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Poetryman69
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* I saw some posting somewhere that a south American country is going to stop spraying weed killer on their dope and instead they are going to use cocaine eating butterflies. We can only hope this is a very late April Fool's Joke. If it isn't then some dope head... Continue reading
Posted May 13, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
* Not just Obama's most enduring legacy but rather, his only legacy will be his patented two handed vertical smile *** *** *** Continue reading
Posted May 6, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Stop all new construction in California. Require builders to come up with an independent source of water in order to be able to build. They can purify polluted water or desalinate seawater or get water by whatever legal means necessary but they cannot tap into existing fresh water supplies. The builders will solve it to make money. All government installations in California--especially military bases--should be required to retrofit their waste water systems to collect gray water, filter it and use it to flush toilets and water the landscape. No fresh water should ever be used by any government agency to flush toilets or water lawns. Builders should also be required to institute gray water collection and recycling into their designs. There should be no such thing as agricultural runoff. All farmers should be required to capture and recycle all water used in farming. No rain water should ever be allowed to reach the sea. It should all be captured, filtered and used for agriculture, to flush toilets or if it can be purified enough to augment the water supply. California's wealthy should live off salt water alone. They have the wealth to pay for the desalination. They need to impress us with their wealth and their concern for others. --California Water: Better Drunk than Wasted!
* A collection of solutions to the world's problems that won't be tried. 1) Offer every poor woman in third world who already has one more children a year's salary if she will agree to undergo irreversible sterilization. Since high tech genocide is not the purpose here , this should... Continue reading
Posted Apr 27, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
We need to pack the hottest, sexiest rubber women and sex dolls with rusty razor blades, air drop them on ISIS and then let nature take it's course. If that doesn't work we could try packing the anuses of live male goats with razor blades and air drop those on... Continue reading
Posted Apr 22, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
* If I were to create my own country I would set up a nation for crazy people. Space Aliens Welcome. Walking Dead Zombies welcome. 1) We would build a space port for space aliens to land called area 69. Headless zombie rainbow space aliens are especially welcome. 2) Ghosts... Continue reading
Posted Apr 22, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
* You know those headless zombie rainbow space aliens the government is hiding in area 69. *** Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
* The only reason they won't eat your brain is because they can't. *** Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Or is it federal fondling at a government groping station? Government has it's hands down your pants again. How to be a Government Groper at a Federal Fondling Station Best Lipstick for Oral Sex Alien-Worshiping Cult Also Loves Topless Women *** Continue reading
Posted Apr 14, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** Only with a two handed vertical smile *** Throwing the Rainbows The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy *** Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Go Topless Day!!! *** GoToVan / Foter / CC BY *** GoToVan / Foter / CC BY *** Sometimes You Have to Bite Their Heads Off. Before They Get Uppity. *** How to Have Relations With An Alien Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
First we had the government gropers at federal fondling stations putting their hands down our pants. I think they called themselves the TSA or maybe it was the NSA? And then there was that government agency that made a habit of collecting dick pictures. Definitely NSA. Only the NSA under... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Western women need to make their views known before certain cultural changes are tried here: 1) Female genital mutilation 2) Punishing rape victims 3) Honor killing 4) Strapping bombs to children 5) Sexually enslaving women 6) Murdering homosexuals 7) Child marriage 8) Domestic Violence 9) Disciplining or Punishing Wives ***... Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Got to be an April Fool's joke. Or really incompetent research. If it were true we should put everyone on welfare immediately. Sounds like communism. Doesn't it?
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Never hunt Zombies naked. It would be too embarrassing. And never let naked zombies chase you. Help them cover their shame. The only thing worse than being chased by a naked zombie is to be chased by a naked zombie on fire. So watch where you aim that flame thrower.... Continue reading
Posted Mar 31, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Posted Mar 30, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
When it comes to the enemies and adversaries of the United States Barry Soetoro is quick with the two handed vertical smile. He scrapes and bows and apologizes to every tyrant, communist and dictator. He has a will of iron only when it comes to defying legal, law abiding American... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
So that was today's April Fool's Day prank fake headline. And now for something completely different: Surely president Hussein condemns all who favor the following: 1) Female genital mutilation 2) Punishing rape victims 3) Honor killing 4) Strapping bombs to children 5) Sexually enslaving women 6) Murdering homosexuals 7) Child... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
I have heard that there are no churches in Saudi Arabia while there are innumerable mosques here. If nothing changes the west will tolerate itself to death. If we formed the Pork Protectorate within the People's Republic of Bacon,then our adversaries might declare us unclean. That would keep them from coming here and declaring Sharia Law.
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In a YouTube video called “Necessarily Skyrocket” Senator Obama told the American people he was going to pick their pockets using Global Warming and Climate Change. He was voted in as president twice anyway. And so when the Kleptocracy is fully installed and your electricity bills necessarily skyrocket, remember you... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
I think that the federal government is performing a peculiar experiment code named project bBizarre in area 69. They are grinding up the corpses of unicorns and headless zombie space aliens and using the mix to create sweet sticky rainbow candies with which to addict and control the earth’s children.... Continue reading
Posted Feb 27, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Bizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
It seems that Saddam Hussein was the human butt plug of the middle east. Once George Bush eliminated him all the crap like ISIS came out. So George Bush's legacy is: We waste trillions on the middle east and terrorism is worse than ever. This does not mean I want... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Will ISIS put a Burka in Your Future? How to Put a Bounty on ISIS How to Prevent ISIS, Al Qaeda, and the rest of the Terrorists from Invading America How to Make A Perfect World: The Voluptuous Hypothesis *** Better Drunk Than Wasted vs Digital Daylight Shirts Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
The People's Republic Of Bacon T-Shirt Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows