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Scooter Van Neuter
Berkeley, California
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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INDIANOLA, Iowa (WNB) - A calculated 'coming out' event for presumptive presidential candidate Hillary Clinton appeared to backfire Sunday, thanks to some bad potato salad and a hot microphone. The Clintons were in Iowa to attend retiring Sen.Tom Harkin's annual steak fry fundraiser. All eyes were on Hillary as she... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Big Hairy News
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INDIANOLA, Iowa (WNB) - A calculated 'coming out' event for presumptive presidential candidate Hillary Clinton appeared to backfire Sunday, thanks to some bad potato salad and a hot microphone. The Clintons were in Iowa to attend retiring Sen.Tom Harkin's annual steak fry fundraiser. All eyes were on Hillary as she... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at World News Bureau
Heather is a little big boned, but doesn't really weigh that much
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In honor of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown, Big Hairy News is pleased to announce the search for America's best Browning-style planker! A distinguished panel of judges will pick a winning Browner based on composition, location, and style. Winner will receive a cash prize, valuable BHN gifts, and best of... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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In honor of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown, World News Bureau is pleased to announce the search for America's best Browning-style planker! A distinguished panel of judges will pick a winning Browner based on composition, location, and style. Winner will receive a cash prize, valuable WNB gifts, and best of... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - In the wake of President Obama's declaration Wednesday that his administration intends to spend $4 billion to arm and support 'vetted moderate' rebels fighting in Syria, a source within the administration has released the vetting questionnaire used by the State Department to differentiate between 'good' and 'bad'... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - In the wake of President Obama's declaration Wednesday that his administration intends to spend $4 billion to arm and support 'vetted moderate' rebels fighting in Syria, a source within the administration has released the vetting questionnaire used by the State Department to differentiate between 'good' and 'bad'... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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NEW YORK (WNB) - A new fad based on 'planking' (photographing yourself laying flat in interesting places) is sweeping the country, as people honor fallen Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown with a new variant. Called 'Browning,' the individual is photographed laying face down with his or her pants pulled down, exposing... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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MIAMI, Florida (WNB) - Thousands of fast food customers across the nation took to the streets Monday to protest fast food employees. "These people are demanding $15 an hour, but they can't remember my fries or a freaking napkin?" asked one protester marching with a group of approximately 200 outside... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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NEW YORK (WNB) - A new fad based on 'planking' (photographing yourself laying flat in interesting places) is sweeping the country, as people honor fallen Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown with a new variant. Called 'Browning,' the individual is photographed laying face down with his or her pants pulled down, exposing... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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MIAMI, Florida (WNB) - Thousands of fast food customers across the nation took to the streets Monday to protest fast food employees. "These people are demanding $15 an hour, but they can't remember my fries or a freaking napkin?" asked one protester marching with a group of approximately 200 outside... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller Audio versionHaley Barbour Advisor Wants to Marry His Boyfriend Last Thursday, the Washington Post carried an opinion piece by James Richardson, whose brief bio says that he's a former spokesman and adviser for the Republican National Committee and Governors Haley Barbour and Jon Huntsman. His column, "I'm... Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - A source within the Obama administration has leaked the President's new ten point strategy, called 'The Obama Plan,' for confronting the Islamic State (IS or ISIS). Obama will unveil the plan to the American people during a special news conference Wednesday. The 'Obama Plan' consists of the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - A source within the Obama administration has leaked the President's new ten-point strategy, called 'The Obama Plan,' for confronting the Islamic State (IS or ISIS). Obama will unveil the plan to the American people during a special news conference Wednesday. The 'Obama Plan' consists of the following:... Continue reading
Posted Sep 8, 2014 at World News Bureau
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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (WNB) - Hillary Clinton told an audience at Harry Reid's (RTRD-NV) annual energy conference Thursday that climate change is currently the most dire threat facing the world. An excerpt from Clinton's address: Climate change is the most consequential, urgent, sweeping collection of challenges we face. It is... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU EXCLUSIVE - Despite repeated statements to the contrary, sources close to the Justice Department investigation into the death of Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown say new photographic evidence shows Brown was 'definitely armed' at the time of the incident. "The officer claimed Brown repeatedly hit him in the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Secretary of State John Kerry displayed his theological prowess Wednesday at a ceremony to appoint Texas lawyer Shaarik Zafar as a special representative to Muslim communities. "The Bible makes it clear that the United States has a responsibility to confront climate change. In the Book of Genesist... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration is refusing to tell Congress where it located the tens of thousands of illegal immigrants it has lured to this country over the last several months. Contrary to the administration's attempted to portray the immigrants as "Dreamers" - South American children escaping violence, the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (WNB) - Hillary Clinton told an audience at Harry Reid's (RTRD-NV) annual energy conference Thursday that climate change is currently the most dire threat facing the world. An excerpt from Clinton's address: Climate change is the most consequential, urgent, sweeping collection of challenges we face. It is... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU EXCLUSIVE - Despite repeated statements to the contrary, sources close to the Justice Department investigation into the death of Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown say new photographic evidence shows Brown was 'definitely armed' at the time of the incident. "The officer claimed Brown repeatedly hit him in the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 5, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Secretary of State John Kerry displayed his theological prowess Wednesday at a ceremony to appoint Texas lawyer Shaarik Zafar as a special representative to Muslim communities. "The Bible makes it clear that the United States has a responsibility to confront climate change. In the Book of Genesist... Continue reading
Posted Sep 4, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration is refusing to tell Congress where it located the tens of thousands of illegal immigrants it has lured to this country over the last several months. Contrary to the administration's attempted to portray the immigrants as "Dreamers" - South American children escaping violence, the... Continue reading
Posted Sep 4, 2014 at World News Bureau
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - An ongoing National Institute of Health study has discovered a connection between lesbian obesity and male homosexuality. The taxpayer funded study, now in its fourth year and costing $3 million to date, has determined that fat lesbians are a 'strong catalyst' in turning heterosexual men away from... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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NEW YORK (WNB) - Dozens of celebrity photos have been hacked and posted on social networking sites recently. Authorities are investigating the possibility the images were collected from iClould through a possible security flaw. Many of the hacked photos are nudes from celebrities such as actress Jennifer Lawrence, news magnate... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2014 at Big Hairy News
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - An ongoing National Institute of Health study has discovered a connection between lesbian obesity and male homosexuality. The taxpayer funded study, now in its fourth year and costing $3 million to date, has determined that fat lesbians are a 'strong catalyst' in turning heterosexual men away from... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2014 at World News Bureau