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Scooter Van Neuter
Scottsdale, Arizona
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - The Trumps have planned numerous alterations and updates to personalize the White House. A partial list of proposed changes leaked Wednesday include: Remove weed-choked garden and install putting green using synthetic grass to save water and assure year-round use. Remove "African shit" from all public and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - The Trumps have planned numerous alterations and updates to personalize the White House. A partial list of proposed changes leaked Wednesday include: Remove weed-choked garden and install putting green using synthetic grass to save water and assure year-round use. Remove "African shit" from all public and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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LOS ANGELES (World News Bureau) - As the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump draws closer, lower tier Hollywood celebrities continue to frantically use this as an opportunity to put their faces in front of the public. The latest "celebrities" to appear in the anti-Trump spotlight are "C" listers (right to... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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LOS ANGELES (World News Bureau) - As the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump draws closer, lower tier Hollywood celebrities continue to frantically use this as an opportunity to put their faces in front of the public. The latest "celebrities" to appear in the anti-Trump spotlight are "C" listers (right to... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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By popular demand, we are offering a PDF download of our Goodbye Assholes party invitation. Click image below to download file. Print using "fit" or "fit to page" setting on your printer - there are 2 invitations on the page (for most of you, this will accommodate all of your... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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By popular demand, we are offering a PDF download of our Goodbye Assholes party invitation. Click image below to download file. Print using "fit" or "fit to page" setting on your printer - there are 2 invitations on the page (for most of you, this will accommodate all of your... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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(World News Bureau) - Today America celebrates the birthday of a well-known and much beloved public figure. While his accomplishments are notable, what this man has not done is even more so: He never plagiarized his doctoral thesis and numerous other academic and public writings. He was never associated with... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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(World News Bureau) - Today America celebrates the birthday of a well-known and much beloved public figure. While his accomplishments are notable, what this man has not done is even more so: He never plagiarized his doctoral thesis and numerous other academic and public writings. He was never associated with... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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BARCELONA, Spain (World News Bureau) - An anonymous American donor has funded a campaign in northern Spain featuring posters depicting naked children with genitalia of the opposite sex. The posters, created by transgender advocacy group "Kiddies With Switched Bitties", which declares that some girls have penises and some boys have... Continue reading
Posted Jan 13, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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BARCELONA, Spain (World News Bureau) - An anonymous American donor has funded a campaign in northern Spain featuring posters depicting naked children with genitalia of the opposite sex. The posters, created by transgender advocacy group "Kiddies With Switched Bitties", which declares that some girls have penises and some boys have... Continue reading
Posted Jan 13, 2017 at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (World News Burea) - The office of President-elect Donald Trump sent out a press release Thursday morning laying out special conditions for CNN to be allowed to continue to be included in the White House press pool during his administration and banning online "news" outlet Buzzfeed outright (below). Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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NEW YORK (World News Burea) - The office of President-elect Donald Trump sent out a press release Thursday morning laying out special conditions for CNN to be allowed to continue to be included in the White House press pool during his administration and banning online "news" outlet Buzzfeed outright (below). Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2017 at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - "News" organizations Buzzfeed and CNN are accusing President-elect Donald Trump of viciously assaulting them during a tumultuous news conference on Wednesday. The charges were made after Trump angrily reacted to a concocted story promoted by the two organizations that claimed the President-elect hired prostitutes... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - "News" organizations Buzzfeed and CNN are accusing President-elect Donald Trump of viciously assaulting them during a tumultuous news conference on Wednesday. The charges were made after Trump angrily reacted to a concocted story promoted by the two organizations that claimed the President-elect hired prostitutes... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2017 at World News Bureau
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (World News Bureau) - A conservative group led by online news maven Scooter Van Neuter has organized to provide assistance to celebrities troubled by the election of Donald Trump for President. The organization, Save Our Celebrities, was introduced by Van Neuter at a press conference Tuesday morning at... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (World News Bureau) - A conservative group led by online news maven Scooter Van Neuter has organized to provide assistance to celebrities troubled by the election of Donald Trump for President. The organization, Save Our Celebrities, was introduced by Van Neuter at a press conference Tuesday morning at... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at World News Bureau
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By movie critic Scooter Van Neuter My girlfriend Sissy and I decided to go see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story last weekend. Star Wars should never be experienced in anything less than IMAX 3D, so I called the one close to us to inform them that a nationally recognized... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at Scooter Van Neuter
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Former Senate minority leader Harry Reid used campaign funds to pay for a portrait of himself, records show. The Washington Free Beacon uncovered the expenditure last August when they noticed a $7,000 check paid from Reid’s campaign committee to the artist, a personal friend and... Continue reading
Posted Jan 9, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Former Senate minority leader Harry Reid used campaign funds to pay for a portrait of himself, records show. The Washington Free Beacon uncovered the expenditure last August when they noticed a $7,000 check paid from Reid’s campaign committee to the artist, a personal friend and... Continue reading
Posted Jan 9, 2017 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Chuck Schumer (RTRD-NY) has warned President-elect Donald Trump to stop calling him names. Trump has repeatedly referred to the Senate Minority Leader as a "clown" in recent tweets criticizing Schumer's defense of the doomed Affordable Care Act. Speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill... Continue reading
Posted Jan 6, 2017 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Chuck Schumer (RTRD-NY) has warned President-elect Donald Trump to stop calling him names. Trump has repeatedly referred to the Senate Minority Leader as a "clown" in recent tweets criticizing Schumer's defense of the doomed Affordable Care Act. Speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill... Continue reading
Posted Jan 6, 2017 at World News Bureau