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Scooter Van Neuter
Berkeley, California
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Newly instituted Ebola czar Ron Klain on Friday called for 'segregated, safeguarded Ebola sections' on all commercial flights from high-risk countries. The former White House advisor's first action appears to be an administration attempt to placate the American public who overwhelmingly want the flights stopped, while still... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Scooter Van Neuter
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Newly instituted Ebola czar Ron Klain on Friday called for 'segregated, safeguarded Ebola sections' on all commercial flights from high-risk countries. The former White House advisor's first action appears to be an administration attempt to placate the American public who overwhelmingly want the flights stopped, while still... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House announced Thursday that Michelle Obama is taking the initiative to educate young people how to avoid the Ebola virus. Called 'Move! Drink! Cover!,' the new campaign combines the First Lady's signature healthy exercise and water-drinking messages with a new one stressing the importance of... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House announced Thursday that Michelle Obama is taking the initiative to educate young people on how to avoid the Ebola virus. Called 'Move! Drink! Cover!,' the new campaign combines the First Lady's signature healthy exercise and water-drinking messages with a new one stressing the importance... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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Husky actress Lena Dunham posted a photo to her Instagram page over the weekend in support of abortion fanatic and Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis. The photo appears to show Dunham eating an infant wearing a 'Wendy Davis' onesie. "I guess this is the penalty for not being aborted," remarked... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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Husky actress Lena Dunham posted a photo to her Instagram page over the weekend in support of abortion fanatic and Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis. The photo appears to show Dunham eating an infant wearing a 'Wendy Davis' onesie. "I guess this is the penalty for not being aborted," remarked... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Warning to Gun Rights Supporters Last week, I wrote a short column warning of the very real danger to Alabama residents' gun rights from the proposed Statewide Amendment 3 on the ballot for this November 4th. Here is the proposed amendment: Act 2013-267, HB8, proposes... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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VATICAN CITY (WNB) - In a striking departure from traditional Catholic teaching, an assembly of Catholic bishops on Monday released a report calling for the church to welcome and accept homosexuals. The 12-page report, written by a committee picked by Pope Francis, says that gay individuals have "gifts and qualities... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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VATICAN CITY (WNB) - In a striking departure from traditional Catholic teaching, an assembly of Catholic bishops on Monday released a report calling for the church to welcome and accept homosexuals. The 12-page report, written by a committee picked by Pope Francis, says that gay individuals have "gifts and qualities... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - This year's most popular Halloween costume combines two of pop culture's hottest current themes - zombies and Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. "I love Mike and I love zombies - it's so dope, yo." said 13-year-old Rayshawn Jenkins as he waited in line to buy his... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - This year's most popular Halloween costume combines two of pop culture's hottest current themes - zombies and Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. "I love Mike and I love zombies - it's so dope, yo." said 13-year-old Rayshawn Jenkins as he waited in line to buy his... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - Big Hairy News owner Scooter Van Neuter was taken by CDC emergency personnel to the Mayo Clinic Friday morning after bragging to friends about his Ebola. "Mr. Van Neuter was taken to a special quarantine area of the Mayo Clinic where it was confirmed he did,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - World News Bureau owner Scooter Van Neuter was taken by CDC emergency personnel to the Mayo Clinic Friday morning after bragging to friends about his Ebola. "Mr. Van Neuter was taken to a special quarantine area of the Mayo Clinic where it was confirmed he did,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2014 at World News Bureau
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OBERLIN, Ohio (WNB) - After days of requesting detailed information, husky actress Lena Dunham on Friday finally provided Ohio authorities with a picture or her alleged rapist (below). Dunham claims she was raped by a 'mustachioed campus Republican' while attending Oberlin College, where she majored in 'getting f*cked up and... Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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OBERLIN, Ohio (WNB) - After days of requesting detailed information, husky actress Lena Dunham on Friday finally provided Ohio authorities with a picture or her alleged rapist (below). Dunham claims she was raped by a 'mustachioed campus Republican' while attending Oberlin College, where she majored in 'getting f*cked up and... Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2014 at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Alabama's Ammendment Could Jeopardize Gun Rights Jason Baker's column from Wednesday, "Alabama Statewide Amendment 3 could be a slippery slope," warns against the possible dangers to Alabamans' right to keep and bear arms due to the wording of the proposed amendment to the state's constitution.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House sources claim recent photos showing Vice President Joe Biden gorging on a large ice cream cone has 'infuriated' healthy eating advocate Michelle Obama, especially at a time when many schools are rebelling against her lunch programs. "Ever since their first White House New Years party... Continue reading
Posted Oct 9, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House sources claim recent photos showing Vice President Joe Biden gorging on a large ice cream cone has 'infuriated' healthy eating advocate Michelle Obama, especially at a time when many schools are rebelling against her lunch programs. "Ever since their first White House New Years party... Continue reading
Posted Oct 9, 2014 at World News Bureau
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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL (WNB) - Husky actress Lena Dunham has produced what many are calling the most effective pro-abortion video ever made (below). A spokesman for pro-life organization Right To Life called the video 'fear mongering at its absolute worst." Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL (WNB) - Husky actress Lena Dunham has produced what many are calling the most effective pro-abortion video ever made (below). A spokesman for pro-life organization Right To Life called the video 'fear mongering at its absolute worst." Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WMB) - President Obama told reporters on Tuesday that current events are prompting him to step up his leadership. "I believe it's clear that my leadership style of 'leading from behind' has served our nation well, but current worldwide events require more. I intend to respond to these events... Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WMB) - President Obama told reporters on Tuesday that current events are prompting him to step up his leadership. "I believe it's clear that my leadership style of 'leading from behind' has served our nation well, but current worldwide events require more. I intend to respond to these events... Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - America's youth are starting to show the results of years of First Lady Michelle Obama's diet and exercise regimen, and it's not good. "We're seeing girls as young as four with freakishly long legs - skinny calves, massive thighs, and giant butts. Except for having more human-like... Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - America's youth are starting to show the results of years of First Lady Michelle Obama's diet and exercise regimen, and it's not good. "We're seeing girls as young as four with freakishly long legs - skinny calves, massive thighs, and giant butts. Except for having more human-like... Continue reading
Posted Oct 7, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Federal health authorities are warning of a 'substantial' baby boom in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision on Monday to deny appeals from five states seeking to prohibit same-sex marriage. "We are anticipating a huge baby boom from the tremendous number of expected male same-sex unions.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 6, 2014 at Big Hairy News