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Wow or not. I forgot the Jets have Sparano, Tebow and Sanchez.
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Aaaaand we go from winning to losing a minute into the 2nd half...only the Dolphins. Assholes.
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The Pussyhammer better be okay. We need to fucking score now like he does on South Beach all night.
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Dolphins better take Tannehill...I bet the Browns take Weeden with the 22nd pick if the Phins don't take Tannehill, leaving the Phins without a 1st round QB. (If Weeden was younger he would probably be 1st round material)
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We're involved with the draft this year? I thought the Dolphins had been absent from it since the 90s? I have this fear we won't get either Tannehill or Weeden. Because that's how we roll.
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Thanks Xavier...I'm pretty sure Hologram Marino will break all 2000s Dolphins QB records. Though I'm also sure Serena Williams could as well.
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Any chance we can use the Tupac Hologram to bring back Dan Marino?
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Probably will win 5 or 6, just enough so we can't draft a top QB again. Well at least we won't be embarrassed on primetime again this year. Thursday Night doesn't really count/compare to Sun/Mon night. Better hope Tannehill works out...if we even get him, which they probably won't. Cleveland will do it just to fuck with Miami.
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When is it too early to begin "Blow for Barkley"??? Why couldn't we go 2-14 and get Luck or RG3??
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Man...assuming he meets with us Sunday or Monday, Monday night and/or Tuesday night will be like Christmas Eve as a kid x100. We're all going to need some Propofol to fall asleep. Whose ordering???
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EPIC... Now if we don't get him I'll be even more pissed off, after all that hard work and passion that went into this video.
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I call ESPN BS. Why haven't they said the same about NY and Denver? Imagine the media with Eli-Peyton or those Tebow lovers? They just need something to report because they have nothing concrete right now. ESPN can eat donkey shit.
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Don Shula and Earl Morrall went from the Colts to the Dolphins...DESTINY. Morrall was 38 during the perfect season also.
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Every night will be like Christmas Eve as a kid! Except if we don't get him it will be like getting a used Ray Lucas jersey instead of that signed authentic Dan Marino jersey you always wanted. Then getting kicked in the balls (or tits ladies!) while being pepper sprayed.
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If we don't get Peyton Manning, I ask you all to join me in playing "In The Arms of an Angel" by Sarah Mclachlan over and over while crying in the fetal position.
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Ross and Ireland: Don't fuck this up! I will forgive you for everything, and I will become an advocate of the fucking orange carpet if you sign Peyton Manning. I'll listen to Gloria Estefan and Mark Anthony music for the entire day. DO IT and PAY HIM!
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Well he won't be a Colt.... Please don't fuck this up. If he chooses fucking Arizona or Washington over Miami we're even more screwed up than I thought. They should get Dan and Serena Williams to call him. She was in the oreo commercials with him! Mmmm, oreos.
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There is a 98% chance the Dolphins will either fuck this up or he'll stay with the Colts.
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Hahaha I love it. I was "Rex R". -Bows- Glad LaMontelle is a fan.
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- Insert random Jeremy Lin pun here -
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Meh...bring in Tom Clements as Offensive Coordinator, and maybe i'll be excited (only for that to be crushed in a few years when they are all fired for sucking.) Please let us trade up for RG3 or sign Peyton Manning and make him healthy.
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By they way, said Zombie/Sloth offspring person is "animal2020" on ThePhinsider over on SBnation. Just in case you want to read some of the Ireland love from Sloth Jr.
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I argued with a zombie fan who actually thinks Jeff Ireland has done a great job and found a lot of "talent".....Who knew Sloth from the Goonies reproduced so much? "HEEYYY YOU GUUUYYYS Jeff Ireland is amaziiiiiing!" And this zombie Dolphin fan said this isn't the longest stretch of losing seasons, 4-12, 9-7 and 6-10 was also 3....yes they thought 9-7 was a losing season. 9-7 never looked so fucking good compared to this current disaster.
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Sparano is in a better location for Fist Pumping anyway, New Jersey. Knowing our luck, the Jets offense will be much better and they'll sweep us and he'll shove it in Ireland and Ross' faces. Because we're fucking cursed.
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I have some suggestions for the next Fins Nation endeavor: -Raise money to become a minority owner in the Dolphins. The plane took you 4 hours...what would this take, like 4 days?? -Buy the naming rights to the stadium, since Sun Life will not be renewing. Again, 4 days maybe? -Hire a hooker, preferably a MILF one, and send her to Jeff Ireland's house and/or office. Maybe that will: 1.Get him fired and 2. Be funny
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