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the Rick Tastic
San Diego
perfect. every time.
Interests: Semicolons
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Picking up from steps 5-8 in Part 2, we continue with steps 9-12 in Part 3. If you are just tuning in... A friend pointed me to this wiki page which I found both entertaining and dumbfounding. For those of you too lazy to click on the link I'll summarize... Continue reading
Posted Nov 26, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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Apparently a group of 14 people (girls I would imagine) thought they had a solid grasp on male/female relations and decided to write a 12 step wiki article on how to get a girl to think you're cute. Right. Continue reading
Posted Nov 17, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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Apparently a group of 14 people (girls I would imagine) thought they had a solid grasp on male/female relations and decided to write a 12 step wiki article on how to get a girl to think you're cute. Right. Continue reading
Posted Nov 15, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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December 2008 So, after breaking my first iPhone a week after I got it, we fast forward almost a year and a half... I'm back in Auburn for my senior year and some friends and I are at a bar called Skybar. I get super wasted and black out. Can... Continue reading
Posted Aug 4, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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Before I can finish ejaculating all of my words from the vocalizing orifice on my face the phone slips out of my hand and, in seemingly slow motion, crashes to the ground. Continue reading
Posted Jul 29, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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As they bring these gorgeous girls into the cabana to meet me all I can think is, "I can bang you. I can bang you, and you, and you... FUCK! What the hell am I doing?!" Continue reading
Posted Jul 24, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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"I am glad you enjoyed my essay about how terrible of a person you are." - Gangsta Leanin' Mike Continue reading
Posted Mar 27, 2013 at the Rick Tastic adventures
Hahaha well I guess that would depend on your definition of "good"
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Bob has an idea. An idea that will later bring in such fun activities such as hotel security, a wheelchair, getting lost in Vegas and a bit of social engineering. Continue reading
Posted Oct 12, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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At this point I can just tell things aren’t going to work out, so I decide the best way to salvage the situation is to start taking pictures of her as she’s bent over looking at the computer. Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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Steve Jobs goes on a raging drug-fueled bender with Nick in old Vegas while everyone else heads to some-club-I-don't-remember to celebrate my birthday... while I continue floating between unconsciousness and nauseating consciousness. Continue reading
Posted Oct 9, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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I find Catherine and as I grab her suitcase I notice my buddy Andrew has arrived as well. While we're walking back to the elevator a female security guard stops us. Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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After a very long day of pregaming I got kicked out of WaveHouse yesterday for being too drunk (surprised?) while all my stuff was still inside (outside being on the other side of a fence since WaveHouse is an outdoor venue). After being kicked out I waited outside and tried to get the attention of my friends so they could at least get my stuff for me. Continue reading
Posted Jun 25, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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Many of you know something about Andy and me: we like to party. BUT what do we like even more than partying? Partying with YOU, our friends! Continue reading
Posted Jun 21, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
Hahahaha you and me, both, man... I'd usually just go back the next morning and read them.
You know it! Only the best for me!
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There are different types of crazy, and the type I prefer is the I-want-to-fuck-you-because-you're-so-crazy-and-every-time-you-open-your-mouth-I-get-a-boner. On the other hand, the type I try to avoid when I realize it's what I'm dealing with is the I-never-want-you-to-know-where-I-live-for-fear-you-might-kill-me. Continue reading
Posted Jun 18, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
Hahahaha YES! love it!
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A word to the wise, everyone: don't EVER throw down a challenge unless you're prepared to see me go through with it... Continue reading
Posted May 31, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
$45?!?! Holy SHIT! I don't even think that's do-able in San Diego! God damn! As for remembering names, SHARE THAT SHIT!
Yeah, you nailed it. The rationale for my actions was based on the idea that women tend to "get it" when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex so I figured she would take a hint after a short time. Lesson learned. I no longer think twice about pursuing women who show the slightest signs of this kind of behavior.
Glad you liked it, man! PARTY!
Toggle Commented May 22, 2012 on Booty Call Basics at the Rick Tastic adventures
I'll admit, they do get slightly more odd as time passes ;)
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The first part revolved around phrases uttered by women on a regular basis, phrases everyone is likely familiar with. Part 2, however, gets a little more personal. Continue reading
Posted Feb 22, 2012 at the Rick Tastic adventures
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And now, I'm afraid of what I might have done. My last relationship ended this same way. I just stopped feeling... stopped caring. Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2012 at the Rick Tastic falls