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Wow Christine!
Nice
Blender Pet!
I'm jealous!!!!!
:D
Blender Pet
Christine in TEXAS sent this picture of her BLENDER pet. His name is Johnny.
Gorgeous
close-up.
Beyond
adorable
kitty.
Me want.
Viewer Kitten
"Neighbor". Recently learned dirt is not food. Sent by Julie in TEXAS.
I am confused. Sebastien is a male name. This person looks 100% female. Excellent sex change operation, if this is the case.
Also, imagine this lady with a Lindsey Lohan haircut, and you would probably be a little bit jealous inside. Kudos to her for now- however looks are only temporary. Time has a way of taking the petals off a rose in a few decades.
At that point, hopefully she'll also have gained a wonderful character and personality.
I don't condone exhibitionism, but I am slightly uncomfortable with it on a 'puppy and kitty' web.
On the whole, My Lord, I do appreciate the variety of the human species, and I thank you for posting the pics.
Your minion
Come to Mama
"Francis". Loves his mama. CLICK TO SEE MAMA.
Actually, Twix was practicing
for her upcoming play. It's
a one-cat show.
Look out...
Broadway HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!
Robot Cat
"Twix". Batteries not included. Sent by Stephen in COLORADO.
This cat has used up at least
half of her nine lives.
She's a tough broad.
One-Eyed Wanda
Liz from NEW JERSEY writes: "...Hi Chris! This is One-Eyed Wanda, rescued from the streets of Vieques, Puerto Rico. Wanda is not only one-eyed, but the other eye is crossed. She will get corrective eye surgery so things in Wanda's life won't continue to look so screwy. But who knows, maybe h...
Congrats KB!!!
Nice to see you
on the front page.
Well done!!!!
Viewer Photo Mash-Up
Created by Sarah in ENGLAND. Perhaps you missed: Bryant's Mashup
Robots
don't need
cataract
surgery
soon.
Pool lil
guy.
Robot?
I don't know anymore. I just don't goddamn know anymore. CLICK.
Gypsy
Cutedown #155
This should be interesting. Three pets. All submitted by CWC viewers. Who is cutest? Cast your vote by leaving a COMMENT in the section below. L: Midnite (CAT EYE) M: Zero (DOG EYE) R: Gypsy (HEAD DENT) See all three in Cute with Chris episode 155.
Now
THAT's
the correct
billboard
that should
be in My Lords'
neighbourhood.
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!
Viewer Photo Mashup
Mashup created by Lord Bryant. Perhaps you missed: This Week in Aht.
That was
thoroughly
enjoyable,
from start
to finish.
MORE
MORE
MORE,
I
say!!!!!!
Men with Pets
"Dara". With Dave. Sent by Michele in NEW MEXICO. ...click here for MORE MEN WITH PETS.
That's the longest cat
I've ever seen! If there
was 'kitty basketball'
he'd be a shoe-in!
Viewer Cat
"Frosty". Time for sexy viewers. Sent by Kevin NEBRASKA.
I can smell
their cuteness
from here.
What a whiff of
sunshine!!!
Kill What You Are Inside
Liza from MASSACHUSETTS writes: "...Hi Chris, I've been a viewer for about a year now and I LOVE your show. Here are some pictures of our golden retriever family. They were all hired when they were 8 weeks old and Layla, their mom, was 4, to be in a Ralph Lauren photoshoot on our home island o...
I burst out laughing on these shots. THIS is what I come for at CWC!!!!!
This 'forbidden love' is my kinda
forbidden love. What a cute couple.
Forbidden Love
Pinky and Rufus...CLICK HERE.
Karina's talents
seem to be
limitless. Her
parents are silently
patting themselves
on the back.
(thwap,thwap,thwap)
Viewer Aht
Karina in WASHINGTON writes: "...Hey Chris, Your show is the best thing on the internet! I’m always hanging around your site awaiting updates. Anyhoo… attached is a picture of you I doodled (this is what happens when I’m bored… and don’t want to study for a chemistry midterm) So if I fail, I ...
Excellent photo!
Good doggy!
He deserves his
own center-
spread in a
fancy dog
magazine.
Hungry like the Greg
"Greg". America's Next Top Wolf. Portrait sent by Virginia, in BC. ...perhaps you missed PREVIOUS GREG.
Men Are Like...
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Look a Like
Dan from OHIO writes: "Chris-- I am pictured on the right of this picture with my good friend Chris. He shares the same name as you and as far as I can tell he is the only person that actually looks like you from all those people who send you "my friend looks like you" pictures. He plays the ...
A Man and His Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big, round butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
Come to Mama
Sarah likes to travel. She makes friends. (Perhaps you missed: Abe.)
Polar pup
grew up
and says"
"What's up?"
Boy to Man
"Peanut." That was then... CLICK HERE.
I'm 100% for
mixed marriages!!!!
What happy
couples....
la la la la la
they make me want
to sing
Uniter
"Duke and Kalin". Inspiration for the nation. Sent by Dave. ...CLICK FOR MORE INSPIRATION FOR THE NATION.
Actually,
Bingo was in
the middle of
his low-impact
Pilates class.
He's ripped.
Viewer Dog
"Bingo". No pictures. Sent by Michelle in ILLINOIS.
The koala actually woke up
to meet this young lady.
Sarah poked him with a
stick.
Come to Mama
Sarah likes to travel. She makes friends. (Perhaps you missed: Abe.)
Perhaps this Chris (who BTW looks
like your evil-twin 'Guido') could
send in some riffs that My Lord could
add to a future show?
That would be fun, no?
Look a Like
Dan from OHIO writes: "Chris-- I am pictured on the right of this picture with my good friend Chris. He shares the same name as you and as far as I can tell he is the only person that actually looks like you from all those people who send you "my friend looks like you" pictures. He plays the ...
You'd think he'd
have pink eyes, eh?
Adorable little
cherub
The Glass is...
"Uchi". ...half full. Sent by Chun in VANCOUVER.
Every Sunday, hubby and I take a
drive through the countryside.
My face lights up when I look into
a field and I see... llamas! What a wonderful change of scenery.
You can't help but love a llama
(unless they spit on you
- then you might have a bias).
So far, so good.
Llamas not Crack
Give a teen a dream. Give them a Llama. Llamas keep teens off the streets. (Pictured: Elizabeth and Jillian in COLORADO. Click to enlarge.)
Looks a lot
like Butters
Viewer Kitten
"Cambridge". What you sick people come here for. Sent by Tracy, TEXAS.
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