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I hate when that happens! Go Niners!
Superstition, Tradition, and Yes, I Own a Lot of Red Panties
Michael Jordan wore his North Carolina shorts under his Bulls’ uniform. Baseball players don’t talk about a no-hitter when it’s in progress. Fishermen on no account say how many fish they’ve caught until they’re done for the day. A football player never EVER wants to be on the cover of Madden. ...
mwwwwwwahahahahahahahah!!!! I thought the people I followed on twitter were internet bots... not REAL.
BTW, only my tweets about cunning linguists are true.
Breaking Down the Fourth Wall (OR: Sometimes My Tweets Aren't 100% True)
A few days ago, I tweeted this: Less than an hour later, someone texted my actual ex-boyfriend (not the fictional one in the tweet) to tell him that I was "talking shit" about him on the Internet. Now, I think the first issue here is that my ex-boyfriend has friends who see "homeless man pas...
Hill Air Io Us etc... Fucking pussy(s). Same thing sorta happened to me once; made me late for a hair appointment in the Marina. Yeah, I am more Hai Mai than a pair of Tufts educated siamese twins. How do those fuckers hide so well? Nicely written.
With So Much Drama in the LBC...
With my first week of unemployment looming, I did what any girl in my position would do: agreed to live in a stranger's one bedroom apartment and watch not one, but two cats. For a week. In Long Beach. I was fearful I would have a nervous breakdown when I woke up that first Monday and realized I...
Wedding Parade.... wow. Is that like a Pro Prop. 8 parade?
Why I Don't Get Invited to Parties: A Two-Part Post That Could Be A Million-Part Post
Part One A dear friend of mine got married the weekend before last. He and his fiancée decided to keep the ceremony family-only and have an "Affirmation of Vows" ceremony with friends the following week. When my friend told me about this, I was kind of pissed. I mean, I like a good wedding. Well...
Throw em off the GG Bridge, but make sure you cover them in lighter fluid and burn em before you throw em. Makes for a hell of show.
Great. NOW Where Am I Going to Put Them?
(via Rob Sheridan. Thanks minusfortynine for the link!)
...wow... indeed, thanks for the Heads up. Say hello to the circus for me. And yeah, I still totally disagree with your comment about hot girls in SF. They are everywhere. Like at the art opening I went to last night... BLOWN AWAY. Welp. Sorry Daisy for calling you a transgendered burlesque clown, but hey, not that there is anything wrong with that. Go Niners. Peace. ;-)
An Open Letter to Girls Who Wear Hoodies
Dear Ladies of San Francisco, I was really hoping you'd figure this out on your own, that an open letter of this sort would not become a necessity, that you'd perhaps pick up a three-year-old issue of In Style from your yoga studio dentist's waiting room therapist's office, and realize, when fli...
Dylanebriated.... Just because you are attracted to transgendered burlesque clowns (of which there are 6) doesn't mean your "girlfriend" is hot. There are plenty of hot women in the Bay Area. I'll stand by that. I have been in NYC and LA, where they are REALLY hot, and a few here can match that.
An Open Letter to Girls Who Wear Hoodies
Dear Ladies of San Francisco, I was really hoping you'd figure this out on your own, that an open letter of this sort would not become a necessity, that you'd perhaps pick up a three-year-old issue of In Style from your yoga studio dentist's waiting room therapist's office, and realize, when fli...
I disagree Scott. I am with Daisy. Just because I live in SF does not that I am "used to second best". Of course you have to be hot, but if you are dressed like a troll, or a trashy Marina Slore, I am probably going to pass you by and give you a dirty look 1.) because its fun to make hot girls feel bad about the way they look, and 2.) they need try a little harder. Luckily the trash tends toward the trash (mangy bearded hipsters) and the slore towards the slore (Marina frat boy). Ok. Yeah. Hoodies= bad. For guys too when it comes down to it. LAZY is not hot.
An Open Letter to Girls Who Wear Hoodies
Dear Ladies of San Francisco, I was really hoping you'd figure this out on your own, that an open letter of this sort would not become a necessity, that you'd perhaps pick up a three-year-old issue of In Style from your yoga studio dentist's waiting room therapist's office, and realize, when fli...
Ha. You are right of course Daisy. Hoodies should only be worn inside the house or camping. If the girl above wants to wear a hoodie and nothing else, that is fine, just make sure it is in the bedroom, not outside. This is not burning man.
However, you are wrong about the sweater at the niner game. Its not allowed Daisy. I either want my ladies at 9er games dressed like a.) Football players, b.) Preppey Stanford Sorority girls, c.) wearing flashy gold pants and a fur coat, or d.) dressed in the other teams colors. Nothing like a good enemy f$&k to get the blood flowing. So. Do yourself a favor. Skin a bear (no, not a SOMA bear) and wear that to the game. Let "the boy" wear the sweatshirt, which is only nominally ok.
Mysterious never says goodbye, because he is always leaving!
An Open Letter to Girls Who Wear Hoodies
Dear Ladies of San Francisco, I was really hoping you'd figure this out on your own, that an open letter of this sort would not become a necessity, that you'd perhaps pick up a three-year-old issue of In Style from your yoga studio dentist's waiting room therapist's office, and realize, when fli...
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