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Steve (The 24 Guy)
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I always thought this was a public service to keep us all off the streets. Regardless, thanks to Judi for putting up with us all. I'll have you know she fired herself at least a half dozen times. Fortunately, she thought better of it and rehired herself. Dave - hope Sophie is feeling much better!
Toggle Commented 5 days ago on HEY at Dave Barry's Blog
I think they were both trying to decide who could do a better Jerry Orbach impression.
Sending best wishes to Sophie for a full and speedy recovery! Please let us know if there's anything we can do to help all of you through this.
Toggle Commented Oct 1, 2018 on HELLO AGAIN at Dave Barry's Blog
Pirate's favorite programming language? R! (soRRRy... that's all I've got....Arrr!)
Toggle Commented Sep 19, 2018 on ARRRRRRRRRR at Dave Barry's Blog
Lewd, Lascivious and Icky sounds like a Florida law firm.
Toggle Commented Sep 13, 2018 on FLORIDUH at Dave Barry's Blog
We called those Slow Ducks, but could never figure out how the chickens would sneak up on them...
Toggle Commented Sep 2, 2018 on FLORIDA at Dave Barry's Blog
Barbie was a shrewd negotiator. Her new pad originally cost an arm and a leg.
Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2018 on CAPTION CONTEST at Dave Barry's Blog
From the looks of him, he needed fresh lemons, because he can't concentrate.
Toggle Commented Aug 27, 2018 on "WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?" at Dave Barry's Blog
Take care, Dave. Hope everything works out OK.
The plants below that platform are sure going to enjoy the fertilizer dropping from the sky!
Toggle Commented Aug 8, 2018 on NOT US, IT DOESN'T at Dave Barry's Blog
Happy Birthday, Dave!
Toggle Commented Jul 3, 2018 on IT'S YOUR SPECIAL DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
Try the zlasagna
Toggle Commented Jul 2, 2018 on UPDATE FROM ZITALY at Dave Barry's Blog
it's not that iguana tastes like chicken... it's chicken that tastes like iguana!
Toggle Commented Jul 2, 2018 on TASTES LIKE CHICKEN at Dave Barry's Blog
I expected this would be posted twice. And another thing, I expected this would be posted twice.
I've always suspected this was a source of inspiration for Dave's book "Lunatics"!
Toggle Commented Jun 14, 2018 on FATHER'S DAY at Dave Barry's Blog
Well, my guess was "breakfast", which would have made some sense. (Yes, I know, silly me). Burgers? Really? I live in a near pretty small town (like 100,000), and we have Five Guys, Freddy's, at least seven McDonald's, three Burger Kings, two Wendy's, one Red Robin, one Meathead's, two Culver's, two Steak and Shake's, two Sonics, two Dairy Queen Brazier's, and that doesn't even count the numerous campus bars and other places (like Friday's and Applebee's) that serve burgers. Sadly, no more iHop. They must be really confident their burgers are great.
The "b" stands for breakfast
Jack has been undercover, playing a less powerful role in the US government, namely President of the United States. Let's hope Jack returns to the higher level position of 24 Operative and Thigh Shooter. Jack Bauer and the Thigh Shooters WBAGNFARB. PS. Sure hope Jack does come back. I already have two seasons worth of summaries written, and have been waiting to post them until Jack shows back up. Writing the summaries before they write the show makes it a lot easier.
Toggle Commented May 15, 2018 on BE STILL OUR BEATING HEART at Dave Barry's Blog
Someone will put those things in backwards, and that'll be the end of that.
Toggle Commented May 4, 2018 on WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? at Dave Barry's Blog
Before they leave home, they should just ask what time it is and write it down. That way they'll be able to look at it all day. That's what we did when we were kids, and we liked it!
I hope someone's helping them with their convulsions.
Toggle Commented Apr 19, 2018 on URGENT ADVISORY at Dave Barry's Blog
Last night I saw the news about his passing. Very sad.
Toggle Commented Apr 17, 2018 on HARRY ANDERSON at Dave Barry's Blog
My condolences, Dave, to you and your family.
Toggle Commented Apr 9, 2018 on ABOUT THE LACK OF POSTING at Dave Barry's Blog
Not sure this ketchup idea cuts the mustard. I'll show myself out.
Toggle Commented Mar 26, 2018 on NOBEL PRIZE ALERT at Dave Barry's Blog