Wow, which one of you has spent more money on face lifts? It looks like someone vacuumed a gobbler in your neck.

I think I just found Bol's wet dream: http://www.trutv.com/video/most-daring/mamma-mia.html?link=truTVshlk

Bol, you ever been to Philadelphia? It may be contesting for your sought after "Salt Lake City of Prison Islam" award.

"I think it's fucked up he's going to the Arr-Abb states"

If you keep pissing off those TI's Byron, you're going to find yourself at the short end of a broom in your ass in Tel Aviv.

I'd say you're getting scammed... but what is there to scam? You blog for a living. Is she going to steal the milk money you make everyday from XXL?

Bol, jump on it quickly. Seriously, you're almost too ugly for blogging (if that's even possible).

Because Bol is only interested in putting up ads that will make him little money and give his readers viruses.

Oh shit! A pissing contest between a fat blogger and a bloated whore! Who will win?!?!?! Bol, maybe you'll make another $.30 off of your AdBrite ads because of this too!

I beg to differ on the skimpy nature of chinks, but I will notice the following: you typically get a lot more food when you eat in at a Chinese restaurant than when you get take out. Probably 2x more. Yet they still cost the same! Secondly, I never seem to get most of my food back when I get it packed up in the back by the Chinese waiters.... I've always suspected that when you ask them to wrap up your extras at a Chinese meal, they throw half of it into some big recycling pot that they serve to the next customers.

Also, anyone want to bet on the timeframe when Bol is going to be getting waterboarded by some Mossad agents at Guantanamo?

You could boycott Israel all you want and they'd still manage to get their money on your hands (ie Bernie Madoff, Mort Zuckerman, Michael Bloomberg, or that guy who started Starbucks who sends money to start up settlements in the West Bank).

I'll be honest... that video kinda gave me a hard on.

Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz…is all about!

Woah... you're telling me black dudes are attracted to fat white women? Sky is falling today my friends...

Ouch, straight to the face: "Rudy Giuliani. There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence — a noun, a verb, and 9/11. There’s nothing else!" http://www.prosebeforehos.com/quote-of-the-day/08/23/what-no-modifiers/

I thought like most hip hop "publications", they paid you in demo tapes and sexual harassment. PS. Have you ever thought of marrying Drunk Stepfather? It'd be like Bill Richardson and Obama making out on the internets.

in a proper southern town, they would accuse you of having the poison. it gets even worse in the summer time, with the humidity and watermelon.

Please don't throw me off a cliff: http://www.prosebeforehos.com/word-of-the-day/03/03/please-dont-throw-me-off-a-cliff/

Zionist Occupation of what? I think he means the 'American media'. Plus when is the black man gonna bite the jewish hand that feeds him [crack]?