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Keys To The Game - Jets @ Dolphins
Well, here we go with Jets week. Fuckin' troglodytic, shitty assed, shitty fuckfaces that they are. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers. Oh, how I loooooaaaathe them. Living here in New York City for the last 8 years or so, you see a lot of these knuckledraggers all over the place. I saw a dud...
I found this, on of all things, effin' Peter King:
http://nyti.ms/Qfttmu
Hard Knocks Recappin'
Jeff Ireland goes over his 2013 Draft plan Bang it here. Big tits.
DUDE knows his wheelhouse too.
Days of Wine and Roses
In the past week both Armando and Omar have put out articles saying that everything is fine and we can all relax because the Dolphins had a super terrific draft class. Armando's piece is pretty good (I know!). Omar's piece is filled with the usual condesending bullshit. I mean, for shitsake loo...
I think we can all see that this is a diversion, created by none other than Ireland, to throw the media and the fanbase off of the months-long FIRE IRELAND campaign.
You note the absence of height markers that every PD uses for mug shots. I'd say that this picture of Misi was taken in someone's living room, maybe even his own.
This same tactic was used in 1969 for the moon landing, just for different purposes. Let's be cautious and not believe everything that the media reports, hmmm?
Koa Misi Got Arrested, Bro
Dolphins 'linebacker' Koa Misi was arrested by Broward County's Sheriff's office and charged with felony battery stemming from an altercation in California. Judging by the discerning, calculating look on his face, ole' Poindexter up there was probably going over some complex equations with a...
"The remedy for covering up is playing fast," says Packers cornerback Tramon Williams. "Even if you don't know what you're doing, if you play fast, it will cover it up."
K Regina?
Weekender: New Coordinators
The Dolphins have a pair of brand new coordinators, with former Packers and Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman as the new offensive coordinator and fomer Bengals DB coach Kevin Coyle the new defensive coordinator. And while a lot of you might be excited about this news, I'll save my excitement for S...
Hi Regina-
Would that be a HS field goal post? Or an NFL field goal post?
Dolphins To Pursue The Other Manning, According to Reports That Will Make Everyone Unreasonably Optimistic
Well, this is something. According to PFT (via Barry Jackson), if Peyton Manning becomes available this offseason, the Dolphins will go strong to the hoop to get him. Supposedly, Goose Neck is Plan A for the Dolphins, which also apparently includes going after Matt Flynn, or possibly trading u...
We've found our coach AND our quarterback!
Dolphins at Patriots Open Thread
We could potentially fuck up the Patriots shot at getting the first seed in the AFC this week, and the Jets getting into the playoffs next week. Holy fuckmuffins, the Universe is not going to make this shit easy. Talk it out...
We found our coach!
Dolphins at Bills Open Thread
Go read this Dave Hyde article. Converse amongst yourselves....
I like this one.
Keys To The Game: Dolphins @ Cowboys
So, I actually want to get drunk and watch us win tomorrow. Sorry, but I fucking hate the Cowboys. Besides the Jets game at the end of the year, I'm fine with us losing every remaining game but I fucking really hate the Cowboys, their dipshit QB, their dipshit Head Coach, the Ryan brother th...
Stupid South Florida Sportswriter Comment of the Day:
He’s also kicked his fair amount of touchdowns this season.
-OK
The Matt Moore Late Bloomery Pants Party!
Gotta admit. The only parts of the Dolphins game I watched was whenever they would appear on the Red Zone channel. And since we pretty much suck old lady ass in every aspect of football, I didn't expect to see us there all that much. But then the DOLPHINS REDSKINS UPDATE!! thing flashed on my ...
Stupid South Florida Sportswriter Comment of the Day:
Those results, by the way, are called victories.
-AS
The Matt Moore Late Bloomery Pants Party!
Gotta admit. The only parts of the Dolphins game I watched was whenever they would appear on the Red Zone channel. And since we pretty much suck old lady ass in every aspect of football, I didn't expect to see us there all that much. But then the DOLPHINS REDSKINS UPDATE!! thing flashed on my ...
I'm a quarterback and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a quarterback and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
Dolphins vs. Redskins Open Thread
Let's get back to our sucktacular ways!
You say 'inbred mongoloid' like it's a bad thing.
This Car Just Automatically Became The Most Badass Car Ever!
It's a slow news day today. Unless you want to keep talking about how awesome The Matt Moore Puppet has suddenly become after ONE FUCKING GAME. So we bring you this AutoNation infomercial starring The Right Arm of God instead. And no, we're not getting paid for this. Dan Marino tweeted it, so I...
I can hang myself with shoelaces.
Greg Cote Is Probably Right, Or Not
The Miami Herald's Greg Cote says that, given our shit luck as Dolphins fans, we shouldn't hold out hope on landing Andrew Luck: What beleaguered, beaten-down Dolfan can honestly now believe everything will dovetail perfectly and present Luck — said to be the greatest draft prospect since Pe...
According to wordsmith dot org:
Cluck Fork Us
Cluck Of Rusk
Cock Flu Rusk
Cock Fur Sulk
Frock Luck Us
Fucks Luck Or
Fuck Lucks Or
Fuck Cos Lurk
Lock Suck Fur
Luck Sock Fur
Luck Suck Fro
Luck Suck For
Cork Suck Flu
Rock Suck Flu
Suck Cur Folk
Whatever.
Our Goofy Sh-t's Gone Global
As you are all well aware by now, we here at FN have been doing this whole SUCK FOR LUCK thing. The New York Times caught wind of this and interviewed me about it. You can read the column here. That's right. Your humble neighborhood Miami Dolphins dickjoke blog got all written up about in a bi...
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