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Commented 4 days ago on happy birthday to taco! at dickhouse
happy birthday to taco!
Here I was trying to work in a Chronic Tacos quip for Wee Man's birthday post, when all I had to do was wait until Lindsey popped in to tell me it was Taco's birthday, too. Talk about having both birthday birds in a ROYGBIV bush and being able to eat your cake, too! Plus it gives me a chance ...
Happy Birthday!
Commented 4 days ago on happy birthday to wee man! at dickhouse
happy birthday to wee man!
Like your eggs sunny side up? How about Wee Man downtown Hindi brown? Whatever your tanned ham pleasure, we're sure you'll join us in wishing Wee Man a "Happy Birthday!" because that's just the kind of celebratory out of the canal and into the world day it is. (Photos by Sean Cliver; India 20...
A belated happy birthday to you, hope you had a good one! :)
Commented Feb 16, 2013 on happy birthday to sean cliver! at dickhouse
happy birthday to sean cliver!
I'm not a tremendously huge fan of the third person, so let's just call a spade a spade and say it like it is, "Happy Birthday to me!" Me being Sean Cliver. I am, of course, the answer to the oft asked question, "Who's the f'ing clown behind the online ROYGBIV curtain, anyway?" That bozo is i...
That reminded me more of a scene from the movie Alien.
Commented Dec 21, 2012 on you gotta be echidna me... at dickhouse
you gotta be echidna me...
In last week's wildery world of willies, I shared the stupendous dong of the tapir. Today, let's go down under to examine the utterly bizarre undercarriage of the echidna. At first glance, I wanted to say I'd seen something like this penis reimagined by George Lucas as a creature in the cant...
I bet alot of birds (I'm not talking about the feathered variety) flock around Pontius's woodpecker pecked peter.
Commented Dec 20, 2012 on behind the woodpecker at dickhouse
behind the woodpecker
Well, you can't get any more on the nose than this! I promised you "behind the woodpecker" and here you go: Chris Pontius's behind from a behind the scenes angle on our first attempt at shooting "The Woodpecker" for jackass 3.5 . If you want further behind the scenes info with a substantially...
A belated Happy Birthday Ehren
Commented Dec 6, 2012 on happy birthday to danger ehren! at dickhouse
happy birthday to danger ehren!
He fell for the soup! Two years later that still makes me giggle. I'm actually surprised Danger Ehren doesn't now have some extreme neuroses about walking around blind corners or, at the very least, conniptive fits when asked if he'd like soup or salad with a meal. Hell, if I was him, I don't...
Most men can't produce when they are stressed.Maybe he needed another beer :)
Commented Dec 6, 2012 on big brother arc welder poo muffin: johnny knoxville at dickhouse
big brother arc welder poo muffin: johnny knoxville
Several years ago we started filming for an as of yet unrealized video "memoir" of sorts related to our dearly departed Big Brother skateboard magazine. We interviewed scads of industry insiders then—everyone from washed-up pros and company kingpins to all of its former staff members—about its t...
He did a great job with the camera work.Those Komodo dragons are scary as feck!
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on the king of lizards v. the king of cameramen at dickhouse
the king of lizards v. the king of cameramen
One of many ingredients that made Wildboyz one of the greatest nature programs to ever be shaked, baked, and documented in the history of mankind was the camera work of Mark Rackley. Yes, there was a very good reason we often referred to him as the gnarliest camera dude on Earth. Call it his ...
Laura looking good as always!
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on tickle the pink friday at dickhouse at dickhouse
tickle the pink friday at dickhouse
Remember the first time you sat down to watch jackass number two and were first suddenly swallowed part, parcel, and package by a great gay gaping maw of rainbows and butterflies? The opening sound effect was what really made that moment special, I think, but admittedly my tendencies do run to t...
I have never seen anyone look so terrified of a penis.
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on add a little nitro to your thanksgiving at dickhouse
add a little nitro to your thanksgiving
Chances are you are either eating crow, talking turkey, or choking a chicken within your respective households at this very moment—none of which are relegated to residents of the U.S.A. today, mind you, so don't even think of playing that global "waaaaaaah" card. Everything is open to interpr...
I wonder if there are any record holders out there for the number of times you can pee in a diaper before it disintegrates.
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on jackassworld flashback: the depends party at dickhouse
jackassworld flashback: the depends party
Dozens of deeds were dirtily done by the denizens of the jackassworld.rip hole that were probably best unknown to the world at large but still broadcast in full unexpurgated live glory. Looking back now it's almost unfathomable that such an office could exist without some kind of cult-like trage...
Nothing beats a bowl of nutritious goodness in the morning.
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on big brother ass wax crack hash: the cereal box at dickhouse
big brother ass wax crack hash: the cereal box
All killer, no filler! Verily, no truth was more true to be told. The infamous Big Brother "cereal box" that contained* Issue #6, circa 1993, not only killed it with the mag's legions of fans, but succeeded in tanking any profits for years to come—well, let's just say ever, because the one th...
Sorry, this video is unavailable in your location. Okley dokely!
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on the burn... friendly fire with johnny knoxville at dickhouse
the burn... friendly fire with johnny knoxville
Well over two months ago now Johnny Knoxville appeared on Comedy Central's The Burn with roaster extraordinaire Jeff Ross. Maybe you'd seen it, maybe you didn't, or maybe I'm just taking a late flag on this video replay because I know how to suck it up like a man. Yeah, it's not often you get a ...
And through it all Bam manages to smile for the camera.*Puts glasses on for closer inspection* Erm, maybe not!
Commented Nov 26, 2012 on photo of the day: dildo intake outtake at dickhouse
photo of the day: dildo intake outtake
If there was one thing we were no strangers to during the filming of jackass 3 and jackass 3.5 it had to be the dildo. Well, not just one dildo, but a punishing plenitude of dildos—most all of which were employed in compressed air propelled situations. Johnny Knoxville claimed to have lost a ...
A belated happy birthday JxPx :)
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on happy birthday to jxpx blackmon! at dickhouse
happy birthday to jxpx blackmon!
I don't know about you but it's awful hard to get a nip off the hair of the dog that bit you when the dog barely has any hair to spare. Luckily JxPx Blackmon still had a tuft of hair when the Wildboyz went down to Mexico or he might never have had the opportunity to get a little "standard ope...
Actors do like to imitate, I guess if they ever make a movie about Chris's life, we all know who could audition for the part.
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on chris crowe v. russell pontius at dickhouse
chris crowe v. russell pontius
Holy crow crap, Batman! This is not a call for the style police, but a total case of an out-and-out style cop. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but it would certainly appear that Russell Crowe is attempting to bite the awesome original aura of Chris Pontius, right? Witness unmarked photograph...
I remember this well. Which is lucky really, as M.T.V. are being dipshits again.
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on how's your weather? at dickhouse
how's your weather?
Debate global warming all you want. Do it until you are red in the face and blue in the balls—well, maybe don't debate that hard. Doing anything to any degree of testicular discomfort is clearly an indicating factor of something gone mentally masochistically awry (or that you are a professional)....
You may have just been experiencing a senior moment forgetting about Guy, oh well it happens to us all at some point.
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on photo of the day: preston lacy and wee man at dickhouse
photo of the day: preston lacy and wee man
Does this count as a celebrity nipple slip? I sure hope so! Although, realistically speaking, that would be pretty tame for these parts. Especially when we've had full blown C&B leakage. Among other things. Well, if we're being honest—we are being honest, aren't we?—lots of things. Personally...
It's no wonder that the video only has 47-ish views, as MTV block it outside of the U.S. Luckily I have seen the footage before, so F.U. M.T.V.
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on jackassworld flashback: get with the program, pt. 2 at dickhouse
jackassworld flashback: get with the program, pt. 2
To bust a cap in the dome of the work week and come thematically cold correct, I went digging around the wiggedy-wiggedy-wack-web and came up with this office surprise: There are still a few of our dried up fecal crisps from jackassworld.rip still hanging on for dear online life over at the unde...
I guess the last pumpkin was inspired by Dave England. Very nicely put together :)
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on post-halloween dickhouse office ass bash at dickhouse
post-halloween dickhouse office ass bash
Like any good professional setting, we too play our dumb little office buddy games. You know, a wee bit o' the team spirit to bolster morale and promote a positive workflow environment. Nothing too "game changing", mind you, just a little holiday "evergreen" event utilizing the more tolerant ...
I love that Wee Man was up for dressing like a baby, not alot of folk could pull that off so convincingly. :D
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on happy halloween at dickhouse
happy halloween
Thanks to the wicked words and deviled locks of Glenn Danzig, I will always remember Halloween. Even if I'm not the dress up type. Dressing down is much more my preferred tropical style these days, but to each his own—case in point, all the kooky costumed characters that the jackass guys ha...
Every time I see Ehren with his pube plastered face I just think to myself Awwwww!
Commented Nov 13, 2012 on everything's better semen-based! at dickhouse
everything's better semen-based!
Obviously this goes without saying—I mean, speaking as a warm-blooded male with testes bursting at the vas seams*. Others may beg to differ, I don't know. I've never knowingly ingested any semen, so have no practical knowledge on which to base this batter basted hypothesis. Okay, yes, to be fa...
Oh and just on a matter of safety issue, someone should have told him his laces were undone. :P
Commented Oct 27, 2012 on big brother carp pond arm crab: depends olympics at dickhouse
big brother carp pond arm crab: depends olympics
Wow, look at that pubic hair! This is what you call a real shit sandwich scan. Something you definitely would have seen in the early pages of Big Brother skateboard magazine—you know, just to give you an idea of the authenticity of work and strategic planning that goes on here at dickhouse.tv...
Wtf has Knoxville got in his pocket? He looks like he is growing a third leg. mmmmmmm
Commented Oct 27, 2012 on big brother carp pond arm crab: depends olympics at dickhouse
big brother carp pond arm crab: depends olympics
Wow, look at that pubic hair! This is what you call a real shit sandwich scan. Something you definitely would have seen in the early pages of Big Brother skateboard magazine—you know, just to give you an idea of the authenticity of work and strategic planning that goes on here at dickhouse.tv...
It's almost Guy Fawkes time again, fireworks scare me! Those guys are nuts! :D
Commented Oct 27, 2012 on bam margera all 'worked up with the dudesons at dickhouse
bam margera all 'worked up with the dudesons
With all the presidential poo in full monkey-flinging swing, let's pretend all debates could be held as thus: two men enter, one man leaves complaining about getting some kind of shit in his mouth. Wouldn't that be much more palatable to the ear and pleasing to the eye? I mean, I'd rather see so...
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