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Chester, thank you, you've triggered an idea. I'm off down to my basement, I may be some time..... PS. Does anyone have any spare extra-large elastic bands I can borrow?
Toggle Commented 7 days ago on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
And finally, make your own sperm fitness videos: I know how healthy my sperm is feeling by how much he pulls on his lead when I take him out for a walk in the morning.
Toggle Commented 7 days ago on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
How big is yours? gibigulous as it turns out.
Toggle Commented Jul 15, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/22-schoolgirls-suffered-mass-demonic-8405568 Perhaps they should get in touch?
Toggle Commented Jul 13, 2016 on Someone Pass The Healing Stone at davidthompson
I have found that gently rubbing a freshly hard-boiled Parrot's egg against my forehead does the job.
Toggle Commented Jul 13, 2016 on Someone Pass The Healing Stone at davidthompson
Nope, I've decided, Christopher Hitchens would have shredded her without concern for her ....feelings...
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
Yes, all those horrible whit, ,idle-class men were being very very polite indeed.... The other Hitchens might have lacked such grace. Or might not....
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
Wrong place to put this I guess but on the subject of personality disorder here's Laurie Penny... Magnificence....Shame it wasn't the other Hitchens sitting next to her. THAT I'd pay money to see... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OdRzJj_k4
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
"and made a point of defecating on his desk." Class.
Toggle Commented Jul 5, 2016 on Elsewhere (205) at davidthompson
FlynPig, I suspect the combination is more fun to observe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aiv71E2VBw
Why not just use those circus distortion mirrors? http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/radio4/images/mirrors_600.jpg Could have a downside of course...
Darleen, Excellent synopsis, thanks. I'm reminded (for some random reason) of the Monty Python sketch disproving the dangers of heavy smoking using crossing the road as a control for their experiment....Damned if I can find it though...
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/39/5f/79395f2a9f14488f5672cc6172bf7ec3.jpg It was them David (points finger in accusatory jabbing manner). On a lighter theme. https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/190769734191115429/
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
For God's sake, use coasters. http://odditymall.com/includes/content/face-coasters-attach-to-your-nose-gives-you-a-funny-face-0.jpg This is how I used mine.
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
Wilcox is a white male. I'll bet he's a prot too.
Toggle Commented Jun 18, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
"What's the betting that her idea of "basic respect and kindness" is somewhat different to that of normal people" "Respect me" ...."or else"..... Interesting though how whichever permutation of "respect" one uses always seems to be wrong.
Toggle Commented Jun 17, 2016 on Elsewhere (203) at davidthompson
“Who is this Mozart,” she asked, “this Haydn, these superior white men?” They are superior white men, dear. Now shut up and listen for the first time in your life." http://fredoneverything.org/are-white-men-gods-ii-getting-the-facts-straight/
Toggle Commented Jun 16, 2016 on Elsewhere (203) at davidthompson
Thanks Sherman, Umm, OK... Still not sure of the dynamics but thank you again. I find myself wondering what would happen to an individual who identified as a mixed-race, transgender bi-sexual? A niche to be sure.
Toggle Commented Jun 15, 2016 on A Heated Exchange at davidthompson
I think the police officer at 3 minutes is having similar difficulties too.
Toggle Commented Jun 15, 2016 on A Heated Exchange at davidthompson
"David, this requires your special touch, I think." For goodness sake..... Now if I may blow my own trumpet briefly I'm not in any way lacking in the smarts department and I have read the article and watched the vid but I just cannot make any sense of what's going on? Just can't... What is trying to be said here?
Toggle Commented Jun 15, 2016 on A Heated Exchange at davidthompson
I think it's the squint and brown eyes that draws me.
Toggle Commented Jun 14, 2016 on Lifestyle Advice at davidthompson
"For a picture of the ravishing Ms. Penny" I have to admit that I actually find that a rather attractive image. It's a thang I guess...... Couldn't live with her though.
Toggle Commented Jun 14, 2016 on Lifestyle Advice at davidthompson
Ray, "1:33 Gaffer $125,468." I must have blinked at the wrong moment. Thank you for that. What does a grip earn though?
Toggle Commented Jun 12, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"Also, do you get your money back if you get seasick on the first trip out." Not to mention hazardous ice cubes.
Toggle Commented Jun 11, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"As for the sheep that are "too big to shear", perhaps some llama shearers could be brought in as consulants." Now that's lateral thinking...
Toggle Commented Jun 10, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson