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Nooooooooooooooo - Pleazzzzzzzzzzzz not a booger conversation

Commented Oct 25, 2006 on YOU BETTER WATCH OUT at Dave Barry's Blog

Oh, Punkin! You're so cute we just haf ta rag ya ever now 'n then.

Commented Oct 25, 2006 on YOU BETTER WATCH OUT at Dave Barry's Blog

Punkin, have pity - it's 53 and cloudy in Mississippi. We are freezin' to death - I wore a wool jacket to work and carry around my blankey. It doesn't HELP that we STILL have the AIR conDITIONer ON. (composes self, stops yelling) Anyway, I'm not a beer drinker so I'm not terribly impressed with the Santa/Dave wagon thing.

Commented Oct 25, 2006 on YOU BETTER WATCH OUT at Dave Barry's Blog

That's okay, AnP. I've been that way all week and haven't been nearly as nice as you.

Commented Oct 24, 2006 on FIRE REPORT at Dave Barry's Blog

I will never understand human beings. They proceed to get on an airplane KNOWING,due to the conditions, that sucker could go down. Can anybody 'splain that to me? No?

Commented Oct 24, 2006 on ATLANTA AIRPORT UPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog

Heeeerrrrre piggie, piggie, piggie, pigggggiiiieeeeee -

Commented Oct 16, 2006 on SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE at Dave Barry's Blog

Yeah, but....does Greg get moidered? :< K-Fed can bite one.

Commented Oct 12, 2006 on BULLETIN BULLETIN BADTVBULLETIN at Dave Barry's Blog

The state of Oregon is now the proud owner of a dead cow

Commented Oct 11, 2006 on MEANWHILE IN OREGON at Dave Barry's Blog

Minismits? Did anybody do that one already?

Commented Oct 10, 2006 on VOCABULARY QUESTION at Dave Barry's Blog

"possibly an I-Shih-Tzu." Or, I-Shih-Tzu-not.

Commented Sep 26, 2006 on MAN'S BEST FRIEND at Dave Barry's Blog

Wow. Made MY day.

Commented Sep 26, 2006 on BULLETIN BULLETIN OHMIGOD BULLLLLLLLLLLLLETIN at Dave Barry's Blog

**snork*** dwv

Commented Sep 26, 2006 on WELL, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE at Dave Barry's Blog

Goodness, Mud, I hardly know how to react.....blink, blink, blink.

Commented Sep 21, 2006 on ACTUALLY, A LOT OF WOMEN HAVE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE at Dave Barry's Blog

Me + beer = fat

Commented Sep 20, 2006 on WHY WE LOVE GUYS at Dave Barry's Blog

"silly government" is repetitively redundant" No sh** Sherlock

Commented Sep 20, 2006 on CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR at Dave Barry's Blog

Okay, so now you know what happens at your silly government.

Commented Sep 20, 2006 on CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR at Dave Barry's Blog

(whispering) I work for the vee ahe - Wyo, but it wasn't me

Commented Sep 20, 2006 on CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR at Dave Barry's Blog

Cheez, I don't get earwigs. Does that mean I'm stupid?

Commented Sep 20, 2006 on STRUMPDATE at Dave Barry's Blog

Blimey, me forgets to login -

Commented Sep 19, 2006 on YERRRRR OUT! at Dave Barry's Blog

yes, it seems to work - I just haven't heard the term in ages - and always by musicians of one sort or another

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog

Got it! Are you a moosician? "bridge"

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog

Okay, okay, I obviously never listened to the words (grin)

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog

No no: Hello there female My my, but you do look swell Would you please walk a little closer? I wonder if you know That you're puttin' on a show Would you please walk a little slower? Or, did you make this one up?

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog

Casey, you've come to the right place. This blog does 'crappy' - I mean, it's light years ahead of anybody else that does 'crappy'

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog

Hmmmmm, I cannot come up with the artist....

Commented Sep 12, 2006 on THIS JUST IN FROM BULGARIA at Dave Barry's Blog