the mousse & cringed...then read the shout out...love it!!!
Things that I love...and things that I hate
We've had allot of friends going through some rough times lately, so we're going to try and lighten it up with a beauty post tonight. Or basically, a post about nothing. Things that I LOVE: Lovely wine and mascara. Both only 7.99$. Get yee some. The wine is great, smooth!! and the mascar...
as of THIS morning??? how convenient...
This is where I shoot myself in the head...
Ok, given that this is the 2nd time I've had to write this...touche week of hell, touche. I retook my math test for the No Worker Left Behind program on Monday, and happily, after studying, and retaining a tutor for the last 4 weeks, I rocked it. I walked into the NWLB office today to drop off s...
good to hear from you!!!
An update, so to speak
I feel I've been MIA for a while, so here's the mega exciting (not really) latest and greatest. (and this will be highly disjointed writing as Dean is in the tub right now. YES, I am one of those moms). The weekend of Dean's Birthday I had a horrible sinus infection. The infection is gone, ...
at least your sense of humor is intact...
Call to a Friend
Ring ring....ring ring... Hello? yeah hi...is Stability there? Nope sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Hmpf. This is the last number she gave me??? Well...what about Stable...she been around lately? No, not so much since the Prozac ran out. I haven't seen her lately. Once her sister Sta...
Eddie LOVES that book too!!!
that is my biggest fear too...only James has a 401, so when it's gone, it's gone...he's going through a mid life crisis right now, & i fear he will simply walk out of his job without other options...
The Pout Pout Fish
"I'm a pout-pout fish with a pout-pout face, so I spread the drearier-wearies all over the place" Dean's latest favorite book. That's how I've felt as of late my friends. Seems we didn't get it all right in our calculations, or maybe in the confusion and mind blinding anger of being laid off...
30 minute meals is a must! but, she uses too many ingrediants for me...
June Cleaver Returns
Ever make collard greens from scratch? Me neither. This should be interesting.
what culinary delights can we expect next weekend???
June Cleaver Returns
Ever make collard greens from scratch? Me neither. This should be interesting.
i want to know who holds the title of Queen of Sarcasm...maybe we can bump her off...i know a guy...
Possibly Court Jester?
Ok, so I just looked out the front window and my husband and son are actually weeding the flower beds. So you know what I did? I ran into the garage, poured myself a beer, and then slunk back into the office unnoticed by all. Whew. That was close. You thought I was going to go help when I me...
looks like she's going for a ride on a zip line...
A Member of the Gang goes down.
What the hell kid? What did Daphne ever do to you?
damn. you're making me tear up. must be that time of the month...
The Blue Cottage
Dean: Mommy, do you love comming up to the blue cottage? Me: Yes, I really do love it. Let's see how many times we can come up this summer. Dean: I love it too, more than you love it. Me: You're probably right. Dean: Mommy, you are the most special mommy to me. I love you so much. More than you ...
couldn't do it...sorry...
I told you so....
After I've decided to stay home for a bit....this happens. This is the job she mentioned in our interview...it would get my foot in the door, but damn, it doesn't pay that much and without benefits. And it will take away my entire summer. The work is June- August. No vacations. I had alrea...
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