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I'm SO hyped for another 14th pick in the first round. Ol' reliable...
Commented Dec 10, 2012 on Hey, Look At That! ANOTHER Losing Season at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Hey, Look At That! ANOTHER Losing Season
Frankly, there's not a ton of new things to say about this team lately and the situation is fucking depressing. We are in a 'Groundhog's Day' of elephant shit when it comes to this team and it's always the fucking same. It's incredibly tiresome and tremendously BORING, above all else. I no...
This is great. But, where does one find access to that many mannequins? I'm asking for a friend, of course.
Commented Nov 4, 2012 on Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins @ Colts Open Thread / New #WAARF Video Premiere
Our boy Ryan Tannehill (or if you're Omar Kelly, you make up some stupid nickname that doesn't make sense just for the fuck of it) is expected to start today so the team at #WAARF cooked up this little ditty for #TheReturn. An actually marginally positive Dolphins parody vid??? The time's th...
As always, good stuff CK!
Commented Sep 20, 2012 on CK Parrot's Weekly All-22 Breakdown - Raiders @ Dolphins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
CK Parrot's Weekly All-22 Breakdown - Raiders @ Dolphins
In an effort to keep things fresh around these parts, we thought of this NEW AND EXCITING feature here at FN where resident beer holster owner / draft guru / chicken wing fan / overall 5-star FN commenter, CK Parrot, will break down each week's game via the NFL's recent rule change regarding ...
EXCELLENT stuff CK! Well done.
Commented Sep 13, 2012 on CK Parrot's Weekly All-22 Breakdown - Dolphins @ Texans at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
CK Parrot's Weekly All-22 Breakdown - Dolphins @ Texans
In an effort to keep things fresh around these parts, we thought of this NEW AND EXCITING feature here at FN where resident beer holster owner / draft guru / chicken wing fan / overall 5-star FN commenter, CK Parrot, will break down each week's game via the NFL's recent rule change regarding ...
My favorite part of training camp!!!
Commented Sep 6, 2012 on Presenting: The 2012 J.R. Tolver Award at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Presenting: The 2012 J.R. Tolver Award
Sound of Trumpets Blaring...A Medieval Procession featuring Much Gaiety throughout The Land...Streamers, Celebration...Did I mention Gaiety?...Really Gay....Everyone is joyous for the Proclamation is Upon Us. The Constable, Lieutenant Dick Joke, looked down upon his scroll, adopted a pompous B...
Brian Hartline is not amused.
Commented Jul 31, 2012 on Camp Odds and Ends at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Camp Odds and Ends
Hey Nation! A few links here culled together to pique your interest as camp continues to heat up: - There's been quite a bit of talk about the Dolphins new 'up-tempo' style of practices where several units are going at each other at the same time in an effort to get more reps in and speed up ...
/pelvic thrusts in your general directions
Commented Jul 25, 2012 on ...And We're Back!! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
...And We're Back!!
Taps microphone... Hello? Testing...testes...other jokes from 25 years ago...is this thing still working? HEY GUYS...SOOOOO, LIKE, WHAT'S UP??!?! How was your summer? Tell us all about it!!! Mine's been really shitty and morbid and gloomy and sunny all at the same time in a delicious array ...
/puts away quiver
Commented Jun 11, 2012 on The Dolphins Worked Out Chad Ochocinco at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
The Dolphins Worked Out Chad Ochocinco
The Miami Dolphins worked out former Bengals and Patriots receiver (and former dude who I went to high school with) Chad Ochocinco: Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin told reporters today that the team did, in fact, work Ochocinco out. Philbin didn’t offer many details, however, such as whether ...
Kanye post has me ROLLING!! Hahahahaaha!!!
Commented May 30, 2012 on Our Favorite Tweets From Yesterday's Dolphins Hard Knocks Episode Palooza Party on Twitter at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Our Favorite Tweets From Yesterday's Dolphins Hard Knocks Episode Palooza Party on Twitter
Yesterday we got the announcement that the Miami Dolphins will be featured in this coming season of Hard Knocks on HBO. So, naturally, we took to the twitter machine and asked you to come up with what some episodes might feature and asked you to hashtag your entries with #DolphinsHardKnocksEpi...
Pizza floppin
Commented May 17, 2012 on An Example You Should All Follow at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
An Example You Should All Follow
This is what it's all about, kids. Do you see what friend/legacy FN commenter/5-star general badass/wiine connoisseur/lover of 'pizza'/modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald, Brandon, did while he was in Miami for a few days? WHY CAN'T YOU ALL BE MORE LIKE HIM??? Getting a signed photo addressed to...
Hey hey, break-up sex is the best kind of sex?
Commented May 8, 2012 on Days of Wine and Roses at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Days of Wine and Roses
In the past week both Armando and Omar have put out articles saying that everything is fine and we can all relax because the Dolphins had a super terrific draft class. Armando's piece is pretty good (I know!). Omar's piece is filled with the usual condesending bullshit. I mean, for shitsake loo...
Good stuff, CK!
Commented May 3, 2012 on Dolphins Draft Rundown, part 1 at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins Draft Rundown, part 1
The NFL Draft was a week ago today. So we figured it was about time to stop comiendo mierda and break shit down and see just how we did. We asked star commenter/draft expert/beer holster owning/gentleman of leisure Chris Kouffman (ckparrot) to break down each prospect from this year's class an...
I feel like busting out Thunder Road lyrics right now after that post!
Commented Apr 27, 2012 on Holy Shit We Drafted A Quarterback at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Holy Shit We Drafted A Quarterback
After all the speculation, guessing, mock drafting and wondering how badly the dipshits in the front office were going to royally fuck up the draft, we finally drafted ourselves a quarterback in the first round. And he's a pre-med student! Woo-hoo book learnin'! To no one's shock, the Dolphins...
Well, I'll look at this as a mark against all Brandon's.
Commented Mar 13, 2012 on Brandon Marshall Is No Longer A Dolphin at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Brandon Marshall Is No Longer A Dolphin
According to Jay Glazer, the Dolphins have traded wide receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third rounders. If the Dolphins want to entice Peyton Manning to choose them over the Broncos or Cardinals, trading away their best receiver is certainly one way to go. (Unless Peyton...
FUCK YOU HISTORY! You've only caused me misery (and a BA degree).
Commented Mar 7, 2012 on Let's Start The Crazy at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Let's Start The Crazy
Well, it's official. Peyton Manning is a free agent. True story, bro. So now the waiting begins. And by "waiting," we mean SHIT'S BOUT TO GET CRAY. Get ready for rumors, reports, conjecture, predictions, odds, ends, sources, and endless speculation to unload into your face in the coming days a...
BRING BACK BUTT LADY!!! Get Coker off the screen!
Commented Jan 21, 2012 on Joe Philbin Will Coach The Miami Dolphins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Joe Philbin Will Coach The Miami Dolphins
ESPN's Adam Schefter tweeted it out. Former Green Bay Packers OC Joe Philbin is the new head coach of your Miami Dolphins. So, we went from giving HEFFF! helicopter rides, to everyone saying they'd be shocked if we didn't hire The Turtle Coach, to naming Lurch up there the new head honcho. Our...
Speechless.
Commented Jan 20, 2012 on Weekender: Butt Party at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Weekender: Butt Party
Ah, Francesca Frigo...you know exactly how to make a guy smile after a tough day, don't you? You're one of a kind. Little-known-fact: Balconies were originally conceived SOLELY for the purpose of bending hot women over while you absolutely drilled them from behind. See, the original design...
Hahahaha! I can only imagine what that recording session must have been like.
Commented Jan 3, 2012 on FinsNation Thanks You! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Thanks You!
We promise this will be the last 'GingerJihad Banner'-related post. God forbid we'd be viewed as creating some complex self-promotional stunt featuring an airplane banner that doesn't have our site mentioned anywhere on it whatsoever by a couple of OLD, USELESS, ANNOYING-AS-ALL-FUCK-THAT-I-DI...
Ok, that was insane. Who did the voice behind the robot that's screaming "Whores!", "We are all Ray Fienga!", etc?
Commented Jan 3, 2012 on FinsNation Thanks You! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Thanks You!
We promise this will be the last 'GingerJihad Banner'-related post. God forbid we'd be viewed as creating some complex self-promotional stunt featuring an airplane banner that doesn't have our site mentioned anywhere on it whatsoever by a couple of OLD, USELESS, ANNOYING-AS-ALL-FUCK-THAT-I-DI...
"Honey Badger GM". That rules the day!
Commented Dec 20, 2011 on Dolphins Hopes for Andrew Luck Still Alive Question Marks Exclamation Points at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Dolphins Hopes for Andrew Luck Still Alive Question Marks Exclamation Points
Ben Volin decided that today is a good day to fuck with us all because he writes that, thanks to the Colts win over the Titans on Sunday, the Dolphins suddenly got back into the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. Not cool, Ben Volin. Not. Cool. Volin does do a pretty fantastic job of breaking down the ...
Clap.
Commented Dec 17, 2011 on Don't Like Our Airplane Banner Idea? Kindly Suck A Bag of Dicks. at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Don't Like Our Airplane Banner Idea? Kindly Suck A Bag of Dicks.
Disclaimer: This is by far the longest blog post I've ever written here at FN. Sorry about that. But the message needs to be made. Consider this our mission statement for the airplane banner thing. As you no doubt have heard by now, a plan to fly an airplane with a banner attached to it that wi...
Glad to be a part of it!
Commented Dec 15, 2011 on WE DID IT!!! at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
WE DID IT!!!
IT'S OVER!!! WE DID IT!!!! I'll have more details to come in the next couple days. Sending over payment tomorrow. Thank you so much, everyone!!! Incredible. I seriously can't believe how awesome everyone is. Wow. Totally blown away. Now, PLEASE...let's just forget this ever happened UNT...
Aaah, was hoping to see a pic of a chick in a dolphins bikini. Perhaps for a Thanksgiving cornucopia?
Commented Nov 24, 2011 on Keys To The Game: Dolphins @ Cowboys at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
Keys To The Game: Dolphins @ Cowboys
So, I actually want to get drunk and watch us win tomorrow. Sorry, but I fucking hate the Cowboys. Besides the Jets game at the end of the year, I'm fine with us losing every remaining game but I fucking really hate the Cowboys, their dipshit QB, their dipshit Head Coach, the Ryan brother th...
I move in mysterious ways! Also, with wine stained lips.
Commented Nov 22, 2011 on FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins
/ blows thick layer of dust off Typepad dashboard Hey, guyssss. Like, wassup?! I know it's been a while since I posted but, you know, LIFE. IZ SO CRAZY! ANYWAY! I'm going to be in Miami for my birthday / Art Basel weekend so The Dude and I figured that it would be an ideal time to get toget...
Think of me well men, as I drift alone in Utah!
Commented Nov 22, 2011 on FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins at Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes
FinsNation Meetup Thingy, December 4th, Raiders @ Fins
/ blows thick layer of dust off Typepad dashboard Hey, guyssss. Like, wassup?! I know it's been a while since I posted but, you know, LIFE. IZ SO CRAZY! ANYWAY! I'm going to be in Miami for my birthday / Art Basel weekend so The Dude and I figured that it would be an ideal time to get toget...
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