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If you ever asked, if anything interesting happens in Walmart, then I have a tale for you. Gather round children, and you shall hear, the midnight run to Walmart last year. It was a lovely day, back in the land of where hicks mix with literally every other walk of life to create the beautiful atmosphere that is my hometown. With a population of 6,000... life can get dull. So, what do you do? You ride to the glorious land of wal and you bide your time by window shopping. Whilst in the department of lady business, my friend and... Continue reading
Posted Feb 22, 2012 at olchbe's blog
"And then I decided for a couple weeks that I was a lemon. I kept myself amused all that time by jumping in and out of gin and tonic." Continue reading
Posted Oct 28, 2010 at olchbe's blog
Today a man came in to order food from Costco. He paid for his item and I handed it to him and said, "enjoy!" To which he replied, "those blue eyes are going to get you into trouble some day..." and then he stalked off angrily. My bad, I'll be sure not to wear these eyes ever again! Continue reading
Posted Oct 17, 2010 at olchbe's blog
September 30, 2010 "Drink some more! Drink till you die, Puss in Boots!" I met a drunko today and he said to me (please note: some adult words in this bad boy), "I hate this town, I've never raped so hard. I've never been so hard raped. When I first showed up in this town someone handed me a bunch of pills and I got real drunk, and I woke up on some guys bed, and he was sucking my dick. How is that for rape?" Seven or eight times he assured me, "Things are just the way they are,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 1, 2010 at olchbe's blog
September 29th, 2010 10:43pm also, i was pooping the other day, and realized i can imitate a lot of different stephanie emotions when she's talking 10:45pm Me I don't know how much you have to share stuff like that with me. But I'm going to put that in my memory bank, and I doubt it will ever leave. but, please tell me how your number two mission turned into you figuring this out 10:46pm well i'm a pretty good multitasker so i was able to defecate whilst simultaneously ponder all of stephanie's different tones of voice a mission and a... Continue reading
Posted Sep 30, 2010 at olchbe's blog
Bet your lookin' down at your rolled up sleeves, Waitin' for someone to beg the question, What do they mean? Bet your starting to realize it Don't Mean a Thing, Then, I tried so hard not to.. Well... It was nice to meet you, Maybe I'll still see you again. And, it was nice to get to know you, Of course every good goddamn thing ends. And coffee to an exact amount of degrees (Expect no less for your steak). Got me back with a passionate please. Soft-talked me right out of my mind, Maybe GQ was right the whole... Continue reading
Posted Sep 29, 2010 at olchbe's blog
I worked a seven hour shift today... Turns out I was scheduled to work Friday. Continue reading
Posted Aug 26, 2010 at olchbe's blog
Looking fly like Ellen in my sweater-vest. Dancing to the beat of my own drum. Except not. Because I'm copying Ellen. Continue reading
Posted Aug 23, 2010 at olchbe's blog
It's odd that a movie so awful can have such great music accompany it. Also that Howard Shore went from Lord of the Rings to Twilight.. Peculiar. Still think the song is lovely, of course.
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After 4:00pm, I had completed all my errands. This included school, cashing my paycheck, getting coffee, you know- the important stuff. I had just opened my car door to step out and I realized something peculiar. My jeans had somehow aquired a hole in the zipper region. I mean, a large rip. It wasn't a baby thing that was hardly something to notice. You could see way more than I am comfortable discussing. I am very curious at what point in my day this occured, and even more curious as to why no one told me. Continue reading
Posted Jan 30, 2010 at olchbe's blog
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I found myself in a parking lot trying to show my friend indian dancing, or at least my spin on indian dancing. And then a man came up behind me, and asked if I was alright. Embarrassed, I assured him I was fine. Upon response he began to look around unable to figure out who I was talking to... I think that that should always be the proper action after asking a question, look around and make the other person feel totally nuts. Continue reading
Posted Jan 23, 2010 at olchbe's blog
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