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What a fink from such a lazy skank living out all of her woes in retail therapy... Get A Life!
Toggle Commented Jun 19, 2012 on Pop Music Festival Is Almost Here! at Paris Hilton
Was that a Technical Support Question because I am quite good with those. As for everything else it is just a flaming obscenity and an invasion of privacy and I am starring to wish that I had spent all of this money on a crate of Beer and got wasted at a local Barn Dance. At least you seem to be nice people, well you would have to be... It's a Service Industry. Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy holidays!
Toggle Commented Jun 18, 2012 on Happy Father's Day! at Paris Hilton
Looking awesome. It's also a well known fact that the girl behind the Revlon counter always gets dumped on! Maybe you could go back to selling AVON door to door as Vaseline is always in popular request. As I don't have any problems with hanging around for another five years waiting for a half decent AIR STRIKE and for the time being this Train Wreck is so much good fun to watch. With deepest sympathy...
Toggle Commented Jun 16, 2012 on EDC Project at Paris Hilton
A reproduction is not a fake as it is only an imitation of the real thing. That has been copied and made available for a reasonable price. That is something to consider before you trend a disposable lifestyle, where breaking the mould would put you out of business and leave you standing in a world full of shattered dreams. Once is quite enough!
Online Services are very alike to running off and booking yourself into a cheap Hotel. It would be interesting to see how many service subscribers are using Fake Identification for a cheap thrill. This makes me wonder if I should have just signed your Guestbooks and then got out of dodge, as reputations do have a nasty habit of catching up with people. As with sticking your fingers in a Pie and pulling out a Plumb, can be a very tasty reward...?
Toggle Commented Jun 13, 2012 on Find Out What Inspires Me! at Paris Hilton
So you can smile, I was starting to wonder if you could ever play a serious role since November... Everyone has as been sticking you in photoshop: I've never seen that level of graphical manipulation before and social attitudes have definitely progressed for the worse. Anyway keep on smiling and one day I might just brush some of that dust off my sketch pad.
That's the spirit... Now kick off those doors and march on in to the boardroom, throw your handbag on the table and scream out your name girl. And try not to laugh at your PA with your morning cup of coffee and pink Danish as is can be really bad for morale.
Toggle Commented Jun 8, 2012 on Perfect Accessory at Paris Hilton
It can be quite refreshing to read an insightful article once in a while upon any persons in the public gaze. A lot of the time most of the details are prepared through production companies and other types of public representations. Perhaps we should be grateful for this additional public service as on many occasions it is all to easy to misinterpret some of the on screen messaging. It is however ever quite unfortunate that the other remaining complementary plugin services are littered with repetitive remarks and spamming thefts upon what should be a supplementary look into other published digests. The overall presentation between networked sites is very good and in most instances there is not to much repetitiveness in the details. As to cause an information overload from the general perspective of the viewer as dictated by the ever increasing demands of the public.
It has been years since since I have seen one of those. I'm going to send you to the top of the class. The next time see one of those fashion stencils if it is not a load of cheap rubbish with a free colouring book. I might just be able to keep one in mind for you as they are quite rare to come by nowadays, who knows I might even find a useable set of callipers for myself as they are such a ripoff in the shops. It would probably be easier to get a sheet of 3mm stainless steel, cut out all of the parts and rivet it all together by hand.
Toggle Commented Jun 6, 2012 on EDC Las Vegas On The Brain... at Paris Hilton
This has to be one of those Beverly Hills jokes from the 90210 MTV generation that only works state side. Some how this wrecking crew thinks they can get in with a big name line up but we all still remember what happened to L L Cool J - Bring that beat back!
I have never laughed so much in all my life, it is so hilarious watching you knuckle down that it makes my sides hurt. And the funny thing is that you have been dragging you knuckles on the floor like an ape for so many years, that now you are well on your way to becoming a fully fledged karate instructor. The polish goes on and the polish goes off...
Toggle Commented Jun 2, 2012 on Flashback Friday at Paris Hilton
The only reason I'm going to comment on this is because it is one of those things that you have to fight through on the ground floor of the department store that chokes all of the air around you. The other annoying thing about Eau de Toilette on an attractive woman is that it always tastes like Beefeater Gin mixed with disinfectant. What I am going to say though is that the bootle is most likely made from rock crystal and how those scientists managed to create a near perfect pink tint is beyond me. I also do dread to think what it would smell like as they all remind me of allergies and to the best of my knowledge, Paris has never made a Perfume that tastes of Bubble Gum which has been stuck under a desk for 24 hours.
Toggle Commented Jun 1, 2012 on Dazzle Packaging Revealed! at Paris Hilton
How The Hell... do I get out of this special needs school, where everyone has there Mum Steam Iron in there name tags, on all of their clothes that came from a charity shop.
Toggle Commented May 30, 2012 on To Clear The Air... at Paris Hilton
I\ve been doing a lot of thinking lately and one of the things that would really impress me per say would be if you were to walk in to a late night diner and get up on the stage and sing something live from some moody Jazz Swing sessions with only a piano, double bass and drums keeping tempo. As for your album: I never spend any money on pop trash and there is only a few manufactured groups with a lead singers that do not get on my nerves. There is only one perfect moment for your album but from what I have seen so far it will never give you that poetic justice that you are constantly craving for. However, your loyal millions of BBF groupies will still uses your music to decapitate other people that they do not like, especially when they are in a desperate need for a quick stocking filler from the one and only Super Girl.
Just a few hours before there was me being a doubting Thomas. Scratching my head and wondering why of all people did I decide to make Paris Hilton the floor filler in my social networking preferences. Then kaboom she brings it all together in a marvellous new article and blows me away for the second time by consistently making me laugh at myself. Wishing you much success and more dazzling adventures about town.
For a celebrity that is constantly in the public gaze, you might be shocked upon how infrequently you make it past the daily headlines and break it in to the news. Have you looked at the recent trend of dismantling the internet database with client solutions full of outbound traffic. For someone like you who has a million and one plus followers, the additional cost of installing a interactive hologram to take all of the inbound conference calls is going to put a drain on your existing resources. If only I had more time to fully appreciate my daily allowance of SMS news feeds -- Must dash!
It's all good honest work for such a vicious trade. While you're on the subject of emptying a clip in to the masses. What would happen if you made a call to the American Motion Picture Association and asked them to send you a script for a best nomination?
Toggle Commented May 24, 2012 on Love Ellen Von Unwerth! at Paris Hilton
I've accomplished what was needed to be done with a bit of easy to follow research. As there is always a margin of error including tolerance, which of course always translates to I could be wrong. Then again, I am not over liked or over subscribed to flyers and mail shots that go directly to the community junk box. Maybe one day I might also have to perform as a recording artist. And maybe one day I might not be bothered to show up for work the next day. And in a world full of if's buts and maybes, knowing your place is the key to success and knowing when you have failed to make a lasting impression is of paramount importance.
An old friend once told me to visit Amsterdam on the spring break weekend during the Queens Birthday. And of course... I always do what my friends tell me to do! Those crazy Dutch have got it made and there is always an American not so far away -- if you need some further assistance with their native dialect. Ding, Ding, Ding.
Toggle Commented May 14, 2012 on Adventures In Amsterdam at Paris Hilton
Thank you kindly for the search results, including the mission to MARS. Letter to the Editor... Please send my deepest regards to the bureau chief for publishing my private correspondence on a Sunday. It was an important announcement for a national holiday which unfortunately never made it past the sensors!
Toggle Commented May 6, 2012 on A Family Affair at Paris Hilton
She follows you like a bad smell that you can’t wash off…stupid drunken whor..feck she’s coming, lets hide and watch her puke!
Toggle Commented Mar 18, 2012 on Kiss Me I'm Irish! at Paris Hilton
Wishing you all A Happy Pilgrim Day... Since 1621AD.
Toggle Commented Nov 24, 2011 on Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! at Paris Hilton
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