This is awesome!!! I still wouldn't mind moving back and getting Tannehill. If Manning plays another 3 years, Weeded would be too old by then, IMO. We definitely need to sure up the right side of the line and get some safeties who can cover. Other than that, I'm actually starting to like this fuckin' team. Ginger-Gargoyle could redeem themselves big time if they land Manning!

I dont think we should be too worried about Marshall hurting Matt Moore's feelings. Everyone from Ross, Ireland, Philbin, even Don fucking Shula, has said we need to address the QB "situation." At the very least you'd have to agree Moore has received about the same vote of confidence that Sparano did last year. If we go into 2012 with a lame duck QB in Moore, by week 3 we will be all hoping we Blow4Barkley!

AMAZING! It just dawned on me why Ireland and Peterson make sense together: both Gingers and Vampires fear the sunlight.

EXCELLENT! /FIRELAND!!!!

I think if LaMontell was here himself, and not re-organizing his closet of ass he'd tell you to stop putting the pussy on the pedestal. He is definitely a bright spot on the otherwise dismal season. With the RB spot seemingly shored up with Bush and Thomas, hopefully the new GM(fingers crossed) can focus on QB, RT, OLB, FS, and WR2. Sounds like a lot, but if we can get something other than a rotting corpse at those positions we could contend!

//Roaring, Standing Ovation from all of Finsnation

LMAO @ Vinbob!

I'd love to help this cause. Embarassingly I can only afford to kick in $25. Just got fuloughed at work. Just in time for X-mas!!!

This is sooooo AWESOME! One of the great collaborations of all time.

Brilliant! I've listened to this 4 times in a row. Highlights for me are: "Sparano, Daboll, really love the field goals Fist pumps everytime, even if we're down by nine. Tony is a guru, O-line plays like poo poo Marc Colombo just got signed Our Quarterback is gonna die!" "So many wasted drafts Rick Spielman can kiss my ass" Well done, sir.

He had me at "(pause) I did." Andrew Luck, you complete me!

I'm with you 100%. Although it may set us back in the Suck for Luck Movement...i just can't do it against these d-bags. We are 3-1 vs Rex Ryan's Jets...I want to keep that trend going. I hope Wake skull fucks Sanchez tonight and I hope Marshall goes all "Jim Harbaugh" on the entire Jets team and coaching staff. I know that its blasphemy, but a win over these loudmouths would do wonders for the team's confidence. Obviously its most likely too little too late, but they could go on a winning streak. We have Denver, KC, and WAS on the schedule. The toughest games on the schedule are OAK (just lost their QB), @ Dal (they love to give away games as much as we do), @ NYG (they lost to SEA at home), home and away vs. BUF (they seem to be coming back to Earth), and @ NE (grease your anus). Believe me, I'd rather see us flame out than go 6-10 or even 8-8. I just don't know if we can Suck4Luck as much as Indy, Jax, Minny, Sea, Denver, etc. If we can get to 0-7 with a loss to Denver, then I'll start believing.

This is beautiful and well deserved attention. I'm not strong enough to root for the Jets tonight, but if we lose this one I think it will be enough to put me over the edge.

This is fucking awesome. The funny thing about it, is that it really isnt that inconceivable, kinda scary. Nice Work! A pleasant distraction from the overreaction to BM's comments.

This was awesome! Helps take the sting out of 0-4. Hopefully this sparks a run of Coded messages out of the Warrior Poet. I wonder if Omar will challenge you to an essay writing contest. BOY!

Great post, even better picture. The guessing game is over soon. Its time to see if the Robot has evolved. I think the new, less-predictable offense should help him. Its too early to talk about make or break, but Henne needs to look like a real QB. Pass rush will be key, and these young corners need to step up and live up to their hype (especially Smith). I'm with El 'Mo, not much more to say, its time to FUCK or WALK! Go Phins!!!

How did we go from having a kick-ass, road-grading o-line just 3 years ago to this broken levee. Jake Grove, where art thou?

The Gestapo at work as greatly diminished my internet capabilities, but I felt compelled to come on here and comment on the brilliance of Vinbob's video. I laughed, I cried, I cried some more. LOVED IT! Well Done. Support your local Robot!

Genius Vinbob, Sheer Genius!

and the group counseling begins....NOW!

Figures, Belichek sticks it in us again. Fuckin 'A. They have two QBs better than ours now. If this guy picks up some of Brady's work habits, we are fucked for the next decade.

That was the spot to get Mallett...we must have 0 interest in him. They are either confident they can upgrade with a trade or in FA or they just completely suck.

...he also said all the QBs at the combine sort of huddled around him. This guy thinks that he's a natural leader and guys gravitate to him.

I agree CK, great job on NFL Network, BTW. He has a little Marino attitude to him. Its amazing how many people have been hating on him. There was FINALLY a guy on NFL Radio yesterday who said he can't believe that Mallett isn't seen as a top 10 player. I wish I could remember who it was. I don't get it either. He has the best arm by a mile and played in a pro-style offense.

Of course if we could figure out a way to draft Mallett, I'm all for that. I think he will have a major chip on his shoulder, and could end up the best QB of the class.