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Breaking: Mike Reiss also zapped by shrinking gun

Rumor has it ESPN Boston's Reiss was zapped by some wicked jealous Patriots Bloggah who snuck into the OTAs. The blogger, a self proclaimed huge Wes Welker fan, took issue with Reiss' recent glowing article about the Brady/Amendola love connection.... Continue reading

Posted 6 hours ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Artie Lange is a HUGE Indians fan

Good for the first place Indians and good for Artie Lange, who appears to be taking his Artie Lange Show very seriously... [Photo via Reddit] Continue reading

Posted 6 hours ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Leslie Nielsen's grave stone is perfect

While we would've preferred the beauty and irony of "And where the hell was I?" this is an absolute treasure. [Photo via Reddit] Related: Leslie Nielsen expected to officiate Northwestern-Illinois game at Wrigley Related: A tribute to Leslie Nielsen Continue reading

Posted yesterday at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Oklahoma tornado survivor finds dog buried underneath rubble during live TV interview

A brief moment where we step out of character to appreciate something awesome. This is like an interview with Roy Firestone, as it's downright impossible not to get choked up. [via CBS News] Continue reading

Posted yesterday at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Dan Patrick the latest to be zapped by shrinking gun

Well, either that or he's simply sitting next to enormous human Phil Jackson, a close friend and colleague of the Jolly Green Giant. [via @PaulPabst] Related: Snoop Dogg apparently blasted by shrinking gun Related: Mysterious ESPN shrinking gun claims John... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Miguel mercilessly drops the leg on two fans, stirs memories of Hogan's emotional heel turn

Who would've thought some singer named Miguel would be the empty soul responsible for reviving Hulk Hogan's improbable heel turn in 1996 at Bash at the Beach? The memories are all too vivid and the pain is all too real,... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at The Sports Hernia Blog

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ESPN mobile site focusing mostly on Met nostrils, butt cheeks & crotches

When it comes to the New York Mets, the idea of cropping a secondary photo to use for the mobile site is beyond laughable for the likes of ESPN, a company with far bigger fish to fry. To be honest,... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Report: Isiah Thomas is lurking and confused

The Hernia Mole has learned that a very confused Isiah Thomas is telling friends that he plans on trading for Amar'e Stoudemire for Rik Smits the very minute that James Dolan puts him back into his rightful position as President... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Meanwhile ... during a Mets broadcast

The seemingly lonely close captioner here clearly had something on their mind during a predictably lifeless Mets-Cubs game. That or they've been following the Mets closely enough over the last decade to know that piling on was only the right... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Fox Baseball embraces advanced statistics

Inspiring stuff, but such unforeseen keys to the game still don't come close to the worldly advice these very Angels received just last season. As George Costanza once aptly stated, "I will do the opposite, and I will do something."... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Felix Doubront sneaked a wiffle ball into a real game

We will spare you a hacky Baba Booey joke. [Gif via Reddit] Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Yankee fan has huge balls

Metaphorically speaking. Update: This uncooperative GIF isn't working. Watch it here. [Via Reddit] Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Blue Jay's Munenori Kawasaki must know how to please the ladies

Or himself. Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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J.R. Smith inspired yogurt finally hits shelves

If you're looking for an explanation, we are absent of one. But yes, this is very real and very awesome; or awful. It really boils down to who you're talking to. [Photo Via Reddit] Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Diego Maradona is probably nuts, unbalanced

Sure, we already know he is nuts and has one of the most impressive blow and rum bloats in all of Latin America. Sadly, the most fascinating thing about this video is the production value. We are always a fan... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Deer Crashes Through Bus Window, Is Probably the Best Athlete In the World

The unrivaled toughness and endless motor on display by this courageous deer just made a humbled Ronnie Lott cross his legs. The spirited young fellow even manages to make the great Bo Jackson look like David Eckstein, at best. Many... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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James Dolan still has the posture of a washed up, unkempt Ewok

It appears the rapidly decaying owner of the New York Knicks did not enjoy Game 4 on Tuesday night in Indianapolis. One more loss and it's back to the village for the portly, tragically misguided Ewok. [via Deadspin] Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Russian Youth Hockey goes all Road House on each other

Remember in Nintendo Ice Hockey when a brawl would break out and every player on the ice would spiral into the pile like the Tasmanian Devil? That's pretty much what we have here, except it's happening in 16 different places... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Bryce Harper's Body to Bryce Harper's Brain: “Hey, calm down, bro”

After sustaining yet another self-inflicted wound in its young career, Bryce Harper's Body took an unprecedented step and sent a letter to Bryce Harper's Brain, urging it to take it easy. "Hey, calm down, bro," Bryce Harper's Body wrote a... Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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The Vikings new stadium designed by Joel Osteen

Forget public financing and PSL's ... the new Vikings stadium looks like it was built by a bunch of poor saps who were told to obey God or something. [Photo via Reddit] Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Dwyane Wade wears pants from favorite doll to Game 4

Gotta be honest here. Those pants looked much sexier on Wade's prized Mickey Abbott doll. [via TheBigLead] Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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This is not Jon Snow

Ok.. We will admit it. We fucking love Game of Thrones. When we saw this video all we could think of was Jon Snow getting distracted by the thought of getting in the bone zone again with that ginger wildling... Continue reading

Posted May 13, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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D. A. Points gives thoughtful shoutout to groupies on No. 17 at Sawgrass

We're quite certain that D.A. Points and the O-Face guy from Office Space would get along swimmingly. Continue reading

Posted May 13, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Happy Mother's Day because dads are the worst

So we've gotten to the point that some enabling dad tapes a conversation with a Little League coach (assuming secretly because he doesn't have the balls to point the camera in his face) complaining about a five outfielder rotation. Forget... Continue reading

Posted May 12, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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Metta World Peace can't make up his mind

We have all had days like this. Friday night, I swore off carbs and gluten. Fast forward to midnight last night and I am standing in line at Wawa holding a box of powdered donuts, a bag of Funyuns and... Continue reading

Posted May 12, 2013 at The Sports Hernia Blog

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