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Wow or not. I forgot the Jets have Sparano, Tebow and Sanchez.
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
Aaaaand we go from winning to losing a minute into the 2nd half...only the Dolphins. Assholes.
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
The Pussyhammer better be okay. We need to fucking score now like he does on South Beach all night.
Dolphins vs. Jets Open Thread
New rule: end every comment in this thread with ::fart:: or /fart noise -- regardless of how the game is going or how serious your comment is. Go Fins
Dolphins better take Tannehill...I bet the Browns take Weeden with the 22nd pick if the Phins don't take Tannehill, leaving the Phins without a 1st round QB. (If Weeden was younger he would probably be 1st round material)
Your NFL Draft Open Thread
Vent away, Nation. There are early reports that the Fins are looking to trade out of the eight spot, and have already spoken to several teams about it. Will they trade out? And if so, who do they take then? Worry not. The Honey Badger GM is on the case. It's all part of God's plan to continue ...
We're involved with the draft this year? I thought the Dolphins had been absent from it since the 90s?
I have this fear we won't get either Tannehill or Weeden. Because that's how we roll.
FinsNation 2012 First Round Predictions
What the Dolphins will do: Somehow fuck it up. We barely even care anymore and that is so fucking sad, Nation. The Dude and I were driving around Miami last week listening to Ginger Fuckface on Lebatard and, jeez louise, that guy is a FUCKING ASSHOLE. What a smug prick!! Ireland: 'I belie...
Thanks Xavier...I'm pretty sure Hologram Marino will break all 2000s Dolphins QB records. Though I'm also sure Serena Williams could as well.
The Road To Yet Another 7-9 Season Is Officially HERE!
Here's the offical 2012 regular season schedule for your Miami Dolphins. Things of note: No Monday Night games, No Sunday Night Games (unless we're suddenly magically good towards the end of the season and one of those games gets flexed), and one Thursday Night game which is a bummer because T...
Any chance we can use the Tupac Hologram to bring back Dan Marino?
The Road To Yet Another 7-9 Season Is Officially HERE!
Here's the offical 2012 regular season schedule for your Miami Dolphins. Things of note: No Monday Night games, No Sunday Night Games (unless we're suddenly magically good towards the end of the season and one of those games gets flexed), and one Thursday Night game which is a bummer because T...
Probably will win 5 or 6, just enough so we can't draft a top QB again. Well at least we won't be embarrassed on primetime again this year. Thursday Night doesn't really count/compare to Sun/Mon night.
Better hope Tannehill works out...if we even get him, which they probably won't. Cleveland will do it just to fuck with Miami.
The Road To Yet Another 7-9 Season Is Officially HERE!
Here's the offical 2012 regular season schedule for your Miami Dolphins. Things of note: No Monday Night games, No Sunday Night Games (unless we're suddenly magically good towards the end of the season and one of those games gets flexed), and one Thursday Night game which is a bummer because T...
When is it too early to begin "Blow for Barkley"???
Why couldn't we go 2-14 and get Luck or RG3??
Dolphins Fill Gaping Holes In Offense by Re-Signing Paul Soliai
After a day and a half of free agency, the Dolphins have finally made a move by re-signing nose tackle Paul Soliai. POKER GENIUSES! The Miami Dolphins have landed their first big free agent of the 2012 signing period, and that player happens to be a member of last year’s team.Nose tackle Paul...
Man...assuming he meets with us Sunday or Monday, Monday night and/or Tuesday night will be like Christmas Eve as a kid x100.
We're all going to need some Propofol to fall asleep. Whose ordering???
#WAARF Records: Peyton Manning "Your Career Will Go On"
Here's the latest single from #WAARF Records...
EPIC...
Now if we don't get him I'll be even more pissed off, after all that hard work and passion that went into this video.
#WAARF Records: Peyton Manning "Your Career Will Go On"
Here's the latest single from #WAARF Records...
I call ESPN BS. Why haven't they said the same about NY and Denver? Imagine the media with Eli-Peyton or those Tebow lovers?
They just need something to report because they have nothing concrete right now. ESPN can eat donkey shit.
Local FOX Affiliate WSVN Probably Ruined Our Chances of Landing Manning With Their Creepyness
Peyton Manning flew down to Miami yesterday after his Indianapolis press conference to resume his off-season workouts. But in true Miami media dipshit fashion, he was harassed and followed by a horde of news helicopters as he was driving down the Dolphin Expressway Ray Liota in Goodfellas-styl...
Don Shula and Earl Morrall went from the Colts to the Dolphins...DESTINY.
Morrall was 38 during the perfect season also.
Local FOX Affiliate WSVN Probably Ruined Our Chances of Landing Manning With Their Creepyness
Peyton Manning flew down to Miami yesterday after his Indianapolis press conference to resume his off-season workouts. But in true Miami media dipshit fashion, he was harassed and followed by a horde of news helicopters as he was driving down the Dolphin Expressway Ray Liota in Goodfellas-styl...
Every night will be like Christmas Eve as a kid!
Except if we don't get him it will be like getting a used Ray Lucas jersey instead of that signed authentic Dan Marino jersey you always wanted. Then getting kicked in the balls (or tits ladies!) while being pepper sprayed.
Let's Start The Crazy
Well, it's official. Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro. So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY. Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days a...
If we don't get Peyton Manning, I ask you all to join me in playing "In The Arms of an Angel" by Sarah Mclachlan over and over while crying in the fetal position.
Let's Start The Crazy
Well, it's official. Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro. So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY. Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days a...
Ross and Ireland: Don't fuck this up! I will forgive you for everything, and I will become an advocate of the fucking orange carpet if you sign Peyton Manning. I'll listen to Gloria Estefan and Mark Anthony music for the entire day. DO IT and PAY HIM!
Let's Start The Crazy
Well, it's official. Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro. So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY. Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days a...
Well he won't be a Colt....
Please don't fuck this up. If he chooses fucking Arizona or Washington over Miami we're even more screwed up than I thought.
They should get Dan and Serena Williams to call him. She was in the oreo commercials with him! Mmmm, oreos.
O Hai Throwing Peyton Manning (Update)
This is allegedly Peyton Manning throwing a football at Duke University the other day. And although it looks like old footgae of Big Foot walking through the woods, it has been confirmed that it is, in fact, Peyton thowing passes and looking like his usual rigtheous gangly badass self. Which is...
There is a 98% chance the Dolphins will either fuck this up or he'll stay with the Colts.
O Hai Throwing Peyton Manning (Update)
This is allegedly Peyton Manning throwing a football at Duke University the other day. And although it looks like old footgae of Big Foot walking through the woods, it has been confirmed that it is, in fact, Peyton thowing passes and looking like his usual rigtheous gangly badass self. Which is...
Hahaha I love it. I was "Rex R". -Bows-
Glad LaMontelle is a fan.
Weekender: The Best D*ckjokes From Today's Chat
We'd like to once again thank Big O for stopping by and chatting with us numbskulls for an hour today. We apologize if you submitted a question and it didn't get through. We were learning on the fly with that chat board thing, so it wasn't always smooth sailing. Plus, we only had an hour to ...
- Insert random Jeremy Lin pun here -
FinsNation Football & Football Related Things Chat
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Meh...bring in Tom Clements as Offensive Coordinator, and maybe i'll be excited (only for that to be crushed in a few years when they are all fired for sucking.)
Please let us trade up for RG3 or sign Peyton Manning and make him healthy.
Joe Philbin Will Coach The Miami Dolphins
ESPN's Adam Schefter tweeted it out. Former Green Bay Packers OC Joe Philbin is the new head coach of your Miami Dolphins. So, we went from giving HEFFF! helicopter rides, to everyone saying they'd be shocked if we didn't hire The Turtle Coach, to naming Lurch up there the new head honcho. Our...
By they way, said Zombie/Sloth offspring person is "animal2020" on ThePhinsider over on SBnation.
Just in case you want to read some of the Ireland love from Sloth Jr.
Your Jeff Fisher Friday Edition Update News Update (UPDATE!)
Nothing. As you were.... Update: Peter King is reporting that Fisher has decided to go to the Rams. But all the waiting was so totally worth it, you guys.
I argued with a zombie fan who actually thinks Jeff Ireland has done a great job and found a lot of "talent".....Who knew Sloth from the Goonies reproduced so much? "HEEYYY YOU GUUUYYYS Jeff Ireland is amaziiiiiing!"
And this zombie Dolphin fan said this isn't the longest stretch of losing seasons, 4-12, 9-7 and 6-10 was also 3....yes they thought 9-7 was a losing season.
9-7 never looked so fucking good compared to this current disaster.
Your Jeff Fisher Friday Edition Update News Update (UPDATE!)
Nothing. As you were.... Update: Peter King is reporting that Fisher has decided to go to the Rams. But all the waiting was so totally worth it, you guys.
Sparano is in a better location for Fist Pumping anyway, New Jersey.
Knowing our luck, the Jets offense will be much better and they'll sweep us and he'll shove it in Ireland and Ross' faces. Because we're fucking cursed.
Jeff Fisher Reportedly Will Stop Being a Dick About This Whole Thing And Decide What He's Gonna Do Today
According to this guy over here, Jeff Fisher is supposed to decide TODAY whether he'll be coaching it up in St. Louis or giving the MILFS of South Beach and Bal Harbor mustache rides for the next five-plus seasons (he's single, ladies). It's been an emotional rollercoaster waiting on HEFFFFFFF...
I have some suggestions for the next Fins Nation endeavor:
-Raise money to become a minority owner in the Dolphins. The plane took you 4 hours...what would this take, like 4 days??
-Buy the naming rights to the stadium, since Sun Life will not be renewing. Again, 4 days maybe?
-Hire a hooker, preferably a MILF one, and send her to Jeff Ireland's house and/or office. Maybe that will: 1.Get him fired and 2. Be funny
ZOMG! A Helicoptoro!!!
Ah, what new absurdities await us with each morning in Dolphins Land... Last night, Jason La Canfora reported that your Miami Dolphins - heretofore known as 'AIRWOLF' - are conducting, not one, but TWOOOO simultaneous coaching searches as if we didn't have leaks and the internet and people wou...
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