Or living on dwindling savings, due to your former employer lying to the state about why you were laid off, causing unemployment to be denied. That should shut them up real fast.

Maybe you've already thought of this, and maybe it's less than relevant as your daughter's only 5, but are you sure she isn't bored by school already? Up until 6th grade I barely passed anything and I saw school as a huge waste of time. I specifically remember going to kindergarten at a nice suburban school and being shocked that my classmates needed to be taught the alphabet, when I already could write my full name correctly (it's Polish, too), read, and do basic maths. Some standardized tests were my saving grace, and in 7th grade I found myself suddenly in advanced classes. Lo and behold, I wasn't bored, and my GPA skyrocketed.

There is just so much awesome here that I'm failing to find words. You have a lovely family!