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matt blank
Salt Lake City
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Turtle penis could be interactive! When it's cold, he goes in his shell. I think the best penis costume would be 1920s business man, with a little bowler hat, a two piece suit, a gold watch chain, and a little stick on cigar. Maybe a cane for good measure.
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*giggles* pounded with 14+ inches ... it's a gay's dream!
Toggle Commented Dec 21, 2009 on Questions. at chris leavins
At least it appears they aren't procreating, so the crazy will be confined to a single generation.
Toggle Commented Dec 2, 2009 on You Only Live Twice... at chris leavins
Words fail to describe my sadness. I ate ramen last night. Kitty ate lobster. *sobs*
Toggle Commented Nov 17, 2009 on Romance. at chris leavins
My dreams are all ALIVE again! Yay Chris!
Toggle Commented Oct 26, 2009 on Hibernation. at chris leavins
Ahhhh kitty bondage.
Toggle Commented Sep 30, 2009 on Yesss My Lord. at chris leavins
Hellooo Lance... Your puppy is cute and so are you.
Toggle Commented Sep 25, 2009 on Men with Pets. at chris leavins
And here is the obligatory shirtless request.
Toggle Commented Sep 23, 2009 on How Did He Turn Out? at chris leavins
Those look super duper tasty. Now I want some!
Toggle Commented Sep 14, 2009 on Accept Yourself. at chris leavins
Sorry I'm late...I am actually doing work today instead of looking at cult updates... Here I come to save the day!! SHIRTLESS please and that same expression is required.
Toggle Commented Sep 14, 2009 on Let's be friends. at chris leavins
Rawr a hottie like that, CCM or not, deserves my attention. Shirtless perhaps? All CCM have to change their shirts at one time. Why not document it?
Toggle Commented Sep 7, 2009 on CCM at chris leavins
A hearty Woof goes out to you from the gay bear (and non-bear) community. Perhaps it's time for some shirtless?
Toggle Commented Sep 4, 2009 on Men with Pets. at chris leavins
This is all sorts of redonk awesomeness. I approve wholeheartedly.
Toggle Commented Aug 26, 2009 on Fashion at chris leavins
He's a cutie. I bet kitty would like to see him shirtless, just like we would.
Toggle Commented Aug 25, 2009 on The Affair. at chris leavins
This picture fills me with joy and sadness at the same time. I've never dealt with Time Warner but you should feel lucky that you haven't yet had to enjoy the massive incompetence that is Qwest. Our only alternative out here in good ol' Utah is Comcast, an equally shitty company.
Toggle Commented Aug 3, 2009 on Thank You For My Rage. at chris leavins
Rawr I like the adult version. As for the child portrait, I think my favorite thing is the mesh shirt. It would only be more awesome and retro if it was a Raiders mesh shirt.
Perhaps if he were shirtless we could better analyze the alien situation. And wombat - where exactly does one find a large pug gathering? I would think this would involve a Craigslist posting in the Casual Encounters section.
Toggle Commented Jul 9, 2009 on Sigourney at chris leavins
Rawr hit that doughnut. Plus his friendliness to furry things will please the gay bears.
Toggle Commented Jun 22, 2009 on The Barbell at chris leavins
After he tries out the gay thing with Anders, he can come home to me and be my pool boy. Which requires him to be shirtless.
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2009 on Hello Ladies. at chris leavins
Mmmm Mr. Scruffy has a shirt with a Snowbird logo on, which means at one time he was shirtless in Utah. That means there is hope for me!
Toggle Commented Jun 10, 2009 on Men with Pets at chris leavins
Toggle Commented Jun 7, 2009 on The Watcher at chris leavins
I bet kitty is sad that he isn't going along. I could see him in a little tuxedo and on a leash. That would make for a fun prom.
Toggle Commented Jun 5, 2009 on Prom Night at chris leavins