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Well, pooh, Jeff. I'm sorry we won't be seeing you. But I'm going to Albany, too, so we can catch you then.
Albany in September, For Sure!
Jeff Cohen I won't be heading to Bethesda, Maryland this coming weekend. I'm a little bummed about that, but I'm sure all my pals at the Malice Domestic conference will have a swell time, perhaps lift a glass or two, go out to a lovely dinner, and participate in interesting panels with some of t...
I'm still bummed at the lack of dancing this time 'round. Albany Bcon? Are you listening? We want to boogie!
Bye-bye, B-con. As the Bay City Rollers (almost) sang.
by Catriona McPherson (The Femmes Fatales once more welcome Catriona McPherson. Catriona is the award-winning (since last Thursday – woo-hoo!) author of the Dandy Gilver series of 1920s Scottish mysteries. She’s a recovering academic, a “blonde” with the hairdresser’s bills to prove it, and a ...
I think I have most of the paperback UNCLE novels, but I know I have a complete run of UNCLE digest magazines.
Never tried to write anything for UNCLE--by the time I discovered the show, it was far too late. But I sure did enjoy reading those books and magazines!
Open Channel D
Jeff Cohen It's all Napoleon Solo's fault. When I was about nine years old, I was obsessed with The Man From U.N.C.L.E., the television exploits of Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin, agents of the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. And part of this particular obsession was fed by re...
It wasn't technically dangerous, but I was accused of being a serial-killer-in-training while visiting an ask-the-vet bulletin board for information about dogs and antifreeze poisoning.
Research Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
Welcome back guest blogger, Marcia Talley, author of The Last Refuge and ten previous novels in the Hannah Ives mystery series. Today Marcia talks about the perils of research. Take it away, Marcia! Ever since I began writing mysteries, I’ve been amazed at how willing people are to help an au...
I'm still jealous, but will satisfy myself with living vicariously. Thanks for sharing the evening!
"Sherlock" mania in NYC
by Dana A couple of weeks ago, I lucked out—and I mean big time. There was a drawing to get a pair of tickets to the preview screening and event to celebrate the American premiere of "Sherlock" (Season 2) in New York City. Like many of my friends, I signed up, fingers crossed. Alas, I didn't...
No movie or radio show, sadly, but I understand the auction was lots of fun and I did enjoy the banquet. The tea rocked this year--more savory stuff plus the sweets. Yum!
We Dig her the Most! Femme Dana at Malice
HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Nothing stranger than the Monday after Malice. I woke up this morning, exhausted, but missing everyone! One of the joys of this year's conventions--and there were many--was watching and listening to Femme Dana rock the place as Toastmaster! (She also won the Agatha for Be...
Thanks, Mary. As for the author you're talking about, I cannot imagine why anybody would bite the hand that feeds them!
Charlaine, that's it exactly. Besides, I'm humble in most other areas. (Anything involving housework, or cooking, or yard work... Real humble there!)
Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
by Toni L.P. Kelner My friend Jenny recently saw talented thriller writer Jeffery Deaver give a talk, and came away from it amazed by how humble he is, given his level of success and fame. She suggested that I might want to blog on the idea of being humble. I immediately responded that I'm never...
I had no idea Champions was still in existence! But I've been out of the RPG scene for a while, now. All my character-building and role-playing now goes into my writing. (And I don't have to roll dice to make my characters do what I want them to!)
Kathy, thank you. It's a little out there, but I'm having fun with it.
Champions of Mystery
by Toni L.P. Kelner I used to play a game called Champions. Champions was a roleplaying game along the same lines as Dungeons & Dragons, but instead of creating a halfing thief named Goldwyn du Locks or a human cleric named Gandie, I designed superhero characters who would then perform... we...
Years ago, when I was first dipping my toe into the mystery world, somebody pointed out Dean to me as an amazing bookseller. She added, "If he ever writes a book, he be able to get all the blurbs he wants!" These days, given Dean's well-deserved success, it's time to ask him for the blurbs!
Go Dean!
The Femmes Fatales welcome Dean (aka Miranda) James!
The Femmes Fatales are delighted to welcome Dean James. Dean (aka Miranda James) grew up in north central Mississippi, the setting for the best-selling “Cat in the Stacks” mysteries, though he has been a resident of Houston, Texas for the past thirty years. Currently a librarian in the Texas M...
Will I get in trouble for saying your post is better than Toni L.P. Kelner's?
by Charlaine Harris I was in a bookstore recently,...
by Charlaine Harris I was in a bookstore recently, and I was enjoying shelf-browsing. I spotted a cover I liked, and though I'd never heard of the writer -- and, at second glance, the publisher -- I progressed to reading the cover. The description on the back of the young adult novel sounding re...
My characters used to grin a whole lot. A reader once mentioned it in a DorothyL post, and I just laughed--and probably grinned--because surely she was wrong. So I went to my work-in-progress and searched for grins. OMG, I write the happiest mysteries in the world. Everybody was grinning all the time! So I now watch for that one, at least. Lord only knows what my characters are doing now.
Oh, no. Not Again.
By Hank Phillippi Ryan It was.. well, it was exciting at first. My new book was finished and accepted and edited-- that's a whole blog for another day, the joys of a good editor, and the stretch of the brain when she asks..what did he mean by that"? Why would she do that? And then having to...
Donna, that's definitely one to add to the list.
Kris, I daresay you've given an accurate analysis of the original "George."
Don't get mad, get educating!
by Toni L.P. Kelner There are a lot of things people say to writers that just make us crazy. One of my least-favorites came up when one of my husband's colleagues--I'll call him George--asked, "So, are you still writing?" My usual reaction to this question is to start planning vengeance. Which ...
Elaine, I would challenge you to a whine-off any day. Ask Steve or the girls--I'm a champion whiner.
Lil, you're right--whining is a stress reliever, after all. I just suspect that my whine/illness ratio was higher than ideal.
Donna, absolutely anybody who makes a life with mental illness is a hero. Which of course includes you.
Dana, I like that trainer's view. And it's a good perspective to remember the older and crotchety-er I get.
My New Heroes
by Toni L.P. Kelner Though I had a lovely time over the holidays in all the important ways, there was one thing that kept me from full enjoyment. I was sick. I was sick pretty much the entire month of December. It started with a sore throat, which made me cough so long and hard my sleep was di...
Dana, I'd stand in line to watch Stewart to Blackadder.
Cathy, I like that Rugrats show. We don't have a copy, but we did watch it when the girls were into Rugrats. Which has been a few years...
Elaine, I've never seen Scrooged. Another for the list...
Making the Holidays Special
by Toni L.P. Kelner Most years, the first bit of Christmas gear we Kelners bring down from the attic isn't a box of ornaments or a bag of wrapping paper--it's the box of Christmas tapes and DVDs. Ove the years, we've amassed a collection of nearly forty videos. We've got classic movies like Mira...
Trying to do this off the top of my head... My Mac (where I spend so much time), the framed cover of my first book (the moment that book became real), my Agatha teapot (pure pride), baby pictures of the girls (more pride), current pictures of the girls (even more pride), my pocketbook (shows most of my life at any given moment), my troll doll Poindexter (to admit I still play with toys), the letters Steve and I wrote one another while still in a long-distance relationship (to show how the most important relationship in my life evolved), Steve's book (more pure pride), my dried-up mini pumpkin from 2 years ago (because it's weird).
The history of your world in objects
Mr. G just bought me a book, A History of the World in 100 Objects. It's based on the BBC Radio 4 series that came out last year, which you can hear here. There were 100 fifteen-minute radio shows, one about each object, all of which were from the British Museum. The goal was to span two mill...
From what I've read of dolphins, they are ALWAYS ready to make the Sea Beast with Two Backs. They are happy creatures. So to have cut off the back-making equipment of two happy dolphins and then prop them up on a dresser... That's just mean.
A Room with a Skew
Tastes change. Styles come and go. Fashion moves on. Still, sometimes you have to ask yourself: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?" The "YOU PEOPLE" I'm referring to could be anyone who willingly purchased Jim Nabors albums or wore shirts that looked like post-Super Bowl party upchuck or f...
I tend to think of myself as running around like a chicken with her had cut off. But definitely a map-free headless chicken.
Conversations with Myself #2: The Joe Konrath Thing Revisited
Almost a year and a half ago, those two great thinkers Me and Myself got together to discuss author J.A. "Joe" Konrath's decision to bypass the big New York publishers and put out a new novel on his own (with a little help from AmazonEncore). Both thought Joe was making a smart move for himself,...
I've gotten so confused about the biz that I've decided to never give advice about publication to a new writer. Instead I'll only say, "This is what I did."
Conversations with Myself #2: The Joe Konrath Thing Revisited
Almost a year and a half ago, those two great thinkers Me and Myself got together to discuss author J.A. "Joe" Konrath's decision to bypass the big New York publishers and put out a new novel on his own (with a little help from AmazonEncore). Both thought Joe was making a smart move for himself,...
What family memories you're creating... I'm wondering what happened to the rest of the dolphins' bodies. I think the creepy clown in Picture 1 was involved.
A Room with a Skew
Tastes change. Styles come and go. Fashion moves on. Still, sometimes you have to ask yourself: "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING?" The "YOU PEOPLE" I'm referring to could be anyone who willingly purchased Jim Nabors albums or wore shirts that looked like post-Super Bowl party upchuck or f...
I must make a confession. When we checked into our hotel at Disney World, we were absolutely delighted to find towel Mickey Mouses (Mickey Mice?) on our beds. And I did take pictures. (The bed spread was patterned, so I didn't have that white on white problem.) Another day we came back to find a towel bunny, which also amused us.
On my honeymoon cruise, the steward did artful arrangements of my nightgowns when I left them out. One day I left a half slip out instead, and came back to find it artfully arranged. Not sure if he thought I was wearing a tiny gown or what, but it was a honeymoon...
TOWEL ANIMALS ATTACK! My husband and I recently...
TOWEL ANIMALS ATTACK! My husband and I recently went on a trip to Alaska, which is one of the few untamed and absolutely beautiful states in the USA. Though I could rhapsodize about Alaska for paragraphs, it’s actually another small observation I made during the trip that caught my interest. ...
My husband pointed out that I should have used a different title. I could have gone with "Curses of the Kissing Cousins" or "Kiss of the Cursing Cousins."
Dropping the F-bomb
by Toni L.P. Kelner I recently found a lovely review of Curse of the Kissing Cousins on the Cozy Library site. By lovely, I mean a review that is both favorable and shows that the reviewer read the book thoroughly. But the reviewer had one comment that gave me pause. She was disappointed in my ...
Kris, I hate to break it to you, but frack dates back to 1978 when the original Battlestar Galactica was on the air. Only then it was usually paired with feldercarb, as in frack and feldercarb.
But it's darned satisfying to say, isn't it?
Dropping the F-bomb
by Toni L.P. Kelner I recently found a lovely review of Curse of the Kissing Cousins on the Cozy Library site. By lovely, I mean a review that is both favorable and shows that the reviewer read the book thoroughly. But the reviewer had one comment that gave me pause. She was disappointed in my ...
Damn. I didn't know Bill well, but I'd known him for a long time. He was one of the speakers at a Boston Public Library event, the very first mystery event I ever attended. I remember his response when people would ask, "Do you like Anne Perry's work?" or "Do you enjoy Robert Parker's work?" He said repeatedly, "I love Anne Perry, but I don't read mysteries," and "Parker is a hell of a guy, but I don't read mysteries." It was like a busman's holiday for him to read mysteries, so he didn't. But boy howdy, could he write them!
Damn.
Wiliam G. Tapply, RIP
William G. Tapply, the author of over two dozen mystery novels (including the long-running Brady Coyne series) and 40 books overall, died last night in Hancock, NH after a two-year battle with leukemia. He was 69 years old. Tapply's next novel, DARK TIGER, the third book in his Stoney Calhoun my...
Best of luck! I'm expecting great things from y'all.
The Big Announcement
(UPDATED -- Thanks for bearing with me while I snuck wifi on the road from my 4th festivities!) Alison Janssen Oh my gosh, you guys. I have a big announcement. I've left Bleak House Books. Whoa! I'll let you catch your breath. Ready to lose it again? Ben left, too. WHAT?! I know! Guess what els...
Since you asked...
Just posted my Macavity-nominated story in my blog, and the link is:
http://tonikelner.wordpress.com/keeping-watch-over-his-flock/
J.G. Ballard in the New Yorker and more short stories
The new story "The Autobiography of JGB" by J.G. Ballard, who died April 19, is in this week's issue of the New Yorker. It feels to me like he got up in the middle of the story and never came back to finish it. But then again, Ballard was always messing with readers' expectations -- maybe th...
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