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punkkittydiddy
2013. A year-long adventure in haiku.
Interests: words, cleverly deployed.
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Chucky versus a paraplegic? Yup. They went there. And brought a knife. Continue reading
Posted Jul 9, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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What rock bottom looks like: you force Lawrence Fishburne to shoot your punk ass. Continue reading
Posted Jun 21, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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I wish you'd told Death, "FUHGEDDABOUDIT! Come back later!" (Much later.) Continue reading
Posted Jun 19, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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"Looking this good should be a crime." BAM! New tagline. (Couture jumpsuits? Si!) Continue reading
Posted Jun 19, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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How can I be both Fannibal and Fanilow? (Schizophrenia?) Continue reading
Posted May 31, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
Posted May 30, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Bitch, please...if you want to be a fierce woman, you've gotta grow a pair. Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Thank you for giving khaki a hard kick to the bollocks. KEEP KICKING. Continue reading
Posted Apr 8, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Sometimes the movie gods answer my prayers....with jazz hands, and a big fat "Oi!" Continue reading
Posted Mar 20, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
Posted Feb 18, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Love is everywhere! Except on the 405, where douchery rules. Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Bitch, I've got frozen watermelons, and I'm not afraid to use them. Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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These "ghosts of Georgia"... they moved from Connecticut? Vacationing? What?!? Continue reading
Posted Jan 31, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Were he a real sheriff, I would jaywalk the shit out of his town. Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Strictly rationed? Nay! 'Twas insane inventory levels made it so. Continue reading
Posted Jan 28, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
Today, seventeen syllables are too many to bother with. Meh. Continue reading
Posted Jan 27, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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"Metallic platform peep-toe stiletto boot" is just ONE pair of shoes. Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Pilates Groupon? Sold! I'll pay for torture, so long as it's on sale. Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
Posted Jan 24, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Next time I'LL write the finale. Bloody Face would be alien. BAM! Continue reading
Posted Jan 23, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Irrationally happy to watch 'Idiot Abroad,' Season 3....... Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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Thanks M.L.K. for having a dream. (Light traffic day was "dreamy," too.) Continue reading
Posted Jan 21, 2013 at I Am Haikurious
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David Tennant can "stake" me anytime. (Vampire euphemisms. Ha.) Continue reading
Posted Jan 20, 2013 at I Am Haikurious