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Troel Anthony. I'm down.
Commented Jan 17, 2012 on "Operation Troll 4 Joel" Is In Full Effect at Miami Heat Nation
"Operation Troll 4 Joel" Is In Full Effect
We at MHN have embarked on a special mission. With the help of Heat fans everywhere, we hope to vote Joel "The Warden" Anthony into this year's All-Star game. We care not for the trivial statistics. We care not for the Dwight Howard's, Tyson Chandler's and hobo Joakim Noah's. If communist Chin...
Tits. Welcome 'Los
Commented Jan 10, 2012 on A New Teammate Joins the Miami Heat Nation Fold at Miami Heat Nation
A New Teammate Joins the Miami Heat Nation Fold
It's clear we could use another voice around here so - in the interest of ramping up the activity - Rizzmiggizz and I have asked Carlos Sanchez, aka ThisIsChucker, to join the team here at MHN. 'Los will come on immediately and I can't tell you how completely boned up we are about having the ...
Tits. Tits. Tits.
I need to call a doctor because my erection is lasting longer than four hours.
Commented Dec 25, 2011 on BOOM at Miami Heat Nation
BOOM
Yes you are, Drunk Santa-face. Yes you are. Hope that banner ceremony was nice and fun while it lasted.
Let's have a real good time.
\oh and win the game please
#heatboner
Commented Dec 25, 2011 on The Return of Cobra Dick? at Miami Heat Nation
The Return of Cobra Dick?
At last, here we go again. We kick it off against the team that ended our season and stopped us short of our dream scenario. Fuck it. That was all last season. We need to start off today by shattering these motherfuckers right in front of their newly crisp championship banner. So many ques...
Lose this game Dolphins, or I quit NFL.
Commented Dec 24, 2011 on Dolphins at Patriots Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins at Patriots Open Thread
We could potentially fuck up the Patriots shot at getting the first seed in the AFC this week, and the Jets getting into the playoffs next week. Holy fuckmuffins, the Universe is not going to make this shit easy. Talk it out...
I swear if these fucks finally win a cold weather game, I'll shit.
Never. Stop. Quitting.
Commented Dec 18, 2011 on Dolphins at Bills Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins at Bills Open Thread
Go read this Dave Hyde article. Converse amongst yourselves....
This looks like it was written by an actual journalist. What did you do with Rizzmiggizz?!
Commented Dec 13, 2011 on The Sequel at Miami Heat Nation
The Sequel
So most of the pieces are in place, sans a little tinkering here and there. When Pat Riley is your leader, you can never be sure your team is done transforming, but 14 of the 15 spots currently are occupied on this team. Spoelstra hinted today that last spot at the table may remain open, f...
Karlos Dansby thinks Tony Sparano should be fired so he can become a better coach
Commented Dec 12, 2011 on Tony Sparano Has Been Fired at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Tony Sparano Has Been Fired
Sunday afternoons are about to get less fist-pumpy. FOX Sports' Jay Glazer is reporting that Tony Sparano has been shit canned as Dolphins coach. After going 11-5, 7-9, 7-9 and 4-9, The Coach Sparano Era is done. No word yet on who's taking over, or what the next plan is. There are conflictin...
\slow clap
Commented Dec 12, 2011 on That Seems About Right at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
That Seems About Right
4-9. Just barely good enough not to be completely shitty. This is what this team is. And know what else? This is the THIRD. STRAIGHT. YEAR. We lose at least nine games. THIS is why we advocated the Suck For Luck thing from the beginning. THIS is why we actively rooted against these cocksocks ...
This can go either way. I could see the Dolphins losing all remaining games (Vick back for Philly, at Buffalo, Patriots, maybe they beat the Jets at home?) and going 4-12 or 5-11. I think that'd put us around the 5th pick.
These dipshits could though win three more games and be 7-9 again. In that case, I'll take a sledgehammer to my ballbag.
Commented Dec 6, 2011 on Meaningless Wins > Future Franchise Quarterback, Apparently at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Meaningless Wins > Future Franchise Quarterback, Apparently
Remember those four wins we've had in the last five games, in the midst of an 8-loss, no chance for a playoff spot season? Awesome, right? Yea well all this winning not only shot our Suck For Luck hopes in the face with a dick bazooka, it's now legitimately pushing us farther and farther away ...
Awesome.
Commented Dec 5, 2011 on Of Puppets and Pussyhammers! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Of Puppets and Pussyhammers!
First off, a HUGE thank you for all who came out to the FN Meetup. It was great to finally meet so many of you, while being reaquainted with others who we had met before. Thanks also for your generosity. We collected a SHITLOAD of canned goods. So while you may feel like shit after the Dolphin...
I still wish the game was blacked out.
Commented Dec 1, 2011 on FN Meetup Super Fantastic Update at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FN Meetup Super Fantastic Update
Just in case you were planning on coming to our meetup this Sunday, and were afraid the Dolphins game was blacked out, which would force us all to just stare at each other awkwardly, DO NOT FRET. The Dolphins-Raiders game has been declared a sell out, which means.... LET'S DO THIS SHIT! And, a...
Hahahahahaha! Fuck, that picture gets me every time. I laugh out loud. Thank god this clown isn't consulting our franchise anymore.
Commented Nov 29, 2011 on Of course Bill Parcells isn't sold on Andrew Luck at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Of course Bill Parcells isn't sold on Andrew Luck
Bill Parcells took time out from eye-banging race horses to do an interview with ESPN radio yesterday where he was asked about Andrew Luck: "Anyone who says that this guy is the hands down, Heisman Trophy winner or the first pick in the draft right now, I don't know they know what they are tal...
1. Fuck me in the pants for living in Kendall and making this a long trip.
2. Is that the same Upper Deck logo as the playing card company? Did they/you rip it of?
3. Accurate about the 5th pick but it's very close right now. One win could jam a metal rod up our anus and drop us to like the 10th pick. Losing is critical.
Commented Nov 28, 2011 on FinsNation Sunday Meetup/Holiday Food Drive UPDATE!!! Update at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Sunday Meetup/Holiday Food Drive UPDATE!!! Update
The fine establishment you see above that resembles a cross between a shutdown Bennigan's and formerly Hallandale's PREMIERE spot for adult entertainment is where we'll be conducting our meetup this Sunday. Star reader/commenter/somewhat bossy person Kathy has scoped out the spot and spoken wi...
No lie, after Jason Taylor runs in that fumble, and Howard David yells, "Touchdown! Touchdown Miami Dolphins!" I need to change my pants.
Commented Nov 23, 2011 on Keys To The Game: Dolphins @ Cowboys at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Keys To The Game: Dolphins @ Cowboys
So, I actually want to get drunk and watch us win tomorrow. Sorry, but I fucking hate the Cowboys. Besides the Jets game at the end of the year, I'm fine with us losing every remaining game but I fucking really hate the Cowboys, their dipshit QB, their dipshit Head Coach, the Ryan brother th...
Just make sure Rizz doesn't arrive too early and get drunk and lost.
Commented Nov 22, 2011 on FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins
/ blows thick layer of dust off Typepad dashboard Hey, guyssss. Like, wassup?! I know it's been a while since I posted but, you know, LIFE. IZ SO CRAZY! ANYWAY! I'm going to be in Miami for my birthday / Art Basel weekend so The Dude and I figured that it would be an ideal time to get toget...
Yeah, the Grove one is way too small, unfortunately. I've been to a few bigger Flanigan's though.
Commented Nov 22, 2011 on FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins
/ blows thick layer of dust off Typepad dashboard Hey, guyssss. Like, wassup?! I know it's been a while since I posted but, you know, LIFE. IZ SO CRAZY! ANYWAY! I'm going to be in Miami for my birthday / Art Basel weekend so The Dude and I figured that it would be an ideal time to get toget...
Tits.
Oh, and I like Flanny's too. Not sure which location would be best though.
Commented Nov 22, 2011 on FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins
/ blows thick layer of dust off Typepad dashboard Hey, guyssss. Like, wassup?! I know it's been a while since I posted but, you know, LIFE. IZ SO CRAZY! ANYWAY! I'm going to be in Miami for my birthday / Art Basel weekend so The Dude and I figured that it would be an ideal time to get toget...
Never stop quitting.
Commented Nov 20, 2011 on Dolphins vs. Bills Open Thread at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins vs. Bills Open Thread
Sorry about the lack of posting round here this week. Work, life, and the impossible shitbaggery that is this team has sapped our dick joke making powers. But never fear, Nation. We'll get it back. Just a matter of finding a fuck to give. Anyway, talk it out......
I'm going to keep this web page open all day.
Commented Oct 12, 2011 on Gator Day is Approaching... at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Gator Day is Approaching...
Well, at least there are two good things about it... (I love you, Lilly!)
Well done DRL. WELL. DONE.
Commented Sep 13, 2011 on Meet The 'New' Boss, Same As The Old Boss at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Meet The 'New' Boss, Same As The Old Boss
It's always the same with this team in that it's never the same with this team. For all the hype the media and the team gave all through the truncated offseason and into training camp about the Dolphins puported TOP 5 DEFENSE, the Dolphins might as well have put Belen's JV squad out there for ...
Netherlands have qualified. Even if they lose their final two games, they would, at worst, finish as the best 2nd placed team, which gets an automatic place. This was confirmed by the BBC.
Commented Sep 7, 2011 on Spain, Italy, Netherlands qualify for Euro 2012; England closes in on berth at Soccer By Ives
Spain, Italy, Netherlands qualify for Euro 2012; England closes in on berth
As the Euro 2012 qualifying round winds down, the cream is rising to the top. Defending champion Spain, 2010 World Cup runner-up Netherlands and Italy joined Germany as powerhouses to qualify for next summer's tournament finals after victories over Lichtenstein and Slovenia, respectively, on...
Who are the "Heats" ?
Commented Apr 13, 2011 on God, I love the internet. at Miami Heat Nation
God, I love the internet.
That's some Rebecca Black shit right there, man. I have no further information on this dude, or what the fuck, all I know is am the ninth person to witness greatness. Please people, make this go viral, pass it along to a friend.
I think he can be very important going forward. If we go back to a 4-5-1, you need good wide players, and perhaps he can provide that. If not, then maybe we can transition him into a fullback for us.
Commented Mar 22, 2011 on German-born Chandler an intriguing USMNT newcomer at Soccer By Ives
German-born Chandler an intriguing USMNT newcomer
By JOHN BOSCHINI CARY, North Carolina-- Of all the new faces joining the U.S. National Team camp in North Carolina this week, the most intriguing and least known of the newcomers is German-born midfielder/defender Timothy Chandler. Chandler first drew attention from U.S. national team fans,...
Gutted.
Commented Mar 21, 2011 on Holden out six months with knee injury at Soccer By Ives
Holden out six months with knee injury
photo by Chris Brunskill/ISIphotos.com Stuart Holden's first full season with Bolton Wanderers has been going as well as he probably could have hoped for, but that season has prematurely come to a close. Holden will be sidelined for about six months with the knee injury picked up in Bolton Wan...
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