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Poetryman69
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* You know those headless zombie rainbow space aliens the government is hiding in area 69. *** Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
* The only reason they won't eat your brain is because they can't. *** Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Or is it federal fondling at a government groping station? Government has it's hands down your pants again. How to be a Government Groper at a Federal Fondling Station Best Lipstick for Oral Sex Alien-Worshiping Cult Also Loves Topless Women *** Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** Only with a two handed vertical smile *** Throwing the Rainbows The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy *** Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Go Topless Day!!! *** GoToVan / Foter / CC BY *** GoToVan / Foter / CC BY *** Sometimes You Have to Bite Their Heads Off. Before They Get Uppity. *** How to Have Relations With An Alien Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
First we had the government gropers at federal fondling stations putting their hands down our pants. I think they called themselves the TSA or maybe it was the NSA? And then there was that government agency that made a habit of collecting dick pictures. Definitely NSA. Only the NSA under... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Western women need to make their views known before certain cultural changes are tried here: 1) Female genital mutilation 2) Punishing rape victims 3) Honor killing 4) Strapping bombs to children 5) Sexually enslaving women 6) Murdering homosexuals 7) Child marriage 8) Domestic Violence 9) Disciplining or Punishing Wives ***... Continue reading
Posted Apr 10, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Got to be an April Fool's joke. Or really incompetent research. If it were true we should put everyone on welfare immediately. Sounds like communism. Doesn't it?
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Never hunt Zombies naked. It would be too embarrassing. And never let naked zombies chase you. Help them cover their shame. The only thing worse than being chased by a naked zombie is to be chased by a naked zombie on fire. So watch where you aim that flame thrower.... Continue reading
Posted Mar 31, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Posted Mar 30, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
When it comes to the enemies and adversaries of the United States Barry Soetoro is quick with the two handed vertical smile. He scrapes and bows and apologizes to every tyrant, communist and dictator. He has a will of iron only when it comes to defying legal, law abiding American... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
So that was today's April Fool's Day prank fake headline. And now for something completely different: Surely president Hussein condemns all who favor the following: 1) Female genital mutilation 2) Punishing rape victims 3) Honor killing 4) Strapping bombs to children 5) Sexually enslaving women 6) Murdering homosexuals 7) Child... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
I have heard that there are no churches in Saudi Arabia while there are innumerable mosques here. If nothing changes the west will tolerate itself to death. If we formed the Pork Protectorate within the People's Republic of Bacon,then our adversaries might declare us unclean. That would keep them from coming here and declaring Sharia Law.
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In a YouTube video called “Necessarily Skyrocket” Senator Obama told the American people he was going to pick their pockets using Global Warming and Climate Change. He was voted in as president twice anyway. And so when the Kleptocracy is fully installed and your electricity bills necessarily skyrocket, remember you... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
I think that the federal government is performing a peculiar experiment code named project bBizarre in area 69. They are grinding up the corpses of unicorns and headless zombie space aliens and using the mix to create sweet sticky rainbow candies with which to addict and control the earth’s children.... Continue reading
Posted Feb 27, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Bizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
It seems that Saddam Hussein was the human butt plug of the middle east. Once George Bush eliminated him all the crap like ISIS came out. So George Bush's legacy is: We waste trillions on the middle east and terrorism is worse than ever. This does not mean I want... Continue reading
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
Will ISIS put a Burka in Your Future? How to Put a Bounty on ISIS How to Prevent ISIS, Al Qaeda, and the rest of the Terrorists from Invading America How to Make A Perfect World: The Voluptuous Hypothesis *** Better Drunk Than Wasted vs Digital Daylight Shirts Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
The People's Republic Of Bacon T-Shirt Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
The People's Republic Of Pork T-Shirt Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
I Eat Zombies For Dinner Value T-Shirt I Eat Zombies For Dinner T-Shirt I Heart Brainz T-Shirt Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** Spring Fling Bikini Scrunch Butt *** *** *** Alien-Worshiping Cult Also Loves Topless Women *** *** How to Wear and Ugly Bikini *** *** How to Make A Perfect World: The Voluptuous Hypothesis How to Celebrate Valentine's with Peruvian Frog Juice *** *** ** Looking Good in a String... Continue reading
Posted Feb 13, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** Spring Fling Bikini Scrunch Butt *** *** *** *** Alien-Worshiping Cult Also Loves Topless Women *** *** How to Wear and Ugly Bikini *** *** How to Make A Perfect World: The Voluptuous Hypothesis How to Celebrate Valentine's with Peruvian Frog Juice *** *** *** Looking Good in a... Continue reading
Posted Feb 11, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman The World’s Most Beautiful Woman How to Look Sexy *** *** *** *** The Secret Lives of Nudists *** *** *** *** Looking Good in a String Bikini, a Dental Floss Bikini or a Thong Bikini Paris Hilton is The World’s Sexiest Woman *** ***... Continue reading
Posted Feb 7, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows
*** The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman The World’s Most Beautiful Woman How to Look Sexy *** *** The Secret Lives of Nudists Pantless Purple Perverts *** *** How to Look like Kim Kim on FireHow *** *** Looking Good in a String Bikini, a Dental Floss Bikini or a Thong Bikini... Continue reading
Posted Feb 4, 2015 at Sweet Sticky Rainbows