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Well, now we know what line of work Mr. Horton got into after he sold the bike shop.
Seems legit...
I was driving around Burbank today, and went past this Cash Cab: Seems legit.
I was just talking about the Personics tapes with a friend a day or two ago. Couldn't remember the name, though. Wow.
Radio Free Burrito: Episode Twenty-Five
Holy Crap, it's time for a new episode of Radio Free Burrito! It's a relatively quick show this week, but it sure was amusing to me while I made it. Show Notes: The logo was designed by WWdN:iX reader Marc, who asked that I not link to his "in progress" website. Thanks, Marc! Radio Free Burrit...
Bwuh? That should have started "I found..."
The "found" got lost! Ha!
I'll shut up now.
Radio Free Burrito: Episode Sixteen
Holy Crap, it's time for a new episode of Radio Free Burrito! Even though I've been doing this show for years, now, this is the first Xmas show I've ever done, with music and everything. The only thing missing is a bunch of rum with a little bit of egg nog floating in it, but I'm sure you can fi...
I "12 Gifts of Christmas" here:
http://www.lala.com/#song/360569488119517074
They have a weird policy: you can listen to the whole song once, then only a 30-second sample after that. Unless you clear your cookies.. heh.
Radio Free Burrito: Episode Sixteen
Holy Crap, it's time for a new episode of Radio Free Burrito! Even though I've been doing this show for years, now, this is the first Xmas show I've ever done, with music and everything. The only thing missing is a bunch of rum with a little bit of egg nog floating in it, but I'm sure you can fi...
And anarki breaks Wheaton's Law on the very first post.
for all you last-minute shoppers out there...
While you're out doing your last minute holiday shopping, you may happen upon a little device known as The Slap Chop. You may have seen it on TV, and you may have heard that it purports to: "Chop up vegetables, nuts, & fruits, quickly and easily" with just a few simple slaps. And who doesn't lik...
I remember the rental box concept. Our family toyed with the idea, since we lived out in the sticks and the nearest video store was tiny and 15 miles away. No cable or DirectTV back then either.
We didn't end up using the rent-by-mail service, due to the cost.
Was Video Mailbox The First Movies-By-Mail Rental Company?
I received an interesting e-mail from Brett Bobley that claims his father created Video Mailbox, the first movies-by-mail rental company, long before Netflix or Blockbuster: Video Mailbox was a company co-founded by my father, Peter A. Bobley. They rented VHS tapes by mail back in the 1980's. ...
No one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds.
"Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever fel...
The cover of "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Lick the Tins (?!) at the end of SKoW is one of my favorites.
Best "John Hughes" Music
Watched The Great Outdoors this weekend, the cable-classic comedy written and produced by John Hughes --but which might as well have been directed by him, too. Not as great as his other "dysfunctional adults" movies featuring John Candy -- including Planes, Train and Automobiles and Uncle Buc...
I thought the same thing, that it was Spinal-Tap-esque. Weird thing is that their drummer is named Robb Reiner - I thought it was a reference back to Tap.
Anvil to open for AC/DC at three stadium dates
What a dream come true for bad-luck Canadian rockers Anvil: The stars of their own acclaimed documentary -- The Story of Anvil -- have been booked as the opening act for AC/DC on three stadium dates. Anvil plays Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass., on Tuesday, Giants Stadium in East Rutherford,...
"37 Birthdays!"
"In a row?"
ah, to be young again, and also a robot
I'm 37! I'm not old. Also: Happy birthday to me!
Is that Gary Owens doing the voice-over?
I had that Happy Meal. Probably the last time I ever actually ate anything from McDonald's.
Q'Plah!
The obligatory post-comic-con, uh, post is forthcoming, but I'm a little buried in various ... things ... at the moment. So, please enjoy this semi-relevant commercial from 1979: I totally had one of those when I was 7, and my prize was a sheet of iron-ons. I remember being so excited when ...
A while back our waitress at a restaurant was taking the orders of a big family at an adjacent table. The mom, dad, kids and grandpa all gave their orders without incident.
When they got to grandma, she ordered a glass of wine with dinner. The waitress playfully asked to see her ID, to "make sure she was old enough".
Grandma lost it.
Throwing down her napkin, she stormed out. Grandpa followed, but returned a few minutes later, alone. He shrugged, and the rest of the family went about their meal. They finished and took a take-out box for grandma.
Our poor waitress was so rattled after that. She goofed our orders a bit, but I felt bad, so I gave her a pretty good tip anyway.
from the vault: the excellence incident
This was originally written years ago, when I was still finding my personal narrative voice, and still enjoyed the beefy goodness of a slaughtered bovine creature with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I've cleaned it up and meddled with it a tiny bit, because I can't resist meddling with thin...
Maybe there was a reference to "Weird Science" somewhere?
"I'm not going to stand here and listen to this.. baloney."
"He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney."
Horrible hits of 1984: Will we ever forgive Stevie Wonder and the Jacksons?
This feels like a bad time to dump on the Jackson family and a music nice-guy like Stevie Wonder, but when it comes to the hit songs of 1984, these two acts were responsible for two of the biggest sins. The Jacksons' State of Shock and Wonder's I Just Called To Say I Love You definitely make t...
I always felt bad for Duckie.
'I don't ... love you anymore:' Name the worst break-up scenes of the '80s
Poor Gary's demise in 1982's The Last American Virgin might be the most heart-disintegrating moment of the decade. But keep in mind that he never really was dating that dark evil known as Karen. She always belonged to Rick, who never deserved her in the first place. That's life, it seems. And ...
Diane Franklin in "Better Off Dead" was one of my serious 80's crushes, so I have an especially hard time with Last American Virgin.
This one's for Gary: Name the saddest movie endings in the '80s
We tend to only remember the happier movies of the '80s, but never forget that our favorite decade had flicks full of despair, ruin and heartbreak. The ones that always get me, though, are the movies that are generally happy most of the way through, but have that heart-crushing ending. Yeah, ...
I'd put "Must Love Dogs" on the list instead of "One Crazy Summer," personally.
"2012" would be just another brain-dead disaster movie, but it loses even more points for hyping the whole Mayan calendar woo.
Sign of the apocalypse: John Cusack in an apocalypse movie
John Cusack's been good to us over the last 25 years or so. Even after 1989's Say Anything, when he put his foot down and refused any more roles in high school flicks, he's done right by the '80s nation. Movies like High Fidelity, Being John Malkovich, Max and True Colors kept the love affair...
I just wasn't thinking fourth-dimensionally.
/McFly
Geek in Review: Star Trek Has Been Reborn, and it is SPECTACULAR
For this month's Geek in Review, it was only natural that I write a column about the new Star Trek movie. This was much easier said than done: Since I saw Star Trek a little over a week ago, I’ve struggled to write an adequate review of the movie, and what it meant to me, as someone who was par...
Wow, me = fail. I somehow managed to miss that in the movie *completely*. Good excuse to go see it again.
Geek in Review: Star Trek Has Been Reborn, and it is SPECTACULAR
For this month's Geek in Review, it was only natural that I write a column about the new Star Trek movie. This was much easier said than done: Since I saw Star Trek a little over a week ago, I’ve struggled to write an adequate review of the movie, and what it meant to me, as someone who was par...
I loved the movie. But I decided that it takes place in a closely parallel dimension. Mostly to keep my annoying inner Trek Continuity Nerd voice quiet.
"Alternate timeline" suggests negating everything that ever happened in "Trek prime". I Can't get onboard with that, so parallel dimension it is.
I know, I know.
Geek in Review: Star Trek Has Been Reborn, and it is SPECTACULAR
For this month's Geek in Review, it was only natural that I write a column about the new Star Trek movie. This was much easier said than done: Since I saw Star Trek a little over a week ago, I’ve struggled to write an adequate review of the movie, and what it meant to me, as someone who was par...
II, IV, VI, III, V, I
I have to rank TFF higher than The Motionless Picture. I still kinda enjoy the cheese factor of #5.
TMP, on the other hand? I recall that all the SFX shots were pretty awesome on the big screen in '79, but on home video, the whole thing just drags on and on. And did anyone notice how awful and sickly everyone looked? I think it was those uniforms.
Rank the 'Star Trek' movies of the '80s
The new Star Trek movie (a.k.a. "The Prequel") is due out next Friday, May 8. But thanks to Stuck in the '80s guest host Steve Persall, I have a front row seat for the critics' premiere of the movie tomorrow in Tampa. (And I have an available seat. Anyone interested?) But before we go back to ...
I'm using an IBM M-Series keyboard that was manufactured in 1991. Both at work and at home.
Get Great Gadgets. And Keep Them.
We love cool gadgets as much as anybody else. We just want to be thoughtful about the stuff we've bought. Even the most cutting-edge, tech-savvy geeks in the world are choosing to hang on to their phones or their iPods that still work just fine. Why shouldn't I just buy the latest and greatest ...
Want to talk frustrating? I'm gonna be in Southern California this weekend and I won't be able to make it to the Festival of Books. Auggh!
i'm getting as sick of announcements as you are, so here's some more announcements
I'm not thrilled that my blog has recently been filled with announcements instead of original content, but that's sort of the way things are shaking out in my life right now. It's not bad, because I'm incredibly busy and working on awesome crazy ideas, but I feel like I'm kind of neglecting some...
I would have liked to see the two plots as full separate episodes - I enjoyed them both.
The people offended by the Meg storyline need to grow a sense of humor. Oh, wait...
just in case you wanted to talk about tonight's TNG reunion on Family Guy...
Here was a funny redub of the trailer from earlier today, via SlashFilm.
yet another awesome video for watchmen
They've done another video to promote Watchmen, this time made to look like a 16mm film made in 1977: If you're not familiar with Watchmen, I may need to explain — well, before I finish that, I will encourage you to buy Watchmen right now and go read it. I'm serious. Don't even eat or pe...
Holy recursion, Batman!
in which my already nerdy office gets a little bit nerdier
So ... I'm not even going to try to introduce this, because I can't do it justice with my words: Yes, Angie K., who makes awesome things, figured out a way to make a freaking paint by numbers painting of the infamous Velvet Wesley Crusher painting being held by me, and then she painted it. Angi...
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