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If you will excuse me, I think I got something in both my eyes...
After twenty years, I finally got to say this.
A lot of incredible and wonderful things happened at the Calgary Expo this weekend, and when I'm not as exhausted I'll write about all of them. Until then, though, here is one of them that I really hope you'll spend 5 minutes watching: If you can't see the video, you can watch it right here a...
I moved to Portland, OR after college. My mother and brother (the ones I played games with growing up) stayed in Florida. About a month and a half ago, they came to visit me on the West Coast. We had fun, I played tour guide and told them secrets of Portland (Best fudge in town? At the zoo. No seriously.) But the highlight of the visit was when we all sat down in my tiny apartment and played a game of Parcheesi.
Good-natured taunts, short alliances and more laughter than the whole rest of their trip. I didn't even realize how long it had been since I played a game with another person until I played with them. It made me all wibbly inside, even now just recalling how amazingly fun it was and how home didn't feel so far away for a hour or so.
on the importance of making time to play the games you like with the people you love
In the introduction to my short collection of gaming essays called Games Matter, I wrote: Of all the things that make me a geek, nothing brings me more joy, or is more important to me, than gaming. I am the person I am today because of the games I played and the people I played them with as I ...
I think Of Mites and Men may be one of the best Eureka episodes ever! Plenty of good drama (with Alison and Carter) and a generous portion of snark and funny in the Isolation Chamber. Also, the way you cuddled the Snake O' Origami Cranes so the others couldn't use them made me laugh until my cheeks ached. Also, #TEAMPARRISHandhisgirlyscream!
Eureka: Of Mites and Men
In every rehearsal, when Parrish stands up to triumphantly announce that he's completed his 100 cranes, I did it in my best* Homer Simpson voice, like when he tries to fake out Apu with the lottery scratcher: "WOOO HOOO! ONE HUNDRED CRANES, BABY!" This episode was more fun to film than I thought...
I think we should all do this, even if we're not at Comic-Con (like some of us sad geeks) because it's completely silly. And after watching that Bloggess video you posted about, I think we all could use a little more silly in our lives.
probably the best idea i've ever had
Last week, I saw this at Reddit. I KNOW RIGHT?! I told the Twitter and the Google Plus and the Tumblr that we all need to print these things out and hang them up everywhere (it's legally allowed for us to do so. cough.) For the past four days, I've gotten lots of image links from people on the T...
It's posts like these that remind me why I make the audition rounds and am determined to be an actress who is paid to act. I hope someday my acting lottery numbers come up and I get to be as lucky as you, being paid to play pretend with your friends and have other people love your work. *cross fingers and leaves a sacrificial goat for Thespis*
P.S. If I saw your and Felicia together, I wouldn't be able to talk. At all. I barely managed to talk with you (At Pioneer Square in Portland while you were shooting the second appearance on Leverage) and Felicia (at Dragon*Con two years ago where I accidentally knocked our heads together during a photo op) separately. Both of you at once? I'd explode in fangirly glee.
it's like winning the actor lottery
When we're on location for Eureka, Felicia Day is like my best friend and my younger sister, all at once. We give each other shit all day long, we hang out when we're not working, and we lean on each other when we have those days all artists have that make us question why we thought we could do ...
When I grow I wanna be as cool a wife as Anne is. :) Also I want to own a velvet Wesley Crusher. Important life goals there.
Cherry Flowers and Bedroom Songs
While I was drifting off to sleep last night, a short story idea seized my mind and refused to shut up until I scribbled down enough about it to ensure I didn't lose it during the journey to sleep and back to waking. I got out of bed, made some barely-legible notes, and fell asleep rather quickl...
I have a box full of torn-off notebook papers, with lines or characters or really weird story ideas that I'm going to write some day. I have *runs to check* 13 pages in a Word document filled with much the same. Not to mention that 36 of the 40 Notes on my cell phone are dialogue or story ideas. Nearly all of these were once part of stories or poems that I just couldn't make work. I prefer to think of it less as cannibalization and more as using every part of the buffalo.
I once wrote a poem about the need to kill words, in which I was Rambo-writer and my Delete Key was my trigger. These are the sort of things that comes from my brain. They scares my brother, exasperates my mom and makes my friends cackle knowingly.
"Storage of corpses is important."
Warren wrote about having to kill a story: The lesson is simply this: you just have to recognise that, no matter how much weight you put behind it and how much you tart it up,sometimes a story just doesn’t bloody work, and you have to take it behind the stables and shoot it through the head. No...
Her name was Ms. Wilt and on our weekly trip to the school library, she terrified me. But when I finished reading all the books in the elementary school section (I was a fast reader and those were short books). she let me go and choose from the middle school section. When I got to middle school, she wasn't surprised when I was reading (and understanding) Charles Dickens and Jane Austen. I got a perfect score on my AR (Accelerated Reading) test for Moby Dick and My teacher refused to believe that I could have actually understood the book, but Ms. Wilt defended me.
I went back a few years ago, but Ms. Wilt had retired. To this day, I still spend most of my time in libraries (how else will I know which books I want to buy at Powell's?) and as Jorge Luis Borges once said, "I have always imagined Paradise will be a kind of library". And if it's the library at Unseen University, it will have an orangutan for a librarian.
librarians are awesome
I was recently invited to participate in an awesome literacy project, and I wanted to share an excerpt from my contribution: I want to take a moment and say thank you to librarians, because it was a librarian who made me fall in love with reading. In third or fourth grade, part of our curriculu...
I was going to make a Doctor Who reference, then I realized you were not wearing a bow tie and could no longer take you seriously.
I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
One of my favorite things on JoCoCruiseCrazy was our Informal Moustache Formal, organized by the (now dead to me) Paul F. Not Coming On the Cruise Because I Got a "Job" that "Pays Me" and "Furthers My Career" Tompkins. During the Informal Formal, Kevin Murphy loaned me this most exquisite fez,...
I'm in! *crosses fingers*
a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery
Yesterday, I said: I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box. So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:...
I actually did the exact same thing and scared away a couple other people last week. The store employee glared at me until I left (with the ornament, of course!) I should have thought to make a cell phone video. *snaps fingers*
in which i make shopping fun
Shopping sucks, so some of us do what we must ... because we can.
I love watching the stars, on any night. It fills me with so much awe and joy that I could be looking at another world billions of miles away from me. When I was younger, I'd point at stars and planets and decide that I was going to visit them someday (when the Enterprise and Wesley Crusher picked me up) and I still do that today sometimes, although in all fairness, now I imagine The Doctor showing up in his blue box and taking me to whichever world I point to.
starry starry night
I stayed up until almost one this morning, reading comic books. I know, it's like I'm 12 all over again. And it's awesome. Around four, Anne woke me up. "What's wrong?" I said, while I was still waiting to clear immigration between Dreamland and Reality. "Nothing. I just couldn't sleep, so I got...
It would be more epic if his kilt were slowly rising as a storm blew across the Highlands.
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
And as Chaos took a moment to hug the Smurfs (his one true friends), Eliot came up behind him and put him in a half-Nelson.
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
It could be creepier. He could be hugging Snorks.
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
Smurfette likes boys named Wil who like boy Smurfs.
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
Screw Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, kiddies. This Christmas we present Wil and the Seven Smurfs, rated PG-13 (don't ask why)
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
I have to ask: How did the deathhawks from the future get into the past? Sneak aboard the TARDIS?
the circling hawks
Two days in a row, in two different places, twenty miles apart, I’ve seen two hawks circle in the sky above me. I know it’s simple coincidence, but I like to believe that they’re the same pair, soaring gracefully and beautifully on thermal currents just for me, so I don’t forget to appreciate th...
I had Toy Soldiers on VHS (how eleven year old me convinced my mother to buy it is still fuzzy), but it broke (actually it was broken by my cousin, the rotten mother grabbing bunker!). Then some years ago, I got it on DVD. No comparison. Unless the actors are doing the La Cucaracha when you pause, it's just not the same.
As for Toy Soldiers itself, I've always liked it. Not much to complain about when cute boys are gratuitously lounging around in their underwear. Plus, it's nice to see where Sean Astin learned all about fellowship. *grins at her own cheesy joke and stands by it...by not too closely*
regarding dangly ankh earrings and the 18 year-olds who wore them in 1990
I shoot Big Bang Theory on Monday before I go back to Vancouver to finish out the fourth season of Eureka, so I have scored an entirely unexpected bonus weekend at home with my wife. Yesterday, we heard that Toy Soldiers was playing on local station KDOC (which was one of the truly great UHF sta...
Of Cows and Milk
"They won't buy the cow if they can get the milk for free." I hate this sentence. In the On Notice Board of Sentences in my mind (yeah, I have categories of On Notice boards, I'm organised like that), this is one of my absolute most hated pertaining to sex... Continue reading
Posted Oct 19, 2010 at Fresh Air and Bonking
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Go Ahead Babe, Talk Dirty To Me
I know it's been a while, but life can get in the way of blogging sometimes. Tragedy, but true. Anyway, to get back into our talk of sex, let's discuss sex talk and by extension phone sex, shall we? Personally, I find nothing hotter during rough/dirty/messy sex than a little... Continue reading
Posted Aug 27, 2010 at Fresh Air and Bonking
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Let me guess...the cover to the historical romance novel Felicia is writing, starring Fawkes and Codex? My, my, Wil, have you been working out? =8->
"as his kilt rises..."
I think this is one of those rare things that can be equally enjoyed* by those who have context, and those who don't. *for very disturbing values of 'enjoyed'
I have drawers full of old notebooks and every single one of them has blank pages scattered between the story and class notes. I love to look at a blank page for a moment before writing and writing and writing and, finishing the story or thought or plan, realise that I made something as you say, "where nothing was before". I love that feeling and I think most writers, at least the good ones, feel the same way we do.
to make something, where nothing was before
"Come float with me in the pool," Anne said. "I have to write something, first. It should only take a few minutes." "Okay." She kicked her feet and drifted away. It was early in the morning, and already over one hundred degrees. A light breeze did nothing to alleviate the heat, but I didn't mind...
Keeping It In The Family
Okay, here comes one of the big ones: one of the topics that always make people a little squeamish, squirming in their seats (in the non-fun way): Incest. Take a minute to either splutter your indignation and/or have a fantasy about the Weasley twins. I'll wait......... All righty now, this... Continue reading
Posted Jul 16, 2010 at Fresh Air and Bonking
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Porn for the Imaginative
I'd like to talk to you today about my absolute favourite kind of porn: the written word. Now I don't mean the kind of romance novel you buy at the grocery store (although those count among my mother's, aunt's and grandmother's favourites), I like to read fanfiction and erotica. Sometimes,... Continue reading
Posted Jul 12, 2010 at Fresh Air and Bonking
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