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Crusader AXE of the Lost Causes
On the edge of the desert, just outside of Barstow...
Soldier, scholar, guitarist and business executive--only the first by choice.
Interests: History, government, military affairs, sports, popular culture, music and literature.
Recent Activity
One of Crispin's talents is finding the obscure and unjustly overlooked, and his own anti-totalitarian tendencies make it possible for him to see the value in Fondane's insights as an Existentialist while his own work is more rooted these days in 19th and 20th Century American thought. Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at cheese it, the cops!
I don’t know what to say here except there’s something for everyone, I supose. And that includes these hand-crafted Cthulhu sex toys by Necronomicox. How did these things come to be, you might ask? According to Necronomicox: “I saw a... Continue reading
Posted Dec 10, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
New post. I went to bed last night thinking Sarah Palin was the Head of the VA...she still may be, and that will make for some fun writing for us...she understands Vets, her son came home and threatened his girlfriend... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
New vets posts. Gratuitous Prince Tribute. Hamilton speech. Favorite Dylan. Alec Baldwin as Trump...Siri, how do I kill ISIS? Steroids. Putin. He begins to sense the walls closing in, his options limited, his power constrained. He wants to fly... Continue reading
Posted Nov 21, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
I'm not sure where Trump is going to rank on the lunatic-sociopath-psychopath-schizophrenic-bi-polar autocrat scale. I'm thinking of equating him with God in the theory that God is 80% malevolent but only 20% effective. Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
I always considered Kevin Spacey a door stop. Still do. Since Donald Trump passed away after being hit in the back of the head by an errant drive on the 16th hole of one of his deserted golf courses in Scotland in 2013 and what we are currently faced with is an automaton enriched by hypnosis, the campaign is really an exercise in performance art. I suspect he will continue to run until the batteries run down, in 2037.
The latest round in the fabulous adventures of Gaius Tiberius Trump is probably going to confuse, mystify, anger and amuse people for generations to come. Does the private behavior of a despot indicate anything on his ability to serve the... Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
"Between the handjobs, cocaine and kissing ass and all..." Continue reading
Posted Sep 28, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
New Vets News Network Today Post. -- Lots of music ranging from a Ani di Franco Cover of Woodie Guthrie to Steve Earle and Dukes and Duchesses doing Hillbilly Highway to Gary Allan's remaster the horns of Hattin and... Continue reading
Posted Sep 23, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
.understand you can say whatever you want to now about whatever you want to say, so long as it is in classic Greek with stones in your mouth... Continue reading
Posted Sep 15, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
You know, you're making the same mistake as Trump. The president rides a unicycle yoked to the unicycles ridden by the Legislative Branch and the Supreme Court. In the Newt Gingrich-Karl Rove Republican political structure, the vision is that if in opposition, act like the Knesset; if in support of the President, act like North Korean Parliament. If you remember Tom Delay's great all time quote that "The most important thing you have to do in a war is lower taxes" you can see the fallacy for itself. Reality doesn't intrude that much. So, Gingrich leads his revolution and Clinton has to triangulate so that he can govern. Bush starts off with an edge in the house and Senate, and when necessary, the house and senate go along without shutting down the government. Despite squeaking out a win in 2004, Bush faces a different House and Senate. Pelosi and Reed get things done. In 2009, things change as the racist Southern Strategy and continued demonization of the president that started with Bill picks up steam. And, the Congress doesn't do a goddamned thing for six of eight years except try to repeal Obama care... My own thought is that Franklin is after 200 and 30 or so years getting the answer to his unstated question when he was asked, "Mr. Franklin, what sort of government do we have?" He replied, " A Republic if you can keep it." The power of faction and fanaticism that Hamilton, Monroe, Jefferson, Washington and everyone else warned against is finally here...
If Hume awakened Kant from his doctrinal slumbers, perhaps this can rescue country western music from it lyrical and musical doldrums. Continue reading
Posted Sep 7, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
When the opportunity arises to link Donald Trump with Macus Antoninus, Damian Lewis, Tom Morello, Ani de Franco, Woodie Guthrie and Shakespeare, how can you expect me to resist? And, you get to see another shoot of Big Donnie's Doppelganger,... Continue reading
Posted Aug 29, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
An actual job with a pay check can really fuck up your life. Continue reading
Posted Aug 15, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
Would you want to have your children's future depend on the equivalent of a '58 Citroen? Continue reading
Posted May 19, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
One of Guy's best known songs is "Desperadoes Waiting for a Train" which I've played three times. For my father, my mother and now for Guy Clark. I hate that goddamned song, and I don't like to cry. But if three people in my life have influenced me profoundly, they have and the tears are memories and greeting cards... Continue reading
Posted May 17, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
Back in the dark ages, when I was an instructor for the Army's Intelligence School, I was leading a platoon of Basic Officer Course students in a desert exercise or something. For some reason, the students in the first rank asked me what I thought about Prince. Since I spent a lot of my Army career channeling Dylan's "If my real thoughts could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine," I said that Prince represented the triumph of the international homosexual conspiracy. Which was pretty stupid in some ways. You don't have to like his music to recognize that a lot of it was sheer genius. I think things like Little Red Corvette, Raspberry Beret, and Let's Go Crazy were exceptional rock and roll numbers with stunning guitar work and great lyrics that very few people got. His studio and his talent development efforts were amazing, and Paisley Park's house band was challenged musically to meet his standards. Crispin's right. The movies were a disaster. So was the whole Artist formerly known as "what the hell is that thing supposed to be" was pretty much a waste of time. I think deep down, he wanted to write music, play music, play in small clubs, make an occasional video and be left alone. Crispin, at our age flu like symptoms can mean pneumonia. I suspect that his hospital visit was potentially a hospital stay and he didn't want to do that, and signed a release. It would be something that a new AARP member rock God would do...maybe he didn't like the idea of Rolling Stone or TMZ getting a shot of him in a purple hospital gown...
Toggle Commented Apr 21, 2016 on prince at cheese it, the cops!
Being authentic and honest has it's dangers and downsides -- ask Crispin -- but if you work at it, you might be surprised a bit. Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2016 at cheese it, the cops!
I saw this about 11AM when my phone beeped, and it made me sad. Wasn't unexpected; he's been very sick off and on and had to cancel a bunch of shows recently, but still sad. Despite The Fighting Side of Me and Okie from Muskogee, with the possible exception of Utah Phillips, damn few as far red country songwriters for decades. Haggard never forgot what he saw growing up and the inherent unfairness of the economic system. Things like Momma Tried, Momma's Hungry Eyes, Tulare Dust, Workingman Blues, If We Make it Through December and on and on made him a modern blue collar poet; he played the Bakersfield sound when he got out of prison because Tulare is suburban Bakersfield, and the Strangers were as good as Buck Owens band. He shed the nudie suits, decided he was going to become a fiddle player, did an Elvis tribute album, and a Jimmy Rogers album. He wrote amazing drinking songs, prison songs, love songs and so on...but, he captured something special whenever he wrote about being hungry and working too hard and the impact on friends, family, neighbors and self. There are others -- Steve Earle comes to mind, with his line about, "It amazes me how much commie stuff you can get into a bluegrass song; Kris Kristofferson as well; and so on. But with a singing voice like a refined Hank Williams, dark charisma like Lord Byron running moonshine, a subtle talent for words and mastery of emotional connection, Mr. Haggard is someone I'm sorry to see go.
Toggle Commented Apr 7, 2016 on american master at cheese it, the cops!
I find this whole debacle disturbing for a number of reasons, but Crispin's situation is actually kind of graceful, in so far as a geezer like him can be graceful. The free speech part of this is hilarious -- as his choices show, and there are so many more, Crispin's use of Miranda Lambert's song was really ironic. Eaglesmith was being ironic when he wrote it. The world is out of our control, and now we gotta do something...the violation has occurred, and nobody wants to do anything about it. So, Dickinson is opposed to folk art, contemporary and classic country western music, rap music and I suspect still pondering what to do about teaching things like Dumas or Dostoevsky...I consider a lot of the nonsense about political correctness run a muck pure nonsense. But, this is a case where it's political correctness run a muck. Crispin is writing on a blog, as an individual, and makes some pretty substantive comments about probable plagiarism. He's speaking in his variation of the Norman Mailer "white negro" voice, but that is intended ironically as is the use of the Lambert video, which is kind of a classic. Here are some more, and by the way, I am not terribly excited by rap music in general but that's because I am a fan of Bob Dylan. One of many things Crispin and I disagree on...
Toggle Commented Mar 6, 2016 on No title at cheese it, the cops!
I think that "avoiding death by auto-erotic asphyxiation" is one of the the most laudable goals you can achieve, Crispin. Yeah... can see the piece in the Carlisle Bi-Weekly Global Daily now: Doctor Crispin Sartwell, Philosopher, Rock Critic and Swindler, who left a career at Dickinson College to busk and deal 3 card monte outside a casino in Passaic, New Jersey, died today, not OF AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION, CHOKING on A CHICKEN bone. Flowers instead of Donations. RIP."
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2016 on the art of rock criticism at cheese it, the cops!
Trump is intriguing. He might actually be a great populist leader, a la Teddy Roosevelt. Or, not. But if he keeps using that line of thinking to beat Bush and the Republican establishment and the hordes respond, the Republican party is in for a long road...
Toggle Commented Feb 15, 2016 on tick and sired at cheese it, the cops!
Since I've been away, I had forgotten how treacherous Typepad can be. I had a comment here that was pure brilliance, crystalline and capable of convincing Ayn Rand to give everything she owned to the poor and go off to wash the feet of lepers. Bastard software ate it. What really concerns me at this point is Crispin's conclusion -- too many students are like this, and if all of them get like this, then he's going to take his nerf gun, top hat, interlocking rings, cards and copy of Walden somewhere else that doesn't involve late adolescents and young adults in middle class America. Crispy is a friend of mine, based fully on our electronic relationship. But what he is for his college and for the Dickinson-Army War College Community, and for the Philosophical Community is a treasure. I'm pretty sure he'd be willing to move to Helsinki, open a coffee ship (real, cannabis or both) near a Finnish intellectual quarter and talk about Kant, Schopenhauer and Thoreau while doing card and coin tricks. They'd benefit, he'd be happy and the world might be a better place in 2020 Helsinki. But if the Crispin Sartwells and other professors who want their students to do more than parrot back nonsense they absorb from bullshit lectures -- and I've give a few of those, as has anyone who ever taught -- the University will be left with toads, wannabes, and political weasels plotting their path forward. I know -- my Alma Mater went through some identity crisis problems shortly after I graduated and the whole culture just changed...and a number of great professors in philosophy, history, literature and other areas decided to leave. There are lots of PhDs running around looking for work. They're easy to replace. But challenging mentors and catalysts are not... One of my old profs lives on his yacht in Stockholm. He hangs out at the university, lectures from his left-anarchist mode of thought at a couple of venues, and is involved with the anti-Nazi efforts there and some other things. He's doing fine, and I'm sure could help Crispin find a place to sell coffee, do card tricks and have lectures on weekends from disgruntled philosophers and political scientists. That would be wonderful... But Dickinson would be a lot less great. I know Holy Cross is for losing Trowbridge Ford and a lot of other professors who ran from the homogenization efforts saying, "Screw this. I can get daywork."
Toggle Commented Feb 11, 2016 on t-shirt wars at cheese it, the cops!
I remember college -- it largely involved trying to get laid, beer, playing the guitar poorly, playing bridge well, occasionally going to class and checking my mail in the campus center in the hopes that Mom had sent me a check. And, in the lobby, every cause and campus organization had tables set up with people learning valuable direct sales and networking skills by getting you to sign petitions to Stop the War, End Poverty, Eradicate Racism and Divest from South Africa. We dutifully signed them or not. I think we had more fun.
Toggle Commented Feb 10, 2016 on t-shirt wars at cheese it, the cops!
Well, I don't like pickled sturgeon either, but my approach is to ignore it. Pretend it doesn't exist in my universe. Smile politely when offered it someplace -- I go to some odd places -- as if offered something by an Alien Space Hostess. Continue reading
Posted Feb 17, 2015 at cheese it, the cops!