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Sure, they tried to tame Captain Kirk long enough to make him a Knight of the Realm but they should have known it wouldn't play out the way they expected. When the sword lowered, Captain Kirk vaulted forward and gut-punched the Queen, taking an assassin's bullet for her in the process. Then he ran the coward down and tackled him into a souvenir wagon full of Princess Di memorabilia. After he shed a single tear, he drank a Red Bull over the assassin's unconscious body. His gut punch accidentally (?) impregnated the Queen and 9 months later she gave birth... | Continue »
As you might have noticed, I've included several tweets in posts this week. Someone finally created [a good tool][bbp] for making a better tweet embed than a janktastic screenshot, and it happens to [have been Robin Sloan for Twitter Media][twm]. (I probably heard about Blackbird Pie in the first place... | Continue »