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I hate to sound like some media groupie but I have been in love with Tucker Carlson for quite some time now. And I'm not even mostly gay either....
Toggle Commented yesterday on Forked Tongue at davidthompson
"Now feast ye. Gorge on that art." I burped.
Toggle Commented Jun 14, 2017 on It’s A Feast For The Senses at davidthompson
"I’ve rigged it to blow." I think you need a better system.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfwOskbUlB0
Toggle Commented Jun 10, 2017 on It’s Not You, It’s Me at davidthompson
“When I’m relaxed and chillin’ I can go up to ten, twenty minutes without ticcing.” Umm.....Is it very wrong to laugh?
Toggle Commented Jun 3, 2017 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
It's a niche I guess.....
Toggle Commented Apr 3, 2017 on Insufficiently Swiped at davidthompson
Are these poor dears vaccinated? What would the hideously white Jenner think?
I should never have gone to medical school... What a waste.
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2017 on Jobseeker’s Amulet at davidthompson
"Is there anybody here who has never, not once, ever, in their entire lives, blown their top at someone who didn't deserve it simply because that person happened to say or do exactly the wrong thing at the wrong moment? I know I have" Me too, rapidly followed up by a truly sincere, profuse and penitent apology.
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on She’s Seething With Empowerment at davidthompson
Stephen, "Screaming at strangers regularly isn't normal. Screaming at strangers once is atypical, but hardly abnormal" What about subsequently justifying the behaviour by writing about it in publications available for free world-wide?
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on She’s Seething With Empowerment at davidthompson
"Consider the alternatives? Would you rather people be ignorant? Or worse?" If you were always actively looking to be offended and triggered?
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on She’s Seething With Empowerment at davidthompson
"Well bless her heart, where boners go to die." Heaven forbid that I would ever appear equally......insensitive, but wouldn't she have to fart to at least give one a clue in any case?
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on She’s Seething With Empowerment at davidthompson
I have myself always wondered if the morbidly obese have real feelings like us normal human beings? I may just be lacking in empathy of course.
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on She’s Seething With Empowerment at davidthompson
Lads, he'll never ever know....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHU-VBNy8E
Toggle Commented Feb 24, 2017 on Friday Ephemeraren’t at davidthompson
"On the origins of tosspot, ramsquaddled and booze" So that's where "shit-faced" comes from? Well fuck me rigid.
Toggle Commented Feb 10, 2017 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"This may help answer that question".... "They told you ‘you are not a person,’ and it is ok to deal with that how you want. I’m not going to tell you how to deal with it because I am not you; I am not a person of color, I am not a woman, but I am going to tell you that it is ok to deal with it any way you want,” he explained, later dividing his class into two groups of people—whites and everyone else" HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
Toggle Commented Feb 8, 2017 on Don’t Touch Their Biscuits at davidthompson
Oh dear, Shia's 4-8 year baby seems to have mutated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJh0B4_yxE I wonder if he'll abort it?
Toggle Commented Feb 5, 2017 on Elsewhere (224) at davidthompson
“I used a long Q-tip to extract some residue from my vagina in order to use it for my perfume.” Residue from my gentleman's wand hasn't worked yet. I wonder what I'm doing wrong?.
Toggle Commented Feb 4, 2017 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
That corner looks like the ideal place to have an emergency dump (during the hours of darkness that is).
Toggle Commented Jan 22, 2017 on Behold Your Betters at davidthompson
"peak performance art" David? Does the money-shot from 5.08 in this Paul Joseph Watson compilation of Trump Inauguration SJW meltdowns count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXQLUVDOhyo
Toggle Commented Jan 21, 2017 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
Heather Mac, "Blacks, in other words, committed 85% of the interracial crimes between blacks and whites, even though they are 13 percent of the population." I call out racism for her pointing this out.
Toggle Commented Jan 12, 2017 on Elsewhere (222) at davidthompson
I wonder how she feels having given birth to a rapist?
Toggle Commented Dec 24, 2016 on An Eighteen-Year Project at davidthompson
Any saggy tits? For research purposes.
With my academic head I actually find the complete lack of self-awareness fascinating. Scary too.
Toggle Commented Dec 5, 2016 on She Is More Educated at davidthompson
When ah were a lad I used to get a good beating for supper.
Toggle Commented Nov 25, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson
"What fungus does in the dark" Wow, I didn't realise my cruris did THAT?! I've always thought it was the chosen lady-friend for the evening being frisky.
Toggle Commented Nov 25, 2016 on Friday Ephemera at davidthompson