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Tony Tea
Melbourne
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After the sandpaper, the sand. Will we cop our just deserts? Continue reading
Posted Oct 6, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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I wasn't making a Big Statement by not posting this Test, I just forgot. If I had indeed posted a Big Statement, it would have been something like this: FOURTH TEST: NEW WANDERERS Fuck. Continue reading
Posted Apr 1, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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Big Cricket doing Big Cricket things cooking up acceptable outcomes and recidivist Rabada gets a free ticket to Newlands despite a extensive form sheet. Continue reading
Posted Mar 21, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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South Africa have claimed the moral high ground, unaware of the implicit contradiction that when you claim the moral high ground, you lose the moral high ground. Woof. Woof. Continue reading
Posted Mar 8, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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The green, green grass of away. Continue reading
Posted Feb 28, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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Better late than never. Our tea change is really taking its toll on my cricket watching, blogging and commenting. Continue reading
Posted Jan 4, 2018 at AGB Cricket
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Festive dead rubber. Continue reading
Posted Dec 25, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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The Sun says the fix is in. Root won the toss and, surprisingly, elected to bat. It all adds up. Continue reading
Posted Dec 13, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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A pink ball, a night session, and two English bowlers who are lethal in English conditions: is there no end to the hospitality of Cricket Australia and the valued broadcaster? Fingers crossed Australia is clever enough to organise when they... Continue reading
Posted Dec 1, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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The leadup to the First Test has been all about Australia's pace attack and the Gabba's greentop. Well, I just watched the first over where the ball dawdled through to Paine. Can't see too much green, despite KP and Tubby... Continue reading
Posted Nov 22, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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Fucken Demons. I usually have no interest in the finals when the Demons are not playing. This year I have absolutely no interest. Anyway, cricket... Continue reading
Posted Sep 3, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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Imagine being stupid enough to barrack for Melbourne. Continue reading
Posted Aug 27, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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No apologies from me, but Steve Smith may want to apologise for losing a series after rashly claiming the momentum, or Virat Kohli may want to apologise for losing a series pretty much everyone expected India to win 4-0. Or,... Continue reading
Posted Mar 24, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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Crooky optimistically headlines today's Test preview "Back to cricket after all the controversy". Fat chance, chummy. The wild dawgs of controversy are gnawing on the leash, desperate to announce "There's only one team playing cricket out there. Woof!" It would... Continue reading
Posted Mar 15, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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At least there's now no question that India are flagrant and shameless pitch doctors. Not that there ever was. Continue reading
Posted Mar 3, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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So, for the practice match India laid down a road. For the Test match it's a minefield on a tectonic fault line. At least the Indians don't doctor pitches. Continue reading
Posted Feb 22, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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When Anthony gave his off-ABC-script answers, the interviewer was totally stumped about what to ask next.
A sunny Melbourne afternoon, perfect for staying home, watching the television and not going to the MCG. Continue reading
Posted Jan 14, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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Can't believe the umpires, who appear to love a pause in proceedings, did not delay the start to the Test while I took my daughter to swimming lessons. Continue reading
Posted Jan 2, 2017 at AGB Cricket
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My prediction is that Pakistan will win the toss, bat, and be 2 for 60 at lunch. Continue reading
Posted Dec 25, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Pakistan have played thirty-two Tests in Australia, have won only four, two of which were during World Series Cricket, and won only one in the last thirty-five years. (They had good chances to win in Sydney in 1973 and Sydney... Continue reading
Posted Dec 14, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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The good old ODI. I've said it before, but it warrants repeating: dumping the ODI in favour of T20 - mooted by idiots like me - is stupid. ODIs, even if the Aussies treat them as practice matches, are relaxing... Continue reading
Posted Dec 3, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Forget Australia's pathetic cricket in the first two Tests, the subsequent selectors' scythe and any prospects for the Third Test, the following article is 100% rolled-gold LOOK OVER THERE! I love it. Ben Horne, you win this week's internet: South... Continue reading
Posted Nov 22, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Is it too early to hope that we may be saved by rain? Continue reading
Posted Nov 11, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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