First went the statue of the emperor, next comes his clothes? As enduring an image of the university as Joe Paterno himself, Penn State is actively considering an update to their (seemingly) old-as-time-itself football uniforms in the interest of distancing itself from not just the "Sandusky e...

I’m not going to lie to you fine folks-- finding a crutch for making fun of Devils coach Pete DeBoer has not been easy. You see, last year in the ‘offs, Lindy Ruff’s daughter made it almost too easy for us when she drunkenly wore a Flyers hat to a Temple party. Dan Bylsma has four eyes. So th...

As if it weren’t bad enough to spend 81 days in Cincinnati (that sounds like a forthcoming Michael Moore documentary- the plight of... um, what do they make there?), the Reds also have to make their yearly pilgrimage to the city that hates them back. The Philllies have won 11 of their last 12 ...