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Scooter Van Neuter
Berkeley, California
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - Clothing manufacturer Thugfail reports it has received hundreds of threatening emails in response to recent publicity about their 'Zombie Mike Brown' Halloween costume. "It's clear many people failed to realize that our only intent was to honor the big guy with this costume. Hey, everyone loves... Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Big Hairy News
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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (WNB) - Clothing manufacturer Thugfail reports it has received hundreds of threatening emails in response to recent publicity about their 'Zombie Mike Brown' Halloween costume. "It's clear many people failed to realize that our only intent was to honor the big guy with this costume. Hey, everyone loves... Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - During a seance Wednesday night, the purported ghost of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown admitted to attacking officer Darren Wilson. "Yeah, I jacked the pig. He was bein' a punk 'cuz we was in the street. If I was in better shape, I'd got dat Glock... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - During a seance Wednesday night, the purported ghost of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown admitted to attacking officer Darren Wilson. "Yeah, I jacked the pig. He was bein' a punk 'cuz we was in the street. If I was in better shape, I'd got dat Glock... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Information leaked from the investigation into the shooting of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown indicates his assault on officer Darren Wilson may have been more violent than originally reported: The investigation into the shooting of Michael Brown by Officer Darren Wilson established the following facts: Officer... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Information leaked from the investigation into the shooting of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown indicates his assault on officer Darren Wilson may have been more violent than originally reported: The investigation into the shooting of Michael Brown by Officer Darren Wilson established the following facts: Officer... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - News of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) bid request for up to 34 million immigrant identification cards has led to the discovery of a corresponding bid request for voter registration cards. A draft solicitation for bids issued by the Federal Election Commission calls for four... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - News of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) bid request for up to 34 million immigrant identification cards has led to the discovery of a corresponding bid request for voter registration cards. A draft solicitation for bids issued by the Federal Election Commission calls for four... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at World News Bureau
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Obviously eager to have some sort of half-assed reason to steal tons of stuff and destroy others' property and businesses, retard 'organizers' in Ferguson, Missouri are vowing to unleash hell should justice prevail and Officer Wilson be vindicated for ventilating hulking thug/social parasite Michael Brown. Here's hoping the Ferguson PD... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources in Ferguson have released organizers' plans for civil disobedience in the increasingly likely event police officer Darren Wilson is found innocent in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Titled "JUSTIS FOR MIKE BROWN," the document outlines various violent actions aimed at police and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Big Hairy News
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FERGUSON, Missouri (WNB) - Sources in Ferguson have released organizers' plans for civil disobedience in the increasingly likely event police officer Darren Wilson is found innocent in the killing of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown. Titled "JUSTIS FOR MIKE BROWN," the document outlines various violent actions aimed at police and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Homosexual Movement Deadly To Our Rights At this point, only the most deceived or grossly uninformed among us do not realize that a devilish enemy regime has taken over our nation. Under Barack Obama (or whatever his name is) we have seen unprecedented lawlessness from... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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(SVN) - Pope Francis says that God is "not afraid of new things," apparently referring to gay marriage and homosexuality. I guess today's enlightened society made The Great I Am question his outdated definition of marriage and somewhat negative opinion of homos - yeah! Let's pray the Pope can confirm... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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I don't know if the Klan recently purchased Yahoo or what, but their calling an airport in a predominately black country a "n*ger" airport makes me want to puke. If I had the money, I'd ship bus a bunch of Ferguson residents over to their offices for some looting and... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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(SVN) - Wow, here's a shocker - Barry's administration is obtaining bids for a GUARANTEED 4,000,000 work authorization permits PER YEAR, 34,000,000 total, for the legions of undocumented Democrats already here and coming soon to a Home Depot parking lot near you. In related news, Krylon stock soared today on... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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(SVN)- You know you suck when you're the first black President making a rare campaign appearance, and the Democrat, mostly-black audience starts leaving as soon as you open your stuttering piehole. It's over, retard. STORY (Reuters) Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House issued a press release Monday 'further clarifying' President Obama's declaration that a travel ban from Ebola-affected countries would actually spread the disease: "Banning air travel from some West African nations would merely prompt those passengers to rent or purchase their own planes, something the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House issued a press release Monday 'further clarifying' President Obama's declaration that a travel ban from Ebola-affected countries would actually spread the disease: "Banning air travel from some West African nations would merely prompt those passengers to rent or purchase their own planes, something the... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Newly instituted Ebola czar Ron Klain on Friday called for 'segregated, safeguarded Ebola sections' on all commercial flights from high-risk countries. The former White House advisor's first action appears to be an administration attempt to placate the American public who overwhelmingly want the flights stopped, while still... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House announced Thursday that Michelle Obama is taking the initiative to educate young people how to avoid the Ebola virus. Called 'Move! Drink! Cover!,' the new campaign combines the First Lady's signature healthy exercise and water-drinking messages with a new one stressing the importance of... Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House announced Thursday that Michelle Obama is taking the initiative to educate young people on how to avoid the Ebola virus. Called 'Move! Drink! Cover!,' the new campaign combines the First Lady's signature healthy exercise and water-drinking messages with a new one stressing the importance... Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2014 at World News Bureau
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Husky actress Lena Dunham posted a photo to her Instagram page over the weekend in support of abortion fanatic and Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis. The photo appears to show Dunham eating an infant wearing a 'Wendy Davis' onesie. "I guess this is the penalty for not being aborted," remarked... Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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Husky actress Lena Dunham posted a photo to her Instagram page over the weekend in support of abortion fanatic and Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis. The photo appears to show Dunham eating an infant wearing a 'Wendy Davis' onesie. "I guess this is the penalty for not being aborted," remarked... Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2014 at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio version: Warning to Gun Rights Supporters Last week, I wrote a short column warning of the very real danger to Alabama residents' gun rights from the proposed Statewide Amendment 3 on the ballot for this November 4th. Here is the proposed amendment: Act 2013-267, HB8, proposes... Continue reading
Posted Oct 15, 2014 at World News Bureau