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Scooter Van Neuter
Scottsdale, Arizona
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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CONCORD, New Hampshire (WNB) - A somber Hillary Clinton told supporters this morning that her crushing New Hampshire primary loss to Bernie Sanders was a painful one for the veteran politician. "Let me tell you, this isn't the first time I've been pounded by a scrawny, old white-haired guy, but... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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CONCORD, New Hampshire (WNB) - A somber Hillary Clinton told supporters this morning that her crushing New Hampshire primary loss to Bernie Sanders was a painful one for the veteran politician. "Let me tell you, this isn't the first time I've been pounded by a scrawny, old white-haired guy, but... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL (WNB) - In a Twitter post yesterday (below), abortion promoter NARAL expressed their disgust at a Doritos Superbowl ad featuring an unborn child in the womb reacting to his father waving a bag of corn chips. The organization strongly objected to the ad's "humanization of a... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Big Hairy News
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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL (WNB) - In a Twitter post yesterday (below), abortion promoter NARAL expressed their disgust at a Doritos Superbowl ad featuring an unborn child in the womb reacting to his father waving a bag of corn chips. The organization strongly objected to the ad's "humanization of a... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Hillary Clinton is blaming a medical condition for the shrill quality of her voice when speaking loudly. The candidate's explanation comes amid recent articles and criticisms from a variety of sources complaining about her inability to speak up without sounding unpleasant. The Clinton campaign released the following... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Hillary Clinton is blaming a medical condition for the shrill quality of her voice when speaking loudly. The candidate's explanation comes amid recent articles and criticisms from a variety of sources complaining about her inability to speak up without sounding unpleasant. The Clinton campaign released the following... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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CHIMICHANGA, California (WNB) - The cover of the new La Opinion, the nation's largest Spanish newspaper, portrays presidential candidate Marco Rubio (R-FL) as a "Republican Obozo" (below). The publication points out that the two men share many of the same goals, including expanded immigration. A Rubio campaign insider called the... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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CHIMICHANGA, California (WNB) - The cover of the new La Opinion, the nation's largest Spanish newspaper, portrays presidential candidate Marco Rubio (R-FL) as a "Republican Obozo" (below). The publication points out that the two men share many of the same goals, including expanded immigration. A Rubio campaign insider called the... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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CATONSVILLE, Md. (WNB) - Barack Obama paid his first visit as President to a U.S. mosque on Wednesday, working to confront bias that Muslim-Americans say is increasing at an alarming rate amid Muslims uncontrollably murdering literally everyone, everywhere. Before joining in prayers (below), the President addressed the faithful present, calling... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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CATONSVILLE, Md. (WNB) - Barack Obama paid his first visit as President to a U.S. mosque on Wednesday, working to confront bias that Muslim-Americans say is increasing at an alarming rate amid Muslims uncontrollably murdering literally everyone, everywhere. Before joining in prayers (below), the President addressed the faithful present, calling... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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DESMOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Hillary Clinton made history Monday night, picking up delegates by winning all six coin flips in Iowa districts where she tied her challenger, Bernie Sanders. The situation came about in precincts where Sanders and Clinton were running neck-and-neck, but there were an odd number of delegates,... Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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DESMOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Hillary Clinton made history Monday night, picking up delegates by winning all six coin flips in Iowa districts where she tied her challenger, Bernie Sanders. The situation came about in precincts where Sanders and Clinton were running neck-and-neck, but there were an odd number of delegates,... Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2016 at World News Bureau
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TEHRAN, Iran (WNB) - Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Sunday awarded medals to Revolutionary Guard commanders for capturing two small U.S. Navy boats and their crews earlier this month. Along with the customary open-mouthed kiss, Khamenei awarded the "Order of Fat'h" medal to Rear Admiral Zmel M'azcrakh, commander... Continue reading
Posted Feb 1, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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TEHRAN, Iran (WNB) - Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Sunday awarded medals to Revolutionary Guard commanders for capturing two small U.S. Navy boats and their crews earlier this month. Along with the customary open-mouthed kiss, Khamenei awarded the "Order of Fat'h" medal to Rear Admiral Zmel M'azcrakh, commander... Continue reading
Posted Feb 1, 2016 at World News Bureau
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DES MOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Viewership information published today appear to dispute Fox New's claim that Donald Trump's absence from Thursday night's GOP debate had "minimal" impact. Nielson data from metered markets indicate the Trumpless Fox debate finished near the bottom in last night's ratings: Big Bang Theory (Rerun -... Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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DES MOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Viewership information published today appear to dispute Fox New's claim that Donald Trump's absence from Thursday night's GOP debate had "minimal" impact. Nielson data from metered markets indicate the Trumpless Fox debate finished near the bottom in last night's ratings: Big Bang Theory (Rerun -... Continue reading
Posted Jan 29, 2016 at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (WNB) - Mattel has redesigned their Barbie doll to more accurately reflect today's female shape. The toymaker has been increasingly criticized for selling a doll whose slim. curvy proportions may give young girls a negative self-image. In seeking a model for today's female, Mattel chose someone who personifies... Continue reading
Posted Jan 28, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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NEW YORK (WNB) - Mattel has redesigned their Barbie doll to more accurately reflect today's female shape. The toymaker has been increasingly criticized for selling a doll whose slim. curvy proportions may give young girls a negative self-image. In seeking a model for today's female, Mattel chose someone who personifies... Continue reading
Posted Jan 28, 2016 at World News Bureau
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VATICAN CITY, Rome (WNB) - Church insiders claim Iranian President Hassam Rouhani attempted to sexually accost Pope Francis during their private 40- minute meeting Tuesday. Vatican sources say the Iranian leader "became aroused" by the Pontiff's movement in his dress-like attire. Rouhani was physically detained by the Pope's bodyguards after... Continue reading
Posted Jan 27, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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VATICAN CITY, Rome (WNB) - Church insiders claim Iranian President Hassam Rouhani attempted to sexually accost Pope Francis during their private 40-minute meeting Tuesday. Vatican sources say the Iranian leader "became aroused" by the Pontiff's movement in his dress-like attire. Rouhani was physically detained by the Pope's bodyguards after he... Continue reading
Posted Jan 27, 2016 at World News Bureau
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DES MOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Onlookers were horrified when candidate Hillary Clinton coughed uncontrollingly for minutes after choking during a speech in Iowa. The spasm came when Clinton attempted to make what may have been a true statement during a speech to the Jewish Federation of Greater Des Moines. A... Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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DES MOINES, Iowa (WNB) - Onlookers were horrified when candidate Hillary Clinton coughed uncontrollingly for minutes after choking during a speech in Iowa. The spasm came when Clinton attempted to make what may have been a true statement during a speech to the Jewish Federation of Greater Des Moines. A... Continue reading
Posted Jan 26, 2016 at World News Bureau
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CHAPPAQUA, New York (WNB) - Posters aimed at warning migrants against improper physical contact with females have recently appeared in the United States. The cartoon-style posters have been posted at public pools and social areas in several European countries in response to numerous acts of sexual impropriety perpetrated by migrants... Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2016 at Big Hairy News
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CHAPPAQUA, New York (WNB) - Posters aimed at warning migrants against improper physical contact with females have recently appeared in the United States. The cartoon-style posters have been posted at public pools and social areas in several European countries in response to numerous acts of sexual impropriety perpetrated by migrants... Continue reading
Posted Jan 25, 2016 at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (WNB) - Donald Trump responded to criticism from Hillary Clinton on Friday by saying he would not hesitate to physically defend himself should she invade his personal space. "You know, the thing about Hillary is that like Rosie, she'll try to intimidate you with her size. I'll tell... Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2016 at Big Hairy News