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Steve Calderon
San Freakcisco, Heathen County, CA
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Interests: leisure, live music, scooters, mild narcotics, soul music
Recent Activity
This is an interesting era. As participation in social networking becomes more and more compulsary for both individual and businesses, we find ourselves in another one of those weird beginning-of-the-learning-curve periods that makes many of us roll our eyes constantly, while others bang their heads in frustration. Those of us who have been doing this for a while become homocidal when our flow is interrupted by someone who might be a little wet behind the ears, while others try to figure out why they keep getting yelled at. It reminds me of the days when the early adopters had to... Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2012 at Smack My Blog Up
I received a comp yesterday for a mobile ad unit where the user would see some "frost" on their screen and underneath the frost is the ad content. The user would use their finger to "wipe away" the frost to reveal the content. I decided to use the Canvas element to accomplish this. With the use of canvas' composite operation, this actually turned out to be pretty easy (although it took me a long time to find it). First, take a look at this rudimentary demo in a mobile browser. Drag your finger around on the screen and you'll see... Continue reading
Posted Mar 15, 2012 at Smack My Blog Up
Hmmm... yeah, it should definitely say "mobile phone connected" when it connects with your phone. Have you tried having your iPhone "forget" the headset and re-pairing it?
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Hmm weird. Mine worked just fine out of the box. The only thing that was a little odd was when I'd ask it to read my messages, it wouldn't read the text of the message unless I had preview turned on, but that sounds like it's unrelated to your problem. How old is your Scala? Is the firmware up to date on it? Siri DOES get activated when you hold down your home button, right?
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A lot of people have been buzzing about Siri, the super-robust voice command software that's on the new iPhone 4s. It's really slick how you can tell Siri to call someone, or send them a text, or write an email, or read stuff to you, etc.. Today, I got the chance to create a sick and retardedly awesome marriage of this killer technology with another monster - the Scala Rider G4 headset that my homie gave me. The headset installed in to my helmet fairly easily. The main unit clamps to the helmet on the left and the speakers wires... Continue reading
Posted Oct 18, 2011 at Smack My Blog Up
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God he's such an idiot. The WM3 basically did the state a favor by taking this agreement. If it would have gone to trial in December, they'd have been out and would have been able to sue the crap out of the state and everyone involved. I can't believe he still maintains that they are guilty. THERE IS STILL NO EVIDENCE.
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Aug 18, 2011
A-fucking-men, brother Garth. It's just fucking strips off the swine, people. Delicious, but it isn't the cure for cancer or impotence. That said, I sure could go for a bacon milkshake right now!
Toggle Commented Jul 11, 2011 on Bacon has Jumped the Shark at The Winter Webb
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Jul 1, 2011
Tiff is correctomundo; you can upload a file for your default userpic on Disqus.
Toggle Commented Jun 30, 2011 on You are Not a Userpic. at nataliepo
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Jun 30, 2011
Beth! It's so good to hear from you! I was at the Friday night scooter ride, but not on a bike that you'd recognize. How are you? Drop me an email! It's still steve at damn dirty ape dot net.
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Green Mile Actor, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old Aspiring Country Singer; Says "True Love Can Be Ageless" - E! Online via www.eonline.com Eeewwwwwwwwwww. Continue reading
Reblogged Jun 20, 2011 at FAKELOCKE.COM
OMFG Congratulations Cate! So awesome!!
Toggle Commented Jun 13, 2011 on My 'Very' Exciting News at CateSevilla.com
Holy shit that is awesome!
Toggle Commented Jun 9, 2011 on pinball machine skate park! at Backyard
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Oh man. I better step up my game! No more automix, though. You gotta mix it live, son!
Toggle Commented May 17, 2011 on Djchall DJ demo at Djchall's Micro Blog
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Wow. I can't believe that Sony's Playstation Network is still down! I guess they closed it after a hacker attack about three weeks ago. I'm an XBox, but I was visiting my friend Otis the day after it went down and he was already getting twitchy. Now it looks like they'll be down for another month, while they completely rebuild the system from scratch. This is never a good idea. It means they're going to push something out that was built in a hurry, and since the implication is that they're doing this to make sure it's hacker-proof, it's going... Continue reading
Posted May 9, 2011 at Smack My Blog Up
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Apr 25, 2011
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Mar 29, 2011
Dude. Be careful with that thing! All that loofa could turn your skin to lotion!
Toggle Commented Feb 22, 2011 on Full on loofa at The Winter Webb
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Ok, how does she not see this? It's happening like three feet away from her. The dog is LICKING the duck! So awesome. I sort of want to bust the little bastard, but I don't want to cause a huge scene. She's been working on that duck since yesterday. It's been a non-stop chore for her: basting, baking, stuffing, basting again, checking, adjusting, checking, rubbing, checking, checking, checking again.. It's like that duck is in Intensive Care and she's the nurse. You turn your back for five minutes, and that thing is as good as dead. Again. She loves it,... Continue reading
Posted Feb 15, 2011 at Smack My Blog Up