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Male heterosexual. Sex in public restrooms only by myself, but that fairly often. If I need to, I need to. Propositioned once, by a man, in classic tap-foot-then-hand-under-stall fashion. I declined. Other people's bathrooms, yes. Showers are fun. My own bathroom, ditto: showers, and head on the toilet seat, yay! Bathroom sex fantasies, yes. A public restroom, the upstairs bathroom at a crowded party, in the bathroom while her parents are distracted by the football game.... I am sometimes merry.
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Don't know what I did wrong, but I was sent to a survey that didn't ask me what kind of blog I was reading, or what beer I drank, or nothin'...? Maybe I'll try again later.
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I'd love to have that critter rendered in translucent silicone, although reproducing all those colors would probably require a lot of expensive handwork. As for the candiru, things could be worse: cymothoa exigua [ http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4200000/newsid_4209000/4209004.stm ] eats away its host's tongue, and eventually takes on the tongue's function so that the host can go on living. How'd you like to have your partner drop his drawers and see what you thought was his penis blink its little eyes at you?
Toggle Commented May 25, 2007 on The Abyss at Susie Bright's Journal
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Susie, you're beautiful when you're angry. Or is it that the world around you is just so fucking ugly?
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As with the "Hoohoodillie Monologues", we are forced to ask, "What word *should* we use, if the proper and correct one is not allowed?" The answer, of course, is that they don't want us to speak freely and without shame at all, in any vocabulary. They want us to whisper and giggle nervously, or better yet just shut up and let our needs go unanswered. Sorry, folks, not interested in playing your game of shame. We are going to speak up clearly, in clear and direct language, and anybody who doesn't like it can bite my scrotum.
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Susie, people like astronauts, mathematicians and day traders reegard speed not as a recreational drug, but as a workplace tool. Al, any drug which is strong enough to provide a benefit is strong enough to be abused.
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I'm usually reticent about reevealing sexual interest, which is a good thing, I think. I would probablly be poorly regarded by most if I made a pass at two out of every three women I met, just because I found them attractive. When I decide to go for it, though, I lay my cards on the table, and explain that I'm a slut start to finish.
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You could argue that it's improper to "celebrate" Ted's inevitable failure, but that's embracing the same logic as saying that predicting Bush's failure in Iraq is wrong. When a person strides boldly, proudly, into the wood chipper, scorning all who advise otherwise, marking the occasion of failure is not only permissible, it's righteeous.
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To paraphrase the friends of Robert Bloch, Susie Bright has the heart of a little girl. She has to stick her shears into something, after all.
Toggle Commented Feb 15, 2007 on Simply Beautiful at Susie Bright's Journal
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I'd like to think that the Republican party is going to lay of fthe gay-bashing for a few years, at least. Maybe even drop overt anti-gay policies, the way they dropped overtly white supremacist policies in the 1970s. I sure hope this is the case, because the one reliable truth associated with anti-gay political campaigns (whether ballot measures or loudly anti-gay candidates) is that during the campaign, violent hate crimes increase. The Republicans could save lives by keeping the pink card in the hole for a couple of years.
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I second your words on the value of letting yourself just "be sexy, and let your tits do whatever they would normally do", whether in a wet T-shirt contest or anywhere else in life. I happen at present to be involved with a woman who, at age 55, has the largest and shapeliest breasts it's ever been my privilege to fondle, but if I were to host a wet T-shirt contest among all of my lovers past and present, I do believe the prize would go to my third (1982-4), who would have the smallest tits in the room. She just had a way of being sexy that showed in everything from how she wore a knitted hat to how she expressed her opinion of Ronald Reagan.
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One more person dead in Iraq as a result of the U.S. invasion. And just as meaningless, pointless, wasteful and stupid as all the others.
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Ducky, I thought being in the Navy had completely erased any erotic associations I might have with the Crackerjack suit, but you may be helping me form some new ones.
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Actually, when you're staring down the barrel of a gun, it seems to me that almost any action other than submission is praiseworthy (and submission is entirely understandable). I think of the little old lady who walked up to a soldier guarding the Duma during the 1990 coup in the USSR. She stared down his gun barrel and said, "Why are you boys doing this?" When the soldier admitted he didn't know, the coup began to unravel from the bottom up.
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I'm still hoping that all this talk about impeachment being "out of the question" was as phony as Bush saying REMFsfeld was definitely staying on. I'm hoping to see ITMFA buttons all over, if not actually on members of Congress.
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You see clearly. DeLay thinks of politics, if not all of public life, as hanging out in a barroom jawing, and an argument that ends in a "good ass-whuppin'" is no big deal, if not a positive asset to the evening. You think of it as a family gathered in the evening -- sometimes for a video, sometimes for a birthday, sometimes for an intervention. In any case, interpersonal violence, physical or emotional, is not supposed to be part of the process. As I used to say when I had to interupt a fight between my own kids when they were little, "This is not a hitting house!" It is high time that public discourse adopted the same rules we had: no hitting, no screaming, no nasty words.
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Thinking of you today....
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Yes, folks, it's true, women really did Lysol their poor innocent cooters in the old days. Whether any men ever actually preferred their wives smelling like a public restroom between their legs is another question.
Toggle Commented Oct 3, 2006 on Lysol My WHAT? at Susie Bright's Journal
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I used to console myself with that quote about "living in the early days of a better nation", but I no longer find it in my heart to have that much faith in this country. Awhile back, I posted a piece on my blog that began, "I wish I knew how to quit you, America, but I keep coming back, no matter how many times you break my heart." Now, though, I'm beginning to feel as though I can see the end of the relationship in the distance.
Toggle Commented Oct 3, 2006 on I'm Not Feeling Foley at Susie Bright's Journal
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Mistress Sky, invaginations are a fairly common geological feature feature. Exclitorations are more rare. I think they hang down from the ceiling, while exphallations rise up from the floor. Or something....
Toggle Commented Sep 25, 2006 on L’Origine du Monde at Susie Bright's Journal
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The first time I read "fear of doing something they haven't been trained and tested for", I thought, "Yes, why aren't young people given more education, more examples, more advice than just 'when it's right, you'll know'." Then I realized that you were going well beyond that, to the question of why these people are so damn scared of things that aren't on the official curriculum. Maybe it has something to do with their TV channels being selected for them, their sports scheduled for them, never having trick-or-treated.... Sorry, I seem to be channelling Ray Bradbury, and he isn't even dead yet.
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I'm interested in how she combines a traditional magic trick with traditional striptease dance moves and music to create such an innovative act. And I agree that there's something delightful in an unabashed and un-porny naked woman onstage. In that respect, she reminds me of those Genital Origami boys.
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A leather belt as broad as my palm, bought in the late 1970s when it was actually in fashion. I've learned how to use it both doubled and at full length, and can deliver nice loud cracks, fiery high-intensity slaps and delicate teasing strokes with it. I dearly love to give pleasure with it.
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I'm lucky enough to know a very manly man with a vagina, and it's been an interesting experience for me. If you'd asked me ten years ago, I'd have said that a man with a vagina was just a poor guy with no dick, but I see things more clearly now (though as it happens I've never actually seen his thing). I trhink I could fall in love with the term "bonus hole". Regarding erotic gymnastics, I really liked the dance routine in the film version of "Oh! Calcutta!", in which a naked het couple didn't exactly simulate intercourse, but didn't exactly avoid doing so either.
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