Please forgive the failure that is that first sentence. It was typed so incorrectly that it hurt a little.

I've decided, after seeing this episode and The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary, I've made the decision to start watching the show. On another note, I've discovered a shirt that I must have... but only with your permission. See I found the shirt on Zazzle and I'm almost positive that it was without your permission, considering that they spelled "Wheaton" wrong(I'm not sure what that has to do with permission, but it raised questions). So with your permission, I would like to buy this shirt: http://www.zazzle.com/wil_wheaten_sets_phasers_to_recursive_tshirt-235245476914275638 Otherwise, it's all good. I'd be a little upset if my face was on someone else's shirt and I didn't know how it got there, or never consented for it. =]

So I've decided that you are just an amazingly descriptive writer. Not that it wasn't evident before, but this little anecdote just emphasized it; the whole time I read it, I just felt uncomfortable with a strange twinge of guilt. So good job. And I'm glad you realized that the reason for their stares was Evil Wil Wheaton, living rent-free in all of their heads.