I just about died when you said "your face is taking that away from me"!! My husband uses the "your face..." argument with me all the time! It's turned into a thing. If he'd said that to me, here's how the ensuing conversation would go: Husband: Your face is taking that away from me. Me: Your butt is taking that away from you. Husband: Your face is my butt! Me: Your butt is my face! Ha! I win! Then we laugh hystercally for a while. This is a very common exchange between us. Very fun. :)