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Thomas Bradley
Las Vegas, Nevada
So this is me, the novelist wannabe.
Interests: Writing, photography, sports, travel, poker, good beer, watching the world roll by, learning to play the ukulele.
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But fall—there’s no need for further introduction. The air turns crisp and the leaves turn…well, in most places that aren’t here…brilliant shades of red, orange, and yellow. Scorching hot days give way to pleasant nights, and artificial pumpkin flavor reigns supreme almost everywhere food and drink are sold. Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Perhaps, I reasoned, there was a middle ground to Bill’s tales. Perhaps he had, indeed, seduced some young women of varying degrees of hotness. Who were we to say for sure one way or the other? Continue reading
Posted Sep 13, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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They’re literary legends with loyal followings and I’m just some pipsqueak nobody who learned how to self-publish my crap even when nobody asked me to. Continue reading
Posted Aug 18, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Today's salad is made with only the freshest, simplest ingredients, and is guaranteed not only to boost your brain power, but also to grow and expand your vocabulary and heighten your critical thinking skills. Continue reading
Posted Jul 21, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Good news, fiber freaks—today we’re making up for lost lunch! Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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The debate over the merits of plotting versus panstering is one that even bedevils some of our greatest, most respected authors. And it is one that in the past has caused me to wonder why I am one and not the other. Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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For you to glean all the positive health benefits inherent to this big, steaming pile of garbled farm-to-table greens, you should read it out loud. Continue reading
Posted May 19, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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The key to extracting as many nutrients as possible from this big bowl of locally-sourced, organic, GMO-free word salad is to read it out loud. If you choose to read it silently, well, that is your prerogative; however, be forewarned that doing so may sacrifice its inherent nutritional value with potential side-effects ranging from nausea and headaches to persistent eye-rolls and primal screams. Continue reading
Posted May 12, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Elmore Leonard’s brusque, laconic style echoed to a tee the speech patterns of mobsters, politicians, and other bad people as they talked about bad things—all within earshot of phone taps and bugs. Continue reading
Posted May 3, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
"Well, when people ask me about my dialogue, I say 'Well, don't you hear people talking?' That's all I do. I hear a certain type of individual…I decide this is what he should be, whatever it is, and then I hear him. Well, I don't hear anybody that I can't make talk." Continue reading
Posted Apr 26, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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The mind of your typical writer, it seems, is always in motion. Continue reading
Posted Apr 5, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
“I’m doing fine. I think I was worried about this weekend, having a vacancy. You know how I get about vacancies.” “But it was much worse, with you talking about someone coming to kill you.” Continue reading
Posted Feb 23, 2017 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
“Honey, I get it, but I can’t remember the last time you dropped so many f-bombs in such a short amount of time.” Continue reading
Posted Nov 29, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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“Kalola, the heady, carefree days of my adolescence were spent frolicking in the meadows, chasing the sun and flying kites, my head filled with dreams of one day—when I was a grown man, ready to conquer the world—of one day laying claim to the title, ‘certified public accountant.’” Continue reading
Posted Nov 3, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
If I did inadvertently allow a gaffe to slip through the cracks, I would hope an eagle-eyed reader—or one who is simply paying attention—would call me out on it in a review. Continue reading
Posted Oct 20, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Almost instantly, I found myself caught up in the texture of the pages, the softness of the cover, and the sense that I had reunited with an old friend. Continue reading
Posted Aug 19, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
Almost immediately, in my jaded sense of sussing what makes people tick, I began processing what I just witnessed. Continue reading
Posted Jun 27, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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As an avid beer drinker seeking cool relief, I soon developed a taste for Shiner Bock, an inoffensive, low-alcohol dark American lager that earned its keep on sweltering Texas days, which are any days ending in “y” from March 1 through Thanksgiving. Continue reading
Posted Apr 27, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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Well, damn. Here I was, unable to conjure a justifiable excuse to avoid committing felony hypocrisy. So I swallowed my pride and decided to use the trip as a learning experience. Continue reading
Posted Apr 12, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
I needed to write something as far afield of my usual as possible. So I closed my eyes, said good-bye to the familiar, and hello to the unknown. Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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In a way, this is a cool thing, which could translate well to the national stage. Imagine how voter turnout would improve if our current choices for President were listed as Donald “Big Orange” Trump, Ted “Creepy Dad” Cruz, John “Altar Boy” Kasich, Bernie “Mango” Sanders, and Hillary “Ghostface” Clinton. Continue reading
Posted Mar 18, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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At no other sporting event anywhere have I seen a young woman in a Carmen Miranda costume, chatting up friends alongside another woman dressed as a gorilla with a grass skirt and a coconut bra. Continue reading
Posted Mar 10, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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If our bone-dry desert community suddenly became awash in abundant rainfall, you can bet we’d all be buying catchments to collect as much of the wet stuff as possible; why didn’t this same principle apply to the greatest source of power in the known universe? Continue reading
Posted Mar 2, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
My mind, drained of all notions connected to the mass murder of noxious plant life, shifted gears and pondered a new paradigm: What degree of hell awaited me at the nail salon/reflexology salon? Continue reading
Posted Feb 22, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End
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In writing and movies, and TV for that matter, I am all for profanity as long as it is used strategically and in context. That is, if the reader or viewer can buy into the character uttering said foul language, and not just for shock value. Continue reading
Posted Feb 1, 2016 at Headfirst Into the Deep End