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‘Wahoo!’ said May-Li, firing off some smaller stellargrenades in celebration. Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Pornokitsch
"Usually our holiday parties end with us competing to see who can conjure a portal to the smelliest hell-dimension." Continue reading
Posted Dec 9, 2014 at Pornokitsch
These I believe to be, in every sense, proper, wholesome books, free from all kinds of mannerisms, free from improper language, free from sickly sentiment and “gush”. Continue reading
Posted Dec 4, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"She’s one of those women who define beauty. She bleeds beauty. She is a goddess of beauty. Those eyes, that skin, the lips. She is a queen of beauty." Continue reading
Posted Dec 2, 2014 at Pornokitsch
Hands down the best nuns-with-guns game on the market! Continue reading
Posted Nov 28, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"A black widow web is this big gross mess, like what bug could be dumb enough not to see that?" Continue reading
Posted Nov 25, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"I have come here today to offer you the only thing on earth which you care for — liberty." Continue reading
Posted Nov 18, 2014 at Pornokitsch
There was a strange taste of cat food under his tongue. It was not unpleasant. Continue reading
Posted Nov 11, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"On our own world we are able only to study our present and our past; in Mars we are able to glimpse, in some sort, our future." Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2014 at Pornokitsch
Did you have to point to a girl's face and say, "Here is where the nose should be, here is where the ears should be?" Continue reading
Posted Nov 4, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"no-one could accuse Ms. Von Ziegesar of not committing to the project" Continue reading
Posted Oct 31, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"All future wars will be information wars, and the winner will be the nation that achieves information superiority over its adversaries" Continue reading
Posted Oct 30, 2014 at Pornokitsch
An unusually respectful four days passed before the jokes started to fly around the internet. Continue reading
Posted Oct 28, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"The Kanamit were not very pretty, it's true." Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2014 at Pornokitsch
“The okyaku have paid for a realistic week in an anime world. Disgruntled former employees are not a part of that world. Surely you understand?” Continue reading
Posted Oct 14, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"Every man was like a wounded lion; the six others jumped at Bill like harpies that had tasted blood." Continue reading
Posted Oct 9, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"A strange group to find aboard a spaceship, but then The Columbus was a very strange ship." Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"King Arthur's drives were magnificent, showing that the arm that once wielded Excalibur had not weakened since its owner's retirement to the island valley of Avilion. They play very classy golf in Avilion." Continue reading
Posted Sep 30, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"The Steam Gun of our time has been an exhibition-room wonder..." Continue reading
Posted Sep 25, 2014 at Pornokitsch
They cast me in Julius Caesar because I’m good at pretending to be surprised by murder. Continue reading
Posted Sep 23, 2014 at Pornokitsch
In 1583, during his absence on the Continent, the populace, who execrated him as 'a caller of divels,' broke into his house and destroyed a great part of his furniture, collections, and library. Continue reading
Posted Sep 18, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"Henry had words with Edward in the study the night before Edward died." Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2014 at Pornokitsch
Stop using your brain, dammit, and just let it wash over you. Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2014 at Pornokitsch
"I first saw the painting in a gallery in Spain. I was there on business, the day after my diagnosis, and wanted to distract myself before my flight." Continue reading
Posted Sep 9, 2014 at Pornokitsch
“Write what you know” is commonly-given writing advice, and while that may not always hold true, Dahl could be an object lesson for those who would wish to prove that particular adage. Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2014 at Pornokitsch