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I am in San Francisco exploring on my own while the BF is tending to business. The Oracle Open World has drawn in an additional 50,000 people who cannot KEEP TO THE RIGHT. I'm thinking pool time for the rest... Continue reading
Posted Oct 2, 2012 at The Peevery
After shopping for a bathing suit (ugh) I remembered a few peeves that I had as a young woman. I was, for a time, aggravated that the string on my bikini top cut into my collarbone. I'm not sure I... Continue reading
Posted May 24, 2012 at The Peevery
Alpha Mom: Oh great. Rachel: Good idea! I will eventually have a french manicure! Max: Not sure if that would work as well with real nails as it does with fake.
Toggle Commented Apr 26, 2012 on Another thing my Mom didn't tell me. at The Peevery
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That was my morning peeve.
Toggle Commented Apr 25, 2012 on Not bluffin' with my muffin at The Peevery
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I am going on day 18 of a gel manicure...no chips, no cracks...looks like I just came from the salon except that my nails grow like weeds and it's pretty obvious I need to remove this polish. Trouble is, I... Continue reading
Posted Apr 24, 2012 at The Peevery
My mother-in-law has always criticized her sister-in-law, her husband's sister. One would think that after her death, the MIL would lighten up a little. Not so. At the funeral Mass, the two priests that eulogized Aunt Lu praised her extensive... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2012 at The Peevery
Me to classmate S: I won't be at class Thursday, FYI. Classmate S: What's up? Me: I'm having an endoscopy. Classmate S: Everything Ok? Classmate J: Have you had one before? Me: S, yeah, just some stomache issues. Me: J,... Continue reading
Posted Oct 1, 2011 at The Peevery
Ya think English is his first language?
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To our fearless leader, Peeved Michelle! Have some fun today! Continue reading
Posted Sep 20, 2011 at The Peevery
In the waiting area of the surgical center today, I witnessed a well-dressed, unattractive woman sitting with her bare, gnarly feet tucked under her on the chair. Her feet were in bad need of a pedi, scaly and unkempt. It... Continue reading
Posted Sep 14, 2011 at The Peevery
The water company just came around to say that the water would be off in half an hour and off most of the day. Three of us have to poop and shower. Looks like someone is going to be stinky... Continue reading
Posted Sep 12, 2011 at The Peevery
Classic post!
Toggle Commented Sep 9, 2011 on Who Was It? at The Peevery
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Y'all can talk about getting old when your pubes start turning gray.
Toggle Commented Sep 1, 2011 on A Dried Up Old Prune at The Peevery
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Since when do cotton balls come in different sizes? I was waiting in a long line at CVS and noticed my balls were the size of maybe bunny balls. I had to go to the back of the store to... Continue reading
Posted Aug 27, 2011 at The Peevery
Dear Housemate, I imagine that you think you are being helpful by taking clothes from the dryer and stuffing them into a basket leaving me to deal with the wrinkled mess, but alas, you are not. Sincerely, Hazel, the maid. Continue reading
Posted Aug 11, 2011 at The Peevery
If you're on vacation and can't check your email, put a damn "out of office" message up. Otherwise, I'm thinking you're just ignoring me for TWO DAMN WEEKS! Continue reading
Posted Jul 26, 2011 at The Peevery
Where: Every busy gas station in the greater Pittsburgh area When: Any time of the day or night What: Move your damn ass car to a parking spot when you are done filling up and before you go inside to... Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2011 at The Peevery
I relayed a consumer complaint to my district manager and the local manager where the customer received poor service. The "offending" people involved in the dispute received a copy of the email I sent concerning the complaint. I consequently received... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2011 at The Peevery
I tried a bizarre recipe for gravy that calls for browning the FLOUR then adding the fat and liquid. Thickened really nice but it tastes like store-bought gravy and I hate store-bought gravy. Poo. Continue reading
Posted Nov 24, 2010 at The Peevery
If you are entering a lane of traffic or crossing a lane of traffic you never have the right of way over someone in that lane. I don't care if you are in a parking lot or a 8-lane highway.... Continue reading
Posted Oct 18, 2010 at The Peevery
I've been fooled twice by products labeled "Pumpkin Pie Spice" thinking they were pumpkin-flavored. Instead, it's cinnamon and nutmeg. Shit, I've got those in my cupboard. Continue reading
Posted Oct 16, 2010 at The Peevery
I just found out that since I am on an anti-depressant, Blue Cross/Blue Shield will almost certainly decline my application for health insurance and Health America will probably rate me. When I had BC/BS before they didn't even pay for... Continue reading
Posted Sep 16, 2010 at The Peevery
I got stung by a bee the other day for the first time in over 25 years. Yeah, it stung a little. My dear SO asked if I was allergic (something you'd think he'd know) and suddenly I wondered if... Continue reading
Posted Aug 30, 2010 at The Peevery
A beautiful tribute to an undoubtedly beautiful woman. How hard that must have been for you and hopefully cathartic. I am thinking of you and wishing you peace.
Toggle Commented May 22, 2010 on An Obituary for My Mother at Opinions for Nothing
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My cute dog has a fear of strangers. He usually just barks loudly, sometimes growls and lunges at them and retreats immediately, all while wagging his tail. He has never bitten anyone. Anytime anyone he doesn't know enters the house,... Continue reading
Posted Apr 21, 2010 at The Peevery