Right, that's it. I'm definitely going to Eastbourne next year. It's a scandal that I live in London and have never been. Good luck with the queue tomorrow. Take your own sandwiches/vodka.

OK. This. Because throughout the FO, the BBC were convinced that the new Babolat balls would basically drive Rafa to suicide. Mind you, they spent the first 4 days arguing about whether the balls were heavier or lighter. And Rafa got his shit together against Sod and just went from there. So I'm going to trust Martina on this one.

Yeah! The translation I got was that Feli is 'nice and the best looking player on tour'. From what I saw of it on my stream the presentation ceremony was awesome.

I think I misread #2 first time round. Looking at it again it definitely fits better. Especially now, with the knowledge that Sod did indeed get beaten by Delpo.

In this context, I'm going for definition #1 on the list.

Um, Cahill's two-timing Andy before they've even gotten to first base? Yes, yes, I know Darren's married to Adidas anyway. But we all know she doesn't understand.

See you in London! (Not that I know you. Or am a stalker. No.)

The general British press knows he exists, but kind of like in that way where you hear your friend went on a blind date and the bloke ended up lifting her handbag and doing a runner while she was at the bar buying drinks. You've never met the blind date and you don't know what he looks like, but everyone you know is making a big deal out of it and cussing the bloke's name because your friend is always this gullible and everyone just wants her to find a normal boyfriend already. But if someone were to turn round to you and say "Oh God, remember Bob Smith? Guess what he's done now", you'd be thinking, "Bob Smith...okay, give me a minute". So, yeah, no one outside tennis knows Donald Young exists.

I want to see Andy walking down the streets of Dunblane looking like this, like a BAMF. Someone make it happen.

The game sounds awesome. Kind of like conkers but with more consequences.

If I looked like Sergey, I'd be into my hands too. I'll never forget..*sob*

So ATP has 5 tournaments in Germany, but WTA only has one? That sucks.

One more win from Ferrer this week and he takes #5. If I were Sod I'd just let it go (not that he has a choice), withdraw from Estoril and let himself heal/get better completely. Not sure if that's possible in one week but he's obviously not going to withdraw from both Madrid and Rome in the build up to RG.

I think she looks like Dina too.

This quote should be tattooed permanently somewhere. Preferably on the foreheads of the people trying to start a Twitter war at the weekend.

It's good to have you back, Sabine. Work that forehand.

If I'd known that this tournament was going to be this awesome this early on in the draw, I'd have scheduled in more time for watching it.

Happy birthday, Masha! Going to watch these and get some good screenshots when it's not 2:12 in the morning.

What I don't understand is how you can have two goals but only one assist? I'm guessing that one goal must have been straight from kick-off. Ah, video games. Y u make real life seem so hard?

From the Ticker article: "Apparently the surface is sold in Europe under another brand name and may be used at other European ATP tournaments, but the ITF first classifies surfaces by compostion (there are nine such categories) and is said to focus less on brand name". "and may be used at other European ATP tournaments"- So is it used at two tournaments other than San Jose or not? That's surely what should be conveyed clearly in the article. If anyone knows, that is. "The ITF first classifies surfaces by compostion (there are nine such categories) and is said to focus less on brand name"-That's rather vague, no? ITF, either you take brand names into account or you don't. Apropos of nothing, there should be a UK version of Judge Judy with Judy. Judging from her tweets tonight, British Airways would be first in the dock.

Yesssssss! Arcade Fire!

Crazy awesome. Adje Serbia!

I guess they just mistake journalists for tournament administrators.

Ha! That Chris Brown thing is Real Talk.