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Scooter Van Neuter
Scottsdale, Arizona
Interests: Politics, current events, pop culture
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In Stock - Hillary campaign 4"x4" stickers! Only $2.50 ea. - FREE SHIPPING! Get them HERE Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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They say that the biggest sources of friction in a relationship are sex, money, politics, and religion. My girlfriend Sissy and I are fortunate that three of the four don't effect ours: Sex: Outside of the shop-vac thing, we really don't have any, mainly due to Sissy's fungus situation and... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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MALIBU, California (WNB) - Sources claim Bruce Jenner was provoked to switch genders by his ex-wife's constant insults. "You know, you can only hear "why don't you go f*ck yourself" so many times before it becomes ingrained in your thought process. Now that she's gone I'm looking forward to giving... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Newsnasty
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MALIBU, California (WNB) - Sources claim Bruce Jenner was provoked to switch genders by his ex-wife's constant insults. "You know, you can only hear "why don't you go f*ck yourself" so many times before it becomes ingrained in your thought process. Now that she's gone I'm looking forward to giving... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Big Hairy News
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MALIBU, California (WNB) - Sources claim Bruce Jenner was provoked to switch genders by his ex-wife's constant insults. "You know, you can only hear "why don't you go f*ck yourself" so many times before it becomes ingrained in your thought process. Now that she's gone I'm looking forward to giving... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at World News Bureau
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By Gina Miller On Wednesday, a Facebook friend posted a story on my page with the headline, "Taxpayers Raped to Study Anal Penetration of Black Youth." After determining that actual rape of taxpayers was not occurring, I was no less disgusted with what is being "researched" with our tax dollars.... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Gina Miller
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As I mentioned yesterday, my girlfriend Sissy has been communicating with some filthy carpet-kisser named Faruhk who's talked her into becoming a "valiant warrior princess for the cause of righteousness" with The Islamic State (ISIS). He's promising her a handsome warrior husband, furnished apartment, pet goats, and a low-mileage Toyota... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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By Scooter Van Neuter Yesterday was Earth Day, one my favorite holidays. Every year this special day causes me to reflect upon Mother Earth, and what I might do to help preserve her. I always do something special on Earth Day to nurture our planet. Last year I gassed my... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Big Hairy News
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By Scooter Van Neuter Yesterday was Earth Day, one my favorite holidays. Every year this special day causes me to reflect upon the earth, and what I might do to help preserve it. I always do something special on Earth Day to nurture our planet. Last year I gassed my... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at Newsnasty
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By Scooter Van Neuter Yesterday was Earth Day, one my favorite holidays. Every year this special day causes me to reflect upon Mother Earth, and what I might do to help preserve her. I always do something special on Earth Day to nurture our planet. Last year I gassed my... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at World News Bureau
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MOMBASA, Kenya (WNB) - Tensions are running high off the coast of Kenya as a U.S. carrier group faces off with an Iranian naval armada attempting to deliver arms to Hoopteedo rebel forces. "The Iranians are blatantly taunting our forces out there," said U.S. Navy Admiral Herbert Shank, "Clearly, they're... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Big Hairy News
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MOMBASA, Kenya (WNB) - Tensions are running high off the coast of Kenya as a U.S. carrier group faces off with an Iranian naval armada attempting to deliver arms to Hoopteedo rebel forces. "The Iranians are blatantly taunting our forces out there," said U.S. Navy Admiral Herbert Shank, "Clearly, they're... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Newsnasty
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MOMBASA, Kenya (WNB) - Tensions are running high off the coast of Kenya as a U.S. carrier group faces off with an Iranian naval armada attempting to deliver arms to Hoopteedo rebel forces. "The Iranians are blatantly taunting our forces out there," said U.S. Navy Admiral Herbert Shank, "Clearly, they're... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at World News Bureau
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Okay, I've known for awhile something was up. It started with my girlfriend Sissy being constantly on her computer, although that wasn't really that big a deal since she's pretty much always on the computer (Sissy has something like 700 friends on Facebook). Then, I started noticing she was selling... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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St. LOUIS, Missouri (WNB) - Black residents are up in arms after a tree honoring Unarmed Gentle Gianttm Michael Brown was found destroyed just hours after being dedicated. Alleged witness Anfernee Washington claims the tree was brutally bent and broken by an unidentified white police officer for no apparent reason.... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Big Hairy News
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St. LOUIS, Missouri (WNB) - Black residents are up in arms after a tree honoring Unarmed Gentle Gianttm Michael Brown was found destroyed just hours after being dedicated. Alleged witness Anfernee Washington claims the tree was brutally bent and broken by an unidentified white police officer for no apparent reason.... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Newsnasty
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St. LOUIS, Missouri (WNB) - Black residents are up in arms after a tree honoring Unarmed Gentle Gianttm Michael Brown was found destroyed just hours after being dedicated. Alleged witness Anfernee Washington claims the tree was brutally bent and broken by an unidentified white police officer for no apparent reason.... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at World News Bureau
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I received an angry email over the piece I posted Friday about my girlfriend's sister, Spud (I don't know her real name). Apparently, a reader felt I was making fun of Spud and other transgender individuals - something I would never intentionally do. Here's the email: Dear Scooter or whatever... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Scooter Van Neuter
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Pro-abortion groups are decrying new restrictions recently enacted or pending in several states. Advocates are particularly upset at a Montana bill that would require an unborn child be anesthetized before being aborted. "This type of legislation is simply another attempt to portray the item to be... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Newsnasty
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Pro-abortion groups are decrying new restrictions recently enacted or pending in several states. Advocates are particularly upset at a Montana bill that would require an unborn child be anesthetized before being aborted. "This type of legislation is simply another attempt to portray the item to be... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at Big Hairy News
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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Pro-abortion groups are decrying new restrictions recently enacted or pending in several states. Advocates are particularly upset at a Montana bill that would require an unborn child be anesthetized before being aborted. "This type of legislation is simply another attempt to portray the item to be... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at World News Bureau
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I read with interest today's World News Bureau story on transgender Girl Scouts, shortly after writing it. This subject really hits home with me - not just because the whole country has seemingly gone gaga over sexually confused mental cases, but because this weirdness has infected our own family more... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Scooter Van Neuter
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (WNB) - A Utah Girl Scout troop is wanting to expand on the organization's embrace of LGBT individuals by attracting transgender "girls" through their new "Gay Pride Center." Nancy Nawtee (formerly known as Hank Blatz) told Associated Press, "Girl Scouts is all about empowering young, confident... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Newsnasty
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (WNB) - A Utah Girl Scout troop is wanting to expand on the organization's embrace of LGBT individuals by attracting transgender "girls" through their new "Gay Pride Center." Nancy Nawtee (formerly known as Hank Blatz) told Associated Press, "Girl Scouts is all about empowering young, confident... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at Big Hairy News
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SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (WNB) - A Utah Girl Scout troop is wanting to expand on the organization's embrace of LGBT individuals by attracting transgender "girls" through their new "Gay Pride Center." Nancy Nawtee (formerly known as Hank Blatz) told Associated Press, "Girl Scouts is all about empowering young, confident... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2015 at World News Bureau