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Scooter Van Neuter
Berkeley, California
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Scooter Van Neuter Reporting 7:12 PM - Tension fills the air like a dog fart in a small pantry. Despite temperatures dipping into the 30s, the heat of perceived social injustice threatens to light the fuse of explosive citizen unrest in the town of Ferguson. From... Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Scooter Van Neuter Reporting 7:12 PM - Tension fills the air like a dog fart in a small pantry. Despite temperatures dipping into the 30s, the heat of perceived social injustice threatens to light the fuse of explosive citizen unrest in the town of Ferguson. From... Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources close to the grand jury determining the fate of police officer Darrin Wilson in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown say the officer will be found guilty. The grand jury reportedly determined early on that Wilson's actions were justified, but intense pressure from... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources close to the grand jury determining the fate of police officer Darrin Wilson in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown say the officer will be found guilty. The grand jury reportedly determined early on that Wilson's actions were justified, but intense pressure from... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (WNB) - Thieves stole the wheels, tires, and radio from the presidential limousine outside of Las Vegas's Del Sol High School Friday, as President Obama spoke inside about his amnesty program for illegal immigrants. "Eyewitnesses say the whole thing took just a few minutes. We're currently looking... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (WNB) - Thieves stole the wheels, tires, and radio from the presidential limousine outside of Las Vegas's Del Sol High School Friday, as President Obama spoke inside about his amnesty program for illegal immigrants. "Eyewitnesses say the whole thing took just a few minutes. We're currently looking... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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DALLAS, Texas (WNB) - With the news President Obama is granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, a pro-amnesty group has anointed him 'the greatest Democrat president since John F. Kennedy,' and is offering to honor the Obamas with a JFK-style parade. The group, 'Another Man, Another Brother: Obama -... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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DALLAS, Texas (WNB) - With the news President Obama is granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, a pro-amnesty group has anointed him 'the greatest Democrat president since John F. Kennedy,' and is offering to honor the Obamas with a JFK-style parade. The group, 'Another Man, Another Brother: Obama -... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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LAS VEGAS (WNB) - Sources confirm that President Obama has chosen Las Vegas as the logical place to announce executive action amnesty for millions of illiterate, unskilled social parasites illegal aliens undocumented Democrats undocumented immigrants. The program, called "Going For Broke," will grant citizenship and all associated benefits to anyone... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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LAS VEGAS (WNB) - Sources confirm that President Obama has chosen Las Vegas as the logical place to announce executive action amnesty for millions of illiterate, unskilled social parasites illegal aliens undocumented Democrats undocumented immigrants. The program, called "Going For Broke," will grant citizenship and all associated benefits to anyone... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Obama Impeachment Fear Nationwide Ferguson Powerlessly watching our nation fall in not-so-slow motion is a nightmare from which we cannot wake up. It's clear to all but the most obtuse and deceived among us that the United States of America has been taken over by... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Clothing retailer Thugfail on Monday reported record sales of their "Safecracka"(TM) caucasian protection hoodies. "We can't keep up with the demand, and why not - it's cheaper than a gun, and you won't shoot your d*ck off," said Thugfail CEO S. Van Neuter. The innovative hoodie,... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Clothing retailer Thugfail on Monday reported record sales of their "Safecracka"(TM) caucasian protection hoodies. "We can't keep up with the demand, and why not - it's cheaper than a gun, and you won't shoot your d*ck off," said Thugfail CEO S. Van Neuter. The innovative hoodie,... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Savvy retailers in the St. Louis area are preparing for the inevitable looting following the expected grand jury decision this week on the death of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Nearly all cell phone and electronics store owners in the Ferguson area have boarded their windows... Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Savvy retailers in the St. Louis area are preparing for the inevitable looting following the expected grand jury decision this week on the death of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Nearly all cell phone and electronics store owners in the Ferguson area have boarded their windows... Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-CA) bitterly accused Time Magazine of being sexist for not putting her on the cover when she became House Majority Speaker in 2000. During the press conference Thursday, the wildly-blinking Pelosi noted Time put current House Speaker John Boehner on the cover... Continue reading
Posted Nov 14, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-CA) bitterly accused Time Magazine of being sexist for not putting her on the cover when she became House Majority Speaker in 2000. During the press conference Thursday, the wildly-blinking Pelosi noted Time put current House Speaker John Boehner on the cover... Continue reading
Posted Nov 14, 2014 at World News Bureau
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FHETID KHATBOKS, Iran (WNB) - A top Iranian official said the Islamic Republic has responded to letters sent by U.S. President Barack Obama. Ibe Hedendha Salamee, the secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, announced on Iranian state television Wednesday night that a personal response from Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali... Continue reading
Posted Nov 13, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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FHETID KHATBOKS, Iran (WNB) - A top Iranian official said the Islamic Republic has responded to letters sent by U.S. President Barack Obama. Ibe Hedendha Salamee, the secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, announced on Iranian state television Wednesday night that a personal response from Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali... Continue reading
Posted Nov 13, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - In what many are calling the Obama administration's strongest attempt yet to provoke the wrath of God Almighty, the Washington National Cathedral is hosting an Islamic prayer service for the first time. Planners say they hope Friday's service at the historic cathedral will "placate Muslims around the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 12, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - In what many are calling the Obama administration's strongest attempt yet to provoke the wrath of God Almighty, the Washington National Cathedral is hosting an Islamic prayer service for the first time. Planners say they hope Friday's service at the historic cathedral will "placate Muslims around the... Continue reading
Posted Nov 12, 2014 at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Devil's Hatred No Match For God's Word If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. John 15:18 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour. 1... Continue reading
Posted Nov 12, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Iranian government on Monday posted President Obama's secret letter to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (below). White House sources called the publishing of the confidential correspondence a move to 'shame and embarrass' Obama. "If the President had any idea the Iranians were going to share this,... Continue reading
Posted Nov 10, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Iranian government on Monday posted President Obama's secret letter to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (below). White House sources called the publishing of the confidential correspondence a move to 'shame and embarrass' Obama. "If the President had any idea the Iranians were going to share this,... Continue reading
Posted Nov 10, 2014 at World News Bureau