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Parker was the true psychopath not Penelope.
Toggle Commented Jan 30, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Why can't we make all our clothing from titanium? From the practical experiment above it would only need to be about a quarter of an inch thick, or even less. Would be very useful for when there's one of those (multitudinal) lone wolf attacks.
Toggle Commented Jan 29, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"heterosexual couplings will not complete you or make you happy." On the other hand, a threesome will blow your socks off. Or so I am told............ You wear socks when you have a threesome?? Class....
Toggle Commented Jan 27, 2016 on Feminist Life Skills at davidthompson
"Apparently lots of lubricant is being shipped to Oregon." Phew, disaster averted. I'm on the first flight out. Thank you kindly for the heads-up.
Toggle Commented Jan 22, 2016 on Friday Ephemeraren’t at davidthompson
Heh.....I'm all alone.... I wonder what's in David's cupboard......?.... Good Lord! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAYxCHFn0gs Now where's the KY?... Hmm.....all run out.
Toggle Commented Jan 22, 2016 on Friday Ephemeraren’t at davidthompson
Why are penises hogging all the glory here? Surely testicles deserve a little respect too?
Toggle Commented Jan 20, 2016 on And This Is Your Brain On Feminism at davidthompson
Are we to be denied the content of her mind? Also, from the article, “Part of the poison of these festivals is that they’ve been paying big names more than little names. If it’s a literary festival, we are all performing, we all ought to be paid the same..” I'll scream and scream until I'm sick.........
Wow, That is wormhole deep man....
Toggle Commented Jan 14, 2016 on She Does All This For Us, You Know at davidthompson
This..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgDxvaCsZMI
Toggle Commented Jan 7, 2016 on Today’s Word is Chutzpah at davidthompson
“This project is of huge importance to the development of MY current thinking,” says Ms Harrison, “and will have lasting impact on MY creative practice and MY profile as an artist.”, “It is essential that the specific activities I undertake… are not overly prescribed, so the project can develop organically (WILL SHE RANGE FREELY ABOUT GLASGEE?) during the year.” “will allow ME the time to reflect on, consolidate and push forward MY thinking at a crucial stage in MY career.” Aye, one detects an emergent pattern.
Toggle Commented Jan 6, 2016 on Today’s Word is Chutzpah at davidthompson
It's all those nano-aggressions. Poor thing.
Toggle Commented Dec 3, 2015 on Never Knowingly Understated at davidthompson
His flash-light is brighter than yours. Wish I could find mine...My retinas have gone somewhere.
Toggle Commented Nov 27, 2015 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
This, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
Toggle Commented Nov 26, 2015 on Unseen Energies at davidthompson
Andy, Have you never experienced the wonders of rubbing a freshly boiled Parrot's egg against your forehead to melt away those pesky migraines or a smarting brain tumour?
Toggle Commented Nov 26, 2015 on Unseen Energies at davidthompson
My Great Uncle Dumbledore thinks they're all mad.
Toggle Commented Nov 26, 2015 on Unseen Energies at davidthompson
Hey look, breast cancer is decidedly also a first world problem. Does Alex have an opinion on this? http://www.wcrf.org/int/cancer-facts-figures/data-specific-cancers/breast-cancer-statistics
Toggle Commented Nov 25, 2015 on And This Is Your Brain On Leftism at davidthompson
I find myself wondering, if all men are rapists at which point do they become so? Is it a legally mandated age thing or is the mere possession of external genitalia bona-fide proof of the crime? That would be at about 12 weeks gestation by my reckoning. Apologies if my concerns seem unrelated.
Toggle Commented Nov 24, 2015 on All That Lovely Power at davidthompson
dw, Please can I have the link to that vid? Do share. And for the rest of this crowd.... Ta A PS I only want to see for research purposes.
Toggle Commented Nov 22, 2015 on The Mouthing of Bollocks at davidthompson
Toadboy, You said "The waitperson frowns, makes me repeat the order, then fetches the manager" I don't mean to sound like a lacist bigot but how do you know it was a different person?
Toggle Commented Nov 22, 2015 on The Mouthing of Bollocks at davidthompson
I am so very very offended that the entire world outside of Europe (and in scientific cultural terms I include North America, Australia and New Zealand) fully enjoy the fruits of the scientific enlightenment which kicked off around the time of Galileo. Offended I say. Stamps foot in disapproval.....
Toggle Commented Nov 22, 2015 on The Mouthing of Bollocks at davidthompson
The Portable Masturbation Hut looks just the thing but could it be used during board meetings?
Toggle Commented Nov 20, 2015 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
They really are into sado-domination aren't they?
Toggle Commented Nov 16, 2015 on If You Apologise, They Will Eat You at davidthompson
My own teenage spawn has already started to express an interest in loose cars and fast women. I guess he'll waste the rest of hi.....my money on nutrition. "Spawn" is suitably neutral isn't it?
Toggle Commented Oct 29, 2015 on Those Baby Blues at davidthompson
"Morning, all." Bah!....I suppose we have to go and do our homework now.......
Toggle Commented Oct 23, 2015 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"I think it's broken", Quick, get the coastguard, there's a humpbacked whale stuck in the lift. Somewhere.
Toggle Commented Oct 23, 2015 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson