Can someone elaborate on blogits in KC?

I think she needs to wear a color of lipstick that's easier for Americans to deal with.

If they ban bikini waxing, people will try to wax themselves. This will be dangerous.

Hmmm. I was going to send a teabag to my Senator and Representative. Maybe I should send a red rubber nose, instead. Or both?

The more I look at this... it really is the socks that make the man in this case.

Freud. would. love. this.

She was on her way to the Slurp and Burp, I hear.

How long before signs that say, "You can't come in here with candy and flowers," go up on every bank in the KC metro? And then the rest of the country?

Save a horse. Ride the SLUT.

(Secret Libertarian handshake.) Is there some kind of test you have to pass to become a law-maker to show that you are incapable of seeing the big picture? It's like when my girls lose recess at school for forgetting a piece of paper, but then the kid who pushes one of them in the mud or throws rocks(!) at them at school gets off with an, "I'm sorry." Logic? Big picture? Where are you? Selling fake drugs only hurts the people trying to buy real drugs. I have to say I would rather they shoot up fish bait. How about instead of fighting the war on drugs we just flood the streets with fake drugs so no one dares to shoot up because they don't know what they are getting. Oh, wait, they already don't know what they are getting.

I can only love myself when I am six meters from myself.

"'We have been told the electronic waves given off by the 'Love Bug' would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it's better to make love, not war.'" One Dr Strangelove moment we are glad to avoid.

Those massages are also banned in Cyprus.

"He could count up to six, including zero, was able to express desires, including his frustration with the repetitive research." As a grad student, I caw-caw a hearty AMEN to that sentiment.

Remember when the guys had to wear the same suit/bowtie and girls the same dress for Senior pictures? Those were the good old days when kids noo how to spell.

We interrupt this cat fight to bring you Katie Horner. http://firekatie.com/ So sorry, but I haven't posted links here before and don't know how. I mean, I hardly even post.

All I could think was that this must be some kind of code. Unfortunately, I am too tired to try to solve it at this time. Besides, all it will say is, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

The man took off his pants and put his shoes and socks back on, or he pulled his pants off over his shoes and socks in a drunken state. Alcohol is wonderful.

This is just the kind of clean fun I hope my kids get suspended for. I would make their suspension a big party to reward them.

Ugh. Hugo Chavez. I loved ubetcha's theory of the eternal torture of Castro.

She was probably nervous and couldn't finish this sentence coherently, probably because she didn't start it coherently, sent a few brain cells to Iraq to help them out, or like such as: "Our education like South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as..."

This logo is going down!

Daisy, are you sure this school hasn't already been started in California?

Snork @ daisymae! Snork @ Siouxie!

I think you can look at each other at these ice shows, but never say, "Fa Mi, Rey Mi."