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Tony Tea
Melbourne
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The good old ODI. I've said it before, but it warrants repeating: dumping the ODI in favour of T20 - mooted by idiots like me - is stupid. ODIs, even if the Aussies treat them as practice matches, are relaxing... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AGB Cricket
Forget Australia's pathetic cricket in the first two Tests, the subsequent selectors' scythe and any prospects for the Third Test, the following article is 100% rolled-gold LOOK OVER THERE! I love it. Ben Horne, you win this week's internet: South... Continue reading
Posted Nov 22, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Is it too early to hope that we may be saved by rain? Continue reading
Posted Nov 11, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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So, it's been a mere 16,764 days since the WACA hosted its first Test match. Today the WACA hosts its last Test match. That went quickly. Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Soups mentions our ugly record failing to defend big scores. Team Score Overs RR Opposition Ground Match Date South Africa 438/9 49.5 8.78 Australia Johannesburg 12-Mar-06 South Africa 372/6 49.2 7.54 Australia Durban 5-Oct-16 India 362/1 43.3 8.32 Australia Jaipur... Continue reading
Posted Oct 8, 2016 at AGB Cricket
Could the famed Award of Dee-Merit one day soon pop its head above the rim of the bowl to peer upon prosperous sunlit uplands? Over to you, Richard Tea: Just what we needed, another Cattery convulsion. Oh well….on this day 29 years ago we were expectantly ambling down some Footscray... Continue reading
Posted Aug 28, 2016 at AGB Footy
Let's not beat about the stunted flora: Sri Lanka is a pissweak Test team, and yet they are belting us. Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Rod Marsh has given up on Australia playing spin on the subcontinent. In other words, he's belatedly come to the same conclusion we came to at least 5 years ago. But while we are boneheads on a blog with rock... Continue reading
Posted Aug 3, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Interesting that Australia have been filth on the under-continent, but haven't lost a Test in Sri Lanka since 1999. Continue reading
Posted Jul 25, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Wise words from aging newspaperman Maxwell Scott to senator Ransom Stoddart in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. The advice came galloping to mind when I read that Rod Marsh denied his role in a famous sledge; you know, one... Continue reading
Posted Jun 26, 2016 at AGB Cricket
Celebrating all things Mankad: “If they don’t want us to Mankad, why is it in the rules then? We saw in the under-19 World Cup that West Indies Mankaded, and went on to win the cup. It is not us... Continue reading
Posted Mar 9, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Another Test. Another greentop. Another toss won. Continue reading
Posted Feb 19, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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The top is green, the undies brown, the toss critical. Continue reading
Posted Feb 11, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Simon Barnes: I've also resented the treatment of the great Muttiah Muralitharan. Even after his action was cleared by scientific measurement, there were still plenty of people who knew better. They knew nothing of the science of the thing, of... Continue reading
Posted Feb 6, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Not sure how this fits in to the overall scheme of things vis-a-vis the Dean Jones - Tony Tea big bats brouhaha, but: Jones is a director of the company that makes Gayle’s bats and told his colleagues they needed... Continue reading
Posted Feb 2, 2016 at AGB Cricket
Last time Australia played an ODI in New Zealand (the World Cup match at Eden Park) everyone thought road and runs, then the ball started moving. Given recent matches, though, and the hefty scores made by Australia, India, New Zealand... Continue reading
Posted Feb 1, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Guess who? "We all know the batsmen of today have better bats" That's right, Dean Jones, who is still trying to make it up to me. Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Ross Emerson: “Do I regret calling Murali, no,” he told The Weekend Australian. “I regret what happened to me, but I don’t regret calling him.” “Why not (call him) for chucking, it’s one part of 42 laws. What if I... Continue reading
Posted Jan 22, 2016 at AGB Cricket
Talk it down all you like, but... but... but I suppose I should just refer to this. Update! Errrrr... this Indian series is not a tri-series. Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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Way back in the original Summer of Kidding Ourselves 2009/10 (incidentally, the same summer Melbourne were kidding themselves recruiting Scully, Trengove, Gysberts and Tapscott) Australia smashed an underdone Windies at the Gabba, held on for a draw against an improved... Continue reading
Posted Jan 2, 2016 at AGB Cricket
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How long until T20 is the main game? Continue reading
Posted Dec 25, 2015 at AGB Cricket
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Sorry, Windies, it looks like the rain is clearing. Mind you, if Australia bat first in swing-friendly conditions... Continue reading
Posted Dec 25, 2015 at AGB Cricket
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Dean Jones on why teams lose Tests away from home: The major mitigating factors to teams failing overseas are the doctoring of home pitches, a lack of talent, lack of preparation and the ICC purge of spinners with questionable actions.... Continue reading
Posted Dec 11, 2015 at AGB Cricket
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With a return to day-day Tests, what will the commentators rave on about? Continue reading
Posted Dec 9, 2015 at AGB Cricket
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So you thought Adelaide had rarely hosted a Third Test. Idiot. Continue reading
Posted Nov 26, 2015 at AGB Cricket
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