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Dear Mistress Maeve, My boyfriend and I have been together for nearly five years. When we met, we were just out of grad school, still went out on week nights and ate ramen noodles and drank Miller Lite to save... Continue reading
Posted Apr 21, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, My boyfriend of four years and I have not had sex in almost 18 months. I have tried EVERYTHING, from getting mad and upset to asking for permission to sleep with other people. He has always had... Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Hello Mistress, My partner and I (both women) have been together for seven amazing years. I am sexually satisfied and can say with confidence that she feels the same way. We use a strap-on dildo (she on me only), which... Continue reading
Posted Apr 7, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, My partner has gone a bit pudgy since we got into our committed relationship. I know I shouldn't let this get in the way, but it sort of does for me. Each year my partner gets a... Continue reading
Posted Mar 24, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I have been with my man for almost three years, and we've experienced levels of generosity, intimacy, intensity and creativity in our bed that have been both important and delightful. Here is the problem: He prefers orgasm... Continue reading
Posted Mar 16, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I'm a civil unioned guy, and I love my husband of 10 years. I also have a lover (barely legal to drink) who adores my nearly-50-year-old self. Sex with my young lover is amazing, like it used... Continue reading
Posted Mar 10, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Last week we revealed the results of our biennial Sex Survey of readers. In addition to telling us all your intimate details — which include a peculiar new trend of whacking it into your coworkers' wastebaskets — some of you... Continue reading
Posted Mar 2, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I am terrible at giving head. I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot do it. It gags me and hurts my jaw terribly. Yet I continue to try, because my boyfriend loves it. He's... Continue reading
Posted Feb 23, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, My boyfriend has never had, and swears he will never have, anal sex, so how in the world do I get him to do it with me? I've told him over and over how much I love... Continue reading
Posted Feb 16, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
It's Valentine's Day -- chocolate, flowers, people wearing red and generally acting like lovesick idiots. Whatever. Let's create a playlist of the best breakup songs ever. I don't mean those sappy, broken-hearted, "I'll never be the same without you" breakup... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I've been on two dates with this guy, and we've spent some quality time making out and dry humping like teenagers. Normally I don't wait too long to do the deed, but I've been putting him off... Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
UPDATE (2/8/11, 2:45pm): James Kochalka published a mea culpa comic on his website yesterday. To be clear, I don't know the woman in question and didn't know of any existing letter-writing campaigns regarding Kochalka's Laureate status. I never called Kochalka... Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
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Dear Mistress Maeve, My boyfriend and I (both in our mid-twenties) have been together off and on for the past five years, parting ways only during times of extreme geographical difference. We get along fantastically, recognize our differences and seem... Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
It's time again to fill out the Seven Days Sex Survey. You only have until Monday, January 31 at 5pm to share all the juicy (or not-so-juicy) details of your sex life with us, so hop to it! Think ahead!... Continue reading
Posted Jan 28, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I had been dating someone and it was going great; then, BAM! — he went back to his ex. From what he says, she cheated on him, said terrible things to him and is an all-around bad... Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I'm very fortunate to have a lovely and loving boyfriend with whom I have fantastic sex and honest, sincere communication. However, we have one recurring issue that I find hugely embarrassing: queefs. We're a snug fit together,... Continue reading
Posted Jan 19, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
And the award for the best Golden Globe presenter of the night goes to Robert Downey Jr. for his hilariously raunchy introduction to the Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical category. Downey Jr. began by saying that he considers... Continue reading
Posted Jan 17, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, My wife and I just got back from watching Black Swan. Not only is it an excellent psychological thriller, but it has a steamy female masturbation scene. Not to give too much away, but it's Natalie Portman,... Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
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Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine likes to be naked, or at least that's what he told Cosmopolitan UK when he posed (mostly) in the buff for the current edition: "I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Okay, I admit it: I'm totally buying into the whole "new year's resolution" thing. I'm hitting that imaginary reset button and pledging to choose the turkey burger over the cheeseburger, turning the computer off at midnight to ensure a good... Continue reading
Posted Jan 7, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Yet another cautionary tale for the new year: If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. WCAX is reporting that 32-year-old Jesse Miles of Rutland City claims to have been beaten up and robbed by three women... Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Here's a new year's resolution suggestion for you: don't make a risque sex tape with your husband, then let him have control over the video -- especially if your husband's a dirt bag. The New York Post is reporting that... Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2011 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, The close of another year … alone. I am a rapidly-turning-40 dude who's never been married, not even close. In my twenties, I thought I had so much time. In my thirties, I spent too much time... Continue reading
Posted Dec 29, 2010 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, My partner and I (she's a woman; I'm a man) are each 60, have been together four years, and have the best sex of our lives together. Recently we were staying in a motel and, after an... Continue reading
Posted Dec 22, 2010 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve
Dear Mistress Maeve, I have been sleeping with a guy for a few months now. I think that we connect and have great sexual chemistry, but there is something missing. In the beginning, we would just have fast and rushed... Continue reading
Posted Dec 15, 2010 at Seven Days Blogs: Mistress Maeve