It's ALMOST like they're making things up to suit some pre-determined purpose...

Argh, you had me up until the "Audience Cheers" part. That would never happen in the highbrow tasteful USA. Nice first draft, though...

There are some things you may want, but in the event you can't have that, there are certain alternatives you may be entitled to.** Such as... a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple **if you are an American citizen

98% support? It's a pretty good start, I guess... Hey, there is a lot of karma to make for. You spent YEARS being tortured for the words written by someone else that you had to say, actions and postures directed by someone else that you tried valiantly to make relevant, and miles upon miles of quality work snipped out and left on the editing floor. But did we scream at the writers? I do not recall a trend of yelling, "Shut up, Writers!!" So, if we support you, it is not only because we agree with you (which we do - duh, one would think this is a no-brainer, but the US in the 21st century HAS no such thing as a no-brainer), but because we have finally caught up to the times, and we realize that the actor is not the character. We KNOW you now (or at least your Internet Persona), and we wouldn't knee jerk quite like we did the first time around. Of course, a very large part of that "knowing you" is the copious amounts of sharing you have done here on your site. It makes it easier to drop the rage if the guy you were supposedly raging at loves comics, and brews his own beer, and geeks out at meeting sci-fi and acting legends, and generally does all the things we would do if we were in his shoes. Well, you do everything I personally would do with the exception that I would have told the entire internet to go right straight to hell with the whole SHUT UP meme. You didn't; that means you are a better person than I am. But then, everyone already knew that - after all, you never yelled SHUT UP at me. So yeah, we support you. And those that don't, well...I am sure that "beat your ass" might be considered the 21st century alternative to "Shut up, Wesley". Maybe you can interpret it as being in the same vein, and it won't be quite so terrifying for your health and the health of your family. Wow, this is a long comment. I guess the tl:dr is this: "Of course we support you - you were the one who showed us how to not be a dick." Thanks for everything, Wil. You make a difference in our lives, and you always have.

Welcome to the Age of Forgetting How Old You Are!! I think part of it is that it doesn't matter anymore, but also that there have been SO VERY MANY ages in your life, you have trouble remembering which one it was - "Maybe I'm 22; I was 22 for a whole year that one time. Nah, not 22 that was a long time ago. I must be 27. Wait, what year is it? So let's see, borrow the one and subtract...What's 11 minus 2? What's 10 minus 7? Wait, did I count the extra? Where's my calculator..." This is the mental conversation I have in the 3 seconds between when someone asks how old I am and when I answer, usually with the wrong number.

GM awards Wilofel +50 XP and +1 to Actor.

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