Why would Tiger want to play in a PGA golf event in Texas with jerk sports reporters like you wanting to benefit from his presence, but who take joy and pleasure in his failings? If you want to write about someone's failings, you don't have to go very far - just look in the mirror and write about that!

Hey Big Mac...it was great seeing Lefty and Rory choke again also. At least with TW, he wins one out of every five and six stoke play events he plays. Sure, he didn't win this week, but he still has 72 PGA wins and 14 majors, so we won't have to wait too long before he wins again. Can't say the same for the losers you root for. Eat that for your lunch, loser!!