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I was the knucklehead that tried to call for a peace treaty concerning Chad Henne last year. I have now found that I have schizophinia and cannot be held responsible for my actions. My doctors have prescribed massive doses of reality based programming by the dude..I want to apologize as I did at past said time for my misguided opinions of our beloved team and the debacle that we now see our beloved franchise in.
My life now stands in the balance..within the decisions of that ginger bastard and my desire to see superman reverse the planets rotation back to my one and only hero...Dan the man.If that is not possible my wish is for winning the power ball jackpot and giving it all to a massive media blitz, focused on the firing of and banishment of all gingers within the Dolphins organization to..... Mordor. Nuff said.
Friday Link Dump!
For your persusal: - Forgot to mention this yesterday, but The Phinsider interviewed me. Go here to read me shitting all over Ireland, pointing out why I think he's an awful GM, and explaining how I think dickjokes and references to poop are considered intelligent comedy! Surprisingly enough, ...
Just a little did bit for those that loathe the welker trade. There was a day.... that Irving Fryar in 1994 caught 4 receptions for 201 yards and 3 TD's against his former team.... The Patsies..... and I ask, has Welker; even with his prowess shown such dominance? I know, its only one game but FUCK EVERYTHING!!!! I'm shell shocked and broken and looking to my past for any resolution to my pain. I'm grasping for straws that are used and contaminated with the saliva of management gone wrong. Why...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRE4JgTmLg0&feature=related
watch the rest young grasshoppers..look into the eyes of a MAN. Dan the man, the arm of GOD, the destroyer of NFC defenses, the landlord of the half way house of TD's, the GOD of rain, sustenance,and the Sun.
Cry..shed a tear. Let's tear down the walls and expose this front office for what it is. TEAR DOWN THE WALL..TEAR DOWN THE WALL... HAVE WE BEEN GUILTY ALL THIS TIME....?
Keys to the Game: Dolphins @ Chargers
Sooo...in case you haven't noticed we're 0-3 and our team is a complete waste of your life. In lieu of this, we're making some changes around here for the rest of the year. I'm sure you've noticed the temperament has altered some. Yes, we'll still watch the games and we still support our b...
Does anyone know anything about this Case Keenum guy from Houston? He has the quickest release Ive seen since Dan. If we didn't get Luck, what about this guy?
Keys to the Game: Dolphins @ Chargers
Sooo...in case you haven't noticed we're 0-3 and our team is a complete waste of your life. In lieu of this, we're making some changes around here for the rest of the year. I'm sure you've noticed the temperament has altered some. Yes, we'll still watch the games and we still support our b...
Hey Gersom, is that the Fab Four in your pic?
Weekender / Fins-Panthers Game Open Thread
I don't know about you guys, but I got a hankerin for some Adriana Lima! Also, some first-team offense touchdowns would be nice. But mainly, some Adriana Lima! Have a great weekend, Nation. The real games are almost here. Game live-stream here.
Anyone else check out that "power ranking" chart at the 'Phinsider' going back to 2001? Its a real eye opener. I have never really been into those rankings which I assume have always been done by King, but it's still mesmerizing to view a whole decade in one simple format. I just keep clicking on 2002 week 7 and it makes it all go away for a nano-second.
My Interview With Mike Stanton's Tits... Er Something....
Hey! Look! Strip Club With Mike Stanton interviewed me for their blog. And it's every bit as sexy as you imagine it to be. So go check out how witty I am with the baseball lovin' folk! (the interview also stars DatRoroKid's finger!) Also, check out that blog. It's all about the Marlins. I kn...
One more comment. I guess I'm also coming from a point of view that is passe. I remember when a team was a unit for years and years. There was no trading and "its only a business" bullshit. I guess I have to accept those days have been long gone. Back then you rooted for every mother fucker on the team; even Garo yepremian! Because even his famous mishap in the Super Bowl didn't take away from the fact that he was "our Garo".
The Robot... is.... HUMAN??
So you thought Chad Henne was just some robot who threw tons of interceptions and looked at his receivers for an entire route, with no human emotion or feelings whatsoever? WRONG! Turns out The Robot has feelings. Well at least he tries to convey his feelings as best as a robot from the 50s ...
Fair enough, and to set the record straight I flat out hate mediocrity. Its just that if we don't have another option, at least support the douche bag because he's going to be our only protection from bleeding out. I honestly, from the bottom of my heart feel that it was that old saggy balls of an offensive coordinator that ruined Chad. Just give the guy one more chance under this "new system" and if I'm wrong you can use me as your poster boy of ignorance. I'm as frustrated as everyone, maybe even more. I just want some solidarity because its all we have. Its not going to change as of now,so what do we do; desert the guy? We should be angry at management not the player. Our offensive scheme was plagiarized from a pop warner play book the last few years and we all know it.
If Woodly could take us to the Super Bowl with the Killer B's than maybe the robot can do it with our current D. ( and no, I'm not comparing this unit to the BEEEEEEEEZZZ!!!)
The Robot... is.... HUMAN??
So you thought Chad Henne was just some robot who threw tons of interceptions and looked at his receivers for an entire route, with no human emotion or feelings whatsoever? WRONG! Turns out The Robot has feelings. Well at least he tries to convey his feelings as best as a robot from the 50s ...
I was with you guys for the Jets game last year and honestly had a blast, even though we lost to those fuckers. I rarely ever comment here because I prefer to "take it all in", but I have to come out of the woodwork and express my disappointment with not only my favorite fins blog but just everyone in general. Chad Henne is our QB for good or ill. Fans booing him in practice is only indicative of how much WE SUCK AS FINS FANS, not how Chad may progress and become a truly great quarterback or NOT. I listened to the whole interview and he was actually pretty poised and professional in his approach. If we all take this attitude that I assure you is pushed down your throat by the media that "we suck" then it's going to be a self fulfilling prophecy. Root for the fucking team guys! Right down to the littlest guy out there because its OUR TEAM, ITS THE FUCKING MIAMI DOLPHINS, NOT THE SATAN WORSHIPING,FUCKING ANUS SUCKING JETS. Have some pride and pass it on to every Fin fan out there to yell from the roof tops! WERE GOING TO WIN BY GOD,we actually have as good a chance as anyone to win this division. Keep the penalties down, pound the ball, hook up the long ball with some speed and I honestly believe that we are going to surprise a lot of dick's that truly don't care about the Fins or not.
Don't get me wrong, I realize that most of you are just trying to pass the time with your comments; but I'm praying come game time that you actually have a dream and a passion for this team. I went to many of Marinos games including the 84 season, I went to the early Superbowls as a wee one in my dads lap and never looked back. I bleed aqua and orange, do you? Really?
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
I support you as long as you wear the sacred aqua and orange. I stand by my Fins for good or for ill and can certainly at least give you my best as a fan. Prove them wrong Henne, treat those Jets like an ol' crack whore named Heather.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot5-C_LXhSA
Remember that throw to Ginn? That's what we need to see more of (Just not Ginn).
The Robot... is.... HUMAN??
So you thought Chad Henne was just some robot who threw tons of interceptions and looked at his receivers for an entire route, with no human emotion or feelings whatsoever? WRONG! Turns out The Robot has feelings. Well at least he tries to convey his feelings as best as a robot from the 50s ...
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