A couple of people have recommended Betrayal at House on the Hill, and I would third that. I don't know if the game's flow would be easily editable for a half-hour show. But I've seen a couple of people who normally won't play anything more complicated than Monopoly go nuts over Betrayal. Also, have you ever played Ghost Stories? I'd love to see that on TableTop because it's a great game that should have more players, and because you kind of need an instructional video to learn it. But once you learn it, you can't stop playing. And it's also a rare cooperative game: either you strategize together to defeat the evil Wu Feng, or you all lose.

"I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE" I just want this on a t-shirt.

"Your phone makes calls?!" "Yeah, it isn't an iPhone." My husband, an iPhone owner who frequently borrows my Droid Incredible after failed attempts to make a call, often makes comments to that effect. His comments are generally grim and bitter, rather than humorous, though...

Thanks a LOT, Wil. I'm reading the paper online and due to you, the headlines keep appearing to say things like "Guilty verdict ends chapter of Smurf's young life".

"Screw that guy in the Skittles commercial. Having the power to turn everything I touch into Smurfs is WAAAAAY cooler than that."