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You had me at "I'll fucking cut her."
And then "You know who likes Rome? WHORES LIKE ROME"?!?!?!?!
BEST SERIALDRAMA ENTRY EVER!!! I swear, you turn me into a squeeing fangirl with your brilliance. I would kill to see the episode with your dialog!!!
I love you guys.
Commented Sep 6, 2010 on Anatomy Of A Freakout at Serial Drama
Anatomy Of A Freakout
OH MY GOD. It turns out that the whole "Sonny is skipping bail and going to Rome to seek out Brenda" thing, the one that made me groan a heavy groan meant to convey complete and utter dread at a coupling that will more likely than not lead to the ruination of Brenda's character, actually has the...
"IS THAT WHAT THE CORINTHOS CRIME FAMILY DOES? SELLS CHILDREN TO WRITE PEOPLE'S LINES FOR THEM?"
The dread secret finally revealed!!!
FML - f my life
Commented May 18, 2010 on Family Feud (Get It? "Family"? This is What I'm Reduced To) at Serial Drama
Family Feud (Get It? "Family"? This is What I'm Reduced To)
Whether you describe it as an overactive imagination or with the ruder (though, perhaps, more accurate) term "delusion", it's no secret that I spend an exorbitant amount of time creating scenarios for what goes on behind the scenes at General Hospital in an effort to explain the inexplicable. T...
"and then got her Malfoy on and pretty much called her a blood traitor"
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Best Harry Potter reference ever!!! PERFECT!!!
Commented May 4, 2010 on Confessions of a Teenager and a Drama Queen at Serial Drama
Confessions of a Teenager and a Drama Queen
Now that the truth about Claudia's death is out in the open, thanks to Dante's storming into court to yell it out in the most dramatic fashion possible, I hope we are treated to a scene of at least one Port Charles resident hearing the news and asking their scene partner, hopefully in a snide to...
Lord of the Douche People? Lord of the Douche People? LORD OF THE DOUCHE PEOPLE?!?!?!?
I love you so much I want to steal your eggs and clone you! Lots of times!!! :)
Commented Apr 28, 2010 on Pine Valley and the Good Goodbye at Serial Drama
Pine Valley and the Good Goodbye
Since he has, blessedly, not been given the opportunity to write for another soap opera, I don't know how Charles Pratt fills his days, but if I had to guess, I'd say he spends a lot of time posting on Jamie Luner fansites, watching his old episodes of Desperate Housewives and reciting dialogue ...
"Sonny: If Claire were a man, I'd say it was time for us to arrange ::flailing jazz hands:: an accident."
AHAHAHAHA! I love you guys so much!
Commented Apr 14, 2010 on The Fan-Fiction Writes Itself at Serial Drama
The Fan-Fiction Writes Itself
I'm often accused of being hyperbolic and prone to exaggeration, so I feel it necessary to offer a disclaimer and let you all know that what I am about to say is not in any way sarcastic or hopelessly exaggerated in order to make a point, but completely and honestly what we saw on-screen: the ma...
And I watch General Hospital. I'm sure you understand why I am therefore convinced that this show is going to kill me, via rage-induced aneurysm.
WOW. Becca, you are some crazy kind of masochist!
Bravo for coming out of the lawyer closet. It makes me love you even more!!!
Commented Mar 31, 2010 on Much Like Ricky Martin, I Must Share My Truth at Serial Drama
Much Like Ricky Martin, I Must Share My Truth
General Hospital with its criminal trials...I just cannot deal anymore. The preceding sentence is not my aforementioned truth, but it's related. Judge Carroll: What just took place in this courtroom was a mockery of jurisprudence, an open and egregious assault on the rule of law. And I hold a...
Aaaaahahahahahaha! I love love LOVE the screencaps of Ryan, especially "What's that ringing noise?"
Commented Feb 15, 2010 on Wedded Bliss at Serial Drama
Wedded Bliss
The change in All My Children since Lorraine Broderick's work started to air is readily apparent. Characters are acting the way you'd expect them to act, given their histories and personalities, the dialogue is better and I haven't even contemplated calling a poison control center after watching...
You know, outrage has piled on outrage to the point where I can't even remember when or why I stopped watching this show, but a gynecological exam on an unconscious patient who has requested another doctor?!?!?!?!? (Not to mention the usual HIPPA medical privacy violations.) I am AGHAST. Jake should be PROSECUTED.
Commented Nov 16, 2009 on Is Outrage Fatigue Treatable With Antibiotics? at Serial Drama
Is Outrage Fatigue Treatable With Antibiotics?
It's time for another installment of our continuing series Offensive, Outrageous and Oh-So [Expletive]: The Charles Pratt Story, starring Charles Pratt; his sidekick, the black hole of suck that accompanies him at all times; and four of the characters he's made near irredeemable and wholly unlik...
You are right. The internet might as well shut down. It has reached the peak of greatness! Long live Mr Kitty!
Commented Oct 13, 2009 on Soap Related Entertainment of the Intentional Kind! at Serial Drama
Soap Related Entertainment of the Intentional Kind!
If you, like me, spent four hours today watching soaps (side note: my life is a sad one) and were visibly irritated for most of those four hours, you are obviously in need of a palate cleanser and a reminder that something related to soaps can be enjoyable on purpose. Yes, I hear you scoffing at...
CONGRATS & THANK YOU for 3 wonderful years of snark. You've made the painful disintegration of my once-beloved soaps much easier to bear with your humor, sarcasm, and incandescent frothing rage. Bless you!
Commented Oct 6, 2009 on Whining Semi-Professionally For Three Whole Years at Serial Drama
Whining Semi-Professionally For Three Whole Years
Somehow we both managed to forget our three-year blogiversary last week. Obviously, as would be the case in a traditional relationship, this has caused us to reexamine our connection and enter counseling. While we work through our myriad issues and contemplate whether this whole co-blogging th...
I tried to comment on this last night when I saw the post, but I was too enraged to be coherent or entertaining.
Nothing has changed. I am still frothing with rage. I wish I hadn't stopped watching 2 months ago so I could stop watching it now, damnit! GV rose about spiteful, hateful, destructive writing to create Lucky the man, the father, the protector. And he did this in the face of repugnant storylines.
FUCK GH. Before yesterday, I had simply stopped watching it. Now, it is dead to me, for the crime of turning me into a Soap Crazy.
Commented Sep 30, 2009 on A Tale of Two Reactions at Serial Drama
A Tale of Two Reactions
When trusty news correspondent Beth R. let me know the epic news that Greg Vaughan was let go from General Hospital and that the role of Lucky will once again be played by Jonathan Jackson, I didn't know what to do. I let out a muffled shriek and all I could type was "OMG!" (Seriously, when I pos...
I am NOT OKAY with murdering Zapato. NOT OKAY AT ALL.
Commented Aug 6, 2009 on Another One Bites The Dust at Serial Drama
Another One Bites The Dust
Yes, dear readers, it's true. This afternoon saw yet another senseless soap murder of a character played by a talented, well-liked performer. RIP, Zapato! Eric Braeden recognized the importance of this event and actually put effort into the scene in which he sadly mourned the dog that he ...
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