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Scooter Van Neuter
Berkeley, California
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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CUPERTINO, California (WNB) - Apple CEO Tim Cook has formally admitted he's sexually confused mentally ill perverted gay. The 53-year-old executive is reported to have called being homosexual one of the 'greatest gifts God has given me, especially when a hairy, sweaty 200 lb. man is boning me in the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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CUPERTINO, California (WNB) - Apple CEO Tim Cook has formally admitted he's sexually confused mentally ill perverted gay. The 53-year-old executive is reported to have called being homosexual one of the 'greatest gifts God has given me, especially when a hairy, sweaty 200 lb. man is boning me in the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
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TEL AVIV, Israel (WNB) - The office of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu released a response Wednesday to comments from a senior Obama official calling him a 'chickensh*t' and a 'coward.' Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Big Hairy News
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TEL AVIV, Israel (WNB) - The office of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu released a response Wednesday to comments from a senior Obama official calling him a 'chickensh*t' and a 'coward.' Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Conservatives Crummy Dilemma After the Mississippi Supreme Court last week refused to hear MS State Senator Chris McDaniel's appeal of a lower court's dismissal of his challenge to the fraud-riddled Republican Senate primary run-off election, conservatives in Mississippi are now bereft of our chosen nominee,... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at World News Bureau
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Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other. The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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KHATBOCHS, Syria (WNB) - Sources within ISIS report that due to a severe shortage of women and goats, most ISIS fighters have resorted to finding sexual gratification from each other. The situation had gotten so bad that the head imam for the Islamic State recently issued a fatwa (edict), proclaiming... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - Clothing manufacturer Thugfail reports it has received hundreds of threatening emails in response to recent publicity about its 'Zombie Mike Brown' Halloween costume. "It's clear many people failed to realize that our only intent was to honor the big guy with this costume. Hey, everyone loves... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - Clothing manufacturer Thugfail reports it has received hundreds of threatening emails in response to recent publicity about its 'Zombie Mike Brown' Halloween costume. "It's clear many people failed to realize that our only intent was to honor the big guy with this costume. Hey, everyone loves... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - During a seance Wednesday night, the purported ghost of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown admitted to attacking officer Darren Wilson. "Yeah, I jacked the pig. He was bein' a punk 'cuz we was in the street. If I was in better shape, I'd got dat Glock... Continue reading
Posted Oct 23, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - During a seance Wednesday night, the purported ghost of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown admitted to attacking officer Darren Wilson. "Yeah, I jacked the pig. He was bein' a punk 'cuz we was in the street. If I was in better shape, I'd got dat Glock... Continue reading
Posted Oct 23, 2014 at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Information leaked from the investigation into the shooting of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown indicates his assault on officer Darren Wilson may have been more violent than originally reported: The investigation into the shooting of Michael Brown by Officer Darren Wilson established the following facts: Officer... Continue reading
Posted Oct 23, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Information leaked from the investigation into the shooting of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown indicates his assault on officer Darren Wilson may have been more violent than originally reported: The investigation into the shooting of Michael Brown by Officer Darren Wilson established the following facts: Officer... Continue reading
Posted Oct 23, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - News of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) bid request for up to 34 million immigrant identification cards has led to the discovery of a corresponding bid request for voter registration cards. A draft solicitation for bids issued by the Federal Election Commission calls for four... Continue reading
Posted Oct 22, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - News of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) bid request for up to 34 million immigrant identification cards has led to the discovery of a corresponding bid request for voter registration cards. A draft solicitation for bids issued by the Federal Election Commission calls for four... Continue reading
Posted Oct 22, 2014 at World News Bureau
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Obviously eager to have some sort of half-assed reason to steal tons of stuff and destroy others' property and businesses, retard 'organizers' in Ferguson, Missouri are vowing to unleash hell should justice prevail and Officer Wilson be vindicated for ventilating hulking thug/social parasite Michael Brown. Here's hoping the Ferguson PD... Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2014 at Scooter Van Neuter
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources in Ferguson have released organizers' plans for civil disobedience in the increasingly likely event police officer Darren Wilson is found innocent in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Titled "JUSTIS FOR MIKE BROWN," the document outlines various violent actions aimed at police and... Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources in Ferguson have released organizers' plans for civil disobedience in the increasingly likely event police officer Darren Wilson is found innocent in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Titled "JUSTIS FOR MIKE BROWN," the document outlines various violent actions aimed at police and... Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2014 at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Homosexual Movement Deadly To Our Rights At this point, only the most deceived or grossly uninformed among us do not realize that a devilish enemy regime has taken over our nation. Under Barack Obama (or whatever his name is) we have seen unprecedented lawlessness from... Continue reading
Posted Oct 21, 2014 at World News Bureau
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(SVN) - Pope Francis says that God is "not afraid of new things," apparently referring to gay marriage and homosexuality. I guess today's enlightened society made The Great I Am question his outdated definition of marriage and somewhat negative opinion of homos - yeah! Let's pray the Pope can confirm... Continue reading
Posted Oct 20, 2014 at Scooter Van Neuter
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I don't know if the Klan recently purchased Yahoo or what, but their calling an airport in a predominately black country a "n*ger" airport makes me want to puke. If I had the money, I'd ship bus a bunch of Ferguson residents over to their offices for some looting and... Continue reading
Posted Oct 20, 2014 at Scooter Van Neuter