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Rizzmiggizz

Coral Springs, Florida

" Prepare. Your. Anus."

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If at all possible to penetrate my computer screen...

If at all possible to penetrate my computer screen I would sex the shit out of the above video...well if this technology suddenly existed I would call into work for a week and spend said week on the filthiest porn sites imaginable (or bookmarked to my favorites)....but right after that... Continue reading

Posted Apr 16, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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#27 #PwningAsses

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Posted Mar 26, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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WE GOT RICKY SANCHEZ!!!!

THE PUERTO RICAN DIRK NOWITZKI!!!!! FUCK AND YES!!!! NOBODY else (and for good reason) brings you new property of the Miami Heat Ricky Sanchez highlights....SUCK MY BALLS IRA!!! AHHHHHH!!! TERRIBLE VISUALS!!! WHY DID I JUST DO THAT TO MYSELF!!!!! FUCK YOU INTERNET!!! MIAMI HEAT NATION IS THE AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING... Continue reading

Posted Feb 21, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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What's Beef? Dooooooooo you know what Beef is? Ax yo' sef. Apparently, Beef is when Weeze need head nods' to go to sleep. Last night I watched the entire first half of the Heat game on mute, so I could listen to Lil Wayne explain what exactly the Heat did... Continue reading

Posted Feb 21, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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Ahhh the Heat Dancers, making the "Big 3" in my pants happy est. 1988. Recently these wonderful ladies released a Poster that without a doubt will hang above thousands of teenagers beds, giving them total false hope that ever in a million years will they be within arms reach of... Continue reading

Posted Feb 13, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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MIAMI HEAT BLOG THING

Just thought we would touch base for a second (you can touch my base for more than a second, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!) and take a look at some overall picture type shit....as in the standings and whatnot and so forth..and henceforth..and....words. At the moment YOUR Miami Heat... Continue reading

Posted Feb 12, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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POTUS TIME!!!!!

The Heat met with the POTUS today, as asskicking flying death machines do after Championships, and it was pretty tits....checkout the video above....then have sandwich....then fly a kite.....then come back here and we will all talk about our sandwiches and kites and whatnot. Good day, Heat fan. Continue reading

Posted Jan 28, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hope you're having a tits Sunday, just wanted to check in and remind you the thing above happened....and Ray Allen visits Boston today (1pm) for the first time since he went all "Airport flannel shirt taking shady pictures with Asian kids and Heat staff in the Miami International Airport" on... Continue reading

Posted Jan 27, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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Pretty much sums it up.

Pretty much sums it up. Continue reading

Posted Jan 18, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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Cool story bro.

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Posted Jan 7, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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Heat outlast Mavs in OT, LeBron wins glass thing with name on it

Before dropping 32 points 12 rebounds and 9 helpers for the Heat in a 119-109 Overtime win over the stupid Mavs Wednesday night, LeBron James was named NBA Player of the Month....or "P.O.T.M." as those of us in the bizz call it /air quotations. "P.O.T.M." averaged 27.5 points, 8.1 rebounds,... Continue reading

Posted Jan 3, 2013 at Miami Heat Nation

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Monday VIDEO DROP

As the season nears the mid-way point I thought I would ramp up the activity here at Miami Heat Nation with a little "VIDEO DROP". If you have a few minutes this video series is well worth the watch. The Heat face the Magic today at 5:00PM....yup FIVE PEE-EM! Meh?... Continue reading

Posted Dec 31, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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Heat vs. Hawks - 730pm - AAA Miami, FL The Hawks come into town to face the Heat, just a half game back of the Heat for first place in the SouthEast divison, and winners of 9 of their last 10 games. Miami is coming off a punt to the... Continue reading

Posted Dec 10, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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Public Service Announcement

This is a public service announcement, sponsored by Miami Heat Nation and the good folks at Rocafella records..... ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF MY NAME IS RIZZ!!! R I TO THE ZZ I USED TO BLOG ABOUT THE MIAMI HEAT THEN I GOT MAIR-REID /throws diamond in the sky Sorry... Continue reading

Posted Dec 6, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIAMI HEAT NATION

ITS MIAMI HEAT NATION.COM'S 2ND BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to all our readers, we look forward to sharing another year of Heat basketball with you. NOW LETS GET FUCKING WASTED! Continue reading

Posted Oct 25, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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\ Hey! How was your Summer?! Is that a new backpack?! YOU GOT FUCKING HAAAWWWT!!! /bell rings //opens new trapper keeper ///draws pictures of the Larry O'Brien trophy on all folders, some getting shoved up Kevin Garnetts ass, some shooting jizz while LeBron rides them like that creature in Never... Continue reading

Posted Oct 18, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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It's coming......

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Posted Sep 15, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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JUST A REMINDER

THIS HAPPENED. Lets see...news....news...news...OH..the Heat are rumored to be interested in Darko Milliciciccc...but theyz haz no moneyz....soooooooooo. My $$ is on him signing with the Nets...because the owner is Russian..and those bad guys from "Taken" stick together. Im not so sure Riles speeches work on guys like Darko...Riley texts him... Continue reading

Posted Jul 19, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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DAMN. THING. DID.

Signed. Sealed. Delivered. 4000+ Career three pointers just got added to your NBA Champion Miami Heat. Thats like putting bacon on........anything that doesnt have bacon on it already. There was a time during my Miami Heat fandom where I woulda been happy with JUST Ray Allen and Rashard Lewis surrounded... Continue reading

Posted Jul 11, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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Reports: Rashard Lewis close to joining Team Taint Kicker

Word on the skreet is Miami is close to signing Rashard Lewis...tittyballs. Just a few years ago the Magic signed Lewis to a 6yr deal worth $118MILLION (pinkie to lip) deal. In 2009 he led the Magic in scoring and made the All Star game, his career average of 16.1... Continue reading

Posted Jul 10, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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Not a bad week for the Miami Heat, as far as offseasons where you have no money go. Basically the Heat traded Ronny Turiaf for the greatest 3 point shooter in NBA history...so thats cool, bro. All signs point towards Marcus Camby NOT being the next member of the 2012-2013... Continue reading

Posted Jul 7, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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WE GOT JESUS!!!!

Ray Allen has decided to sign with the Miami Heat!!!! /Runs outside naked //shoves entire leg in mailbox while pointing at neighbor thrusting hips ///starts car and drives it in and out of driveway over and over yelling "PAT RILEY FUCKS!" Continue reading

Posted Jul 6, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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2012 NBA Finals Recap Video

There is gonna be roughly 10,000 of these....but this is worth the watch. Continue reading

Posted Jul 2, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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2012 NBA FREE AGENCY

Believe it or not, NBA Free Agency starts this Sunday. Obviously most of the Miami Heat money is tied up in Championship roster awesomeness...so their options are limited. Im no cap guru (im no gynecologist either, but Ill take a look!), but from what i can gather we have the... Continue reading

Posted Jun 29, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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Heat trade 1st rd pick, pickup your Dad

AND TO THE VICTOR, GO THE SPOILS!!!!! /largest wettest fart sound ever recorded So if you're like me, you wasted three hours of your life last night...hours you will never get back....hours where every 5 minutes someone said a name and you went "this isnt as cool as the NFL... Continue reading

Posted Jun 29, 2012 at Miami Heat Nation

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