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Scooter Van Neuter
Scottsdale, Arizona
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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VATICAN CITY, Rome (World News Bureau) - A man who privately met with Pope Francis claims the pontiff told him God made him gay, and that it's "fine to be a rope-smoking rump-rider." Francis reportedly made the statement while braiding the unnamed man's hair. Molested as a child by notorious... Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at Big Hairy News
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VATICAN CITY, Rome (World News Bureau) - A man who privately met with Pope Francis claims the pontiff told him God made him gay, and that it's "fine to be a rope-smoking rump-rider." Francis reportedly made the statement while braiding the unnamed man's hair. Molested as a child by notorious... Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at World News Bureau
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) on Friday called a news conference to defend the brutal street gang MS-13 after President Trump referred to them as 'animals.' Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) - Rep. Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) on Friday called a news conference to defend the brutal street gang MS-13 after President Trump referred to them as 'animals.' Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Big Hairy News
WASHINGTON DC (World News Bureau) - Tuesday at the Center for American Progress "2018 Ideas Conference,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren (RTRD-MA) accused President Donald Trump of lying. Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
WASHINGTON DC (World News Bureau) - Tuesday at the Center for American Progress "2018 Ideas Conference,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren (RTRD-MA) accused President Donald Trump of lying. Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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HOLLYWOOD, California (Big Hairy News) - American celebrities have formed a group to send aid to Palestinians protesting at the Israeli border. The organization, Celebrities Rally Around Palestinians, is sending thousands of care packages to Palestinian relief agencies. Each package includes: $100 gift certificate to Cheesecake Factory An assortment of... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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HOLLYWOOD, California (World News Bureau) - American celebrities have formed a group to send aid to Palestinians protesting at the Israeli border. The organization, Celebrities Rally Around Palestinians, is sending thousands of care packages to Palestinian relief agencies. Each package includes: $100 gift certificate to Cheesecake Factory An assortment of... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - President Trump struck back Sunday (below) at Ayatollah Ali Khamenei after the Iranian supreme leader posted a photograph of himself reading a Persian translation of the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House." (click image for full-size) Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - President Trump struck back Sunday (below) at Ayatollah Ali Khamenei after the Iranian supreme leader posted a photograph of himself reading a Persian translation of the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House." (click image for full-size) Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) - Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) received a vicious verbal beatdown on the House floor at the hands of Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Kelly on Wednesday when he compared the octagenarian's intelligence to that of a 'clock radio.' Rep. Waters (RTRD-Ca) angrily reacts to an attack on her... Continue reading
Posted May 11, 2018 at Big Hairy News
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) received a vicious verbal beatdown on the House floor at the hands of Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Kelly on Wednesday when he compared the octagenarian's intelligence to that of a 'clock radio.' Rep. Waters (RTRD-Ca) angrily reacts to an attack on her... Continue reading
Posted May 11, 2018 at World News Bureau
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GAZA CITY, Palestinian Territories (World News Bureau) -- A senior Hamas official encouraged thousands of Palestinians to breach the Israel border fence during protests coinciding with next week's US embassy move to Jerusalem. "I am telling the thousands of Palestinians displaced by Israel to ignore boundaries and cross into, and... Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2018 at Big Hairy News
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GAZA CITY, Palestinian Territories (World News Bureau) -- A senior Hamas official encouraged thousands of Palestinians to breach the Israel border fence during protests coinciding with next week's US embassy move to Jerusalem. "I am telling the thousands of Palestinians displaced by Israel to ignore boundaries and cross into, and... Continue reading
Posted May 10, 2018 at World News Bureau
TEHRAN, Iran (bighairynews) -- Reports say that over 40 Iranian lawmakers were killed or injured in the Iranian Parliment after a U.S. flag they were attempting to burn on Wednesday exploded in a massive fireball (below). In the aftermath of the disaster, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani blamed the Israelis for... Continue reading
Posted May 9, 2018 at Big Hairy News
TEHRAN, Iran (World News Bureau) -- Reports say that over 40 Iranian lawmakers were killed or injured in the Iranian Parliment after a U.S. flag they were attempting to burn on Wednesday exploded in a massive fireball (below). In the aftermath of the disaster, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani blamed the... Continue reading
Posted May 9, 2018 at World News Bureau
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BIG HAIRY NEWS - After being spotted on multiple occasions lately wearing long jackets paired with colorful scarves that drape down over a large, square protuberance on her back, medical sources close to Hillary Clinton have confirmed that she is wearing a back brace. Clinton has reportedly been wearing the... Continue reading
Posted May 8, 2018 at Big Hairy News
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - After being spotted on multiple occasions lately wearing long jackets paired with colorful scarves that drape down over a large, square protuberance on her back, medical sources close to Hillary Clinton have confirmed that she is wearing a back brace. Clinton has reportedly been wearing the... Continue reading
Posted May 8, 2018 at World News Bureau
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LOS ANGELES (Big Hairy News) -- An ANTIFA group vowed "revolutionary violence" during a May Day march in Los Angeles on Tuesday. The small group of scrawny white millennials clad in hoodies and masks brandished a Trump effigy which they later attempted to hang from a tree, resulting in several... Continue reading
Posted May 4, 2018 at Big Hairy News
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LOS ANGELES (World News Bureau) -- An ANTIFA group vowed "revolutionary violence" during a May Day march in Los Angeles on Tuesday. The small group of scrawny white millennials clad in hoodies and masks brandished a Trump effigy which they later attempted to hang from a tree, resulting in several... Continue reading
Posted May 4, 2018 at World News Bureau
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PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Big Hairy News) -- Starbucks locations around the country are reportedly jammed with people 'just hanging out,' creating a problem for customers who are unable to make purchases. The situation arose after reports this morning that the two black men recently arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks for loitering... Continue reading
Posted May 3, 2018 at Big Hairy News
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PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (World News Bureau) -- Starbucks locations around the country are reportedly jammed with people 'just hanging out,' creating a problem for customers who are unable to make purchases. The situation arose after reports this morning that the two black men recently arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks for loitering... Continue reading
Posted May 3, 2018 at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (Big Hairy News) - Filmmaker Spike Lee is back with another movie and the opportunity to bash white people, conservatives, and naturally, President Trump. Lee's new film, BlacKkKlansman, will premiere in competition at the Cannes Film Festival on May 14. Reports surrounding the film say it may rank... Continue reading
Posted May 2, 2018 at Big Hairy News