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Holy fucking crap, the laser....the laser.....want one....
Toggle Commented Sep 4, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"herd of democrats" A death rattle of democrats?
Toggle Commented Aug 23, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Or Blade Runner...
Toggle Commented Aug 19, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Piper, thank you for that link. I did read almost all of it. A couple of excerpts.... "Willy then takes off and flies over the campsite 15 to 20 times in an attempt to chase the bear away, and sees what appears to be the same bear feeding from a human rib cage, but each time he flies over the camp the bear begins to feed even faster. (Fulton 2003, 2004)" Now, I feel awful saying this but I couldn't suppress an urge to laugh at this...The imagery in my head.... And this, "Investigators combing the nearby area around the campsite discover what was left of Timothy Treadwell. "His head connected to a small piece of (spine}", and what has been described as a frozen grimace on his face. "His right arm and hand laying nearby with his wrist watch still attached". (Fulton 2004, Ellis 2003, pg 5)" The motive wasn't robbery then........
Toggle Commented Aug 19, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"Keep very still. Their vision is based on movement." Phew, thanks the Lord they have no sense of smell.
Toggle Commented Aug 19, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Apologies, that isn't a good vid for Rosa Parks but in essence I find it hard to believe she fought segregation in order for it to be reinforced via a different victimhood ideology.
Toggle Commented Aug 10, 2016 on Not Your Sort at davidthompson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNzQW_lwOko I have a suspicion this lady would be disgusted.
Toggle Commented Aug 10, 2016 on Not Your Sort at davidthompson
Gender role test. It’s cutting edge science, people. I came out as "Casually masculine"... Meh....
Toggle Commented Aug 9, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Chester, thank you, you've triggered an idea. I'm off down to my basement, I may be some time..... PS. Does anyone have any spare extra-large elastic bands I can borrow?
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
And finally, make your own sperm fitness videos: I know how healthy my sperm is feeling by how much he pulls on his lead when I take him out for a walk in the morning.
Toggle Commented Jul 22, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
How big is yours? gibigulous as it turns out.
Toggle Commented Jul 15, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/22-schoolgirls-suffered-mass-demonic-8405568 Perhaps they should get in touch?
Toggle Commented Jul 13, 2016 on Someone Pass The Healing Stone at davidthompson
I have found that gently rubbing a freshly hard-boiled Parrot's egg against my forehead does the job.
Toggle Commented Jul 13, 2016 on Someone Pass The Healing Stone at davidthompson
Nope, I've decided, Christopher Hitchens would have shredded her without concern for her ....feelings...
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
Yes, all those horrible whit, ,idle-class men were being very very polite indeed.... The other Hitchens might have lacked such grace. Or might not....
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
Wrong place to put this I guess but on the subject of personality disorder here's Laurie Penny... Magnificence....Shame it wasn't the other Hitchens sitting next to her. THAT I'd pay money to see... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OdRzJj_k4
Toggle Commented Jul 6, 2016 on Know Your Readership at davidthompson
"and made a point of defecating on his desk." Class.
Toggle Commented Jul 5, 2016 on Elsewhere (205) at davidthompson
FlynPig, I suspect the combination is more fun to observe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aiv71E2VBw
Why not just use those circus distortion mirrors? http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/radio4/images/mirrors_600.jpg Could have a downside of course...
Darleen, Excellent synopsis, thanks. I'm reminded (for some random reason) of the Monty Python sketch disproving the dangers of heavy smoking using crossing the road as a control for their experiment....Damned if I can find it though...
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/39/5f/79395f2a9f14488f5672cc6172bf7ec3.jpg It was them David (points finger in accusatory jabbing manner). On a lighter theme. https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/190769734191115429/
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
For God's sake, use coasters. http://odditymall.com/includes/content/face-coasters-attach-to-your-nose-gives-you-a-funny-face-0.jpg This is how I used mine.
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
Wilcox is a white male. I'll bet he's a prot too.
Toggle Commented Jun 18, 2016 on The State Doesn’t Love You at davidthompson
"What's the betting that her idea of "basic respect and kindness" is somewhat different to that of normal people" "Respect me" ...."or else"..... Interesting though how whichever permutation of "respect" one uses always seems to be wrong.
Toggle Commented Jun 17, 2016 on Elsewhere (203) at davidthompson
“Who is this Mozart,” she asked, “this Haydn, these superior white men?” They are superior white men, dear. Now shut up and listen for the first time in your life." http://fredoneverything.org/are-white-men-gods-ii-getting-the-facts-straight/
Toggle Commented Jun 16, 2016 on Elsewhere (203) at davidthompson