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you should send them a thank you letter and offer to write for them now and then. could we get a pic of you holding the framed copy?
in which I am an indirect contributor to Highlights for Children
In february, I wrote about the time that Anne and I discussed Highlights for Children at great length: "You know what I always hated about Highlights?" Anne said, "some idiot kid had always circled the hidden pictures." "Seriously!" I said, "fuck that kid, man. That kid's a dick." "And what kin...
http://aarbi.tumblr.com/post/26325113089
was inspired to make something. - arbitrary aardvark.
might run into you at gencon, who knows.
I'm proud to be $100 of $211,000, and Charles Carreon can go fuck himself sideways.
The Oatmeal writes: Operation BearLove Good, Cancer Bad ended early this morning with total funds raised at $220,024.00 — almost exactly 11 times the original goal of $20k. IndieGoGo takes 4%, so that puts thetotal money going to charity at $211,223.04. I’ve been trying very hard not to post ab...
In Indiana where I live, getting photo ID is neither easy nor free.
The typical Indiana would-be voter pays $12 for a birth certificate, then $20 for a driver's license, with a renewal fee every 4 years. 60% of those who go to the BMV to get ID are turned away for not having the right paperwork.
I do not know the details of S Carolina's program. Those details would be relevant to whether the program would survive scrutiny under the Crawford test, or under a 24th Amendment analysis. If the program is unconstitutional on some ground, we might be able to avoid the conflict about whether the VRA is constitutional.
Voter Photo ID and Pre-Clearance Under Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act
Ever since the Supreme Court upheld Indiana's photo ID law against a facial challenge, states have begun to enact photo ID laws. There are now 14 such laws on the books, and more in the pipeline. Another 15 states have some form of ID requirement, but not necessarily photo ID. A convenient...
I've had this idea for a movie. Paul's big adventure. Paul Reubens playing himself, not in Pee-wee drag. The exact same dialog. Different casting, a motorcycle for the bike. Not sure who would direct.
Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?!
Anne went to bed before I was tired last night. Being a good husband who doesn't want to get The Wrath, I opted to head into my office on the other side of the house to watch a little TV before I went to sleep, instead of sitting in our bed and watching TV there. (Yes, we live in a house that is...
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I hope you open one of those 80's arcade shops one day...how awesome that would be. While you are at it, open an 80's new wave record shop like the one they had in the movie, "Pretty In Pink" :) and rev smith said (stuff)
I think that this could happen. Have your online minions build a virtual version first. Using paypal or amazon or whatever to buy tokens. Some % of proceeds going to child's play. Then, use money from the online game to build a real one. The real one, in turn, could be a model for a franchise.
the value of a quarter
Last week, I took my car to one of those car washes at the gas station. When I was waiting to pull in, I saw that for the low low price of one dollar more, I could upgrade my wash options from four useless things to seven useless things. Obviously, I reached into my change box (some of you may k...
if you are on a stretch where there's no merging traffic, you can be the brave one who stays slow when the rest of the traffic does its rabbit-turtle oscillation. at first people may honk, but then they catch on. you can dampen the wave, with effects that are noticeable for at least a mile. you have to be not in too great a hurry. too much npr rots your brain, by confirming your biases. i'm unemployed/car broken down/can't afford gas, so i don't have these worries.
long line of cars
The traffic on the 101 was as horrible as ever. For no apparent reason, every lane of the freeway would speed up to 30 or 40, then come to a complete stop just as quickly. It took me 20 minutes to drive 2 3/4 miles. I thought, "I don't know how people do this every day, twice a day. This is soul...
gummi bears are usually made with gelatine, and so aren't vegetarian. (my email is gtbear at gmail because my teddy bear gummi the bear had email before i did, but lets me share.)
FedCon day two
I slept late, and woke to the room service guy knocking on my door. I vaguely recall signing the order receipt before falling back into bed for another hour, when my growling stomach finally won the battle between it and my tired brain. I'd like to believe that my stomach told my brain, "Look, b...
nothing to do with the con, but i thought you might like this
trek-themed youtube video of a pansy division cover of willie nelson's "cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other."
http://aarbi.wordpress.com/2011/05/03/1694
FedCon Day 4
I don't drink at cons. I mean, I'll have a beer or maybe a glass of wine with dinner, but I don't go out drinking the way young people go out drinking, even though I usually see people I love and it would be a lot of fun to go out to a pub for some pints. I figure that I'm already pushing my bod...
death ray: a)buy a $20 yard sale microwave. remove door, point fusor at target, ask target to politely stand still while being cooked. b) buy one of those $300 green lasers. shine into eyes of person flying jetpack. c) steve irwin type death ray.
three incredible indie bands you should listen to
My brother has been making these cool time lapse videos of life on his ranch in Montana. In a recent video, he used music that I instantly loved ... but he didn't say who it was. Luckily for me, I live in the future, so I fired up Shazam on my Android, let it do its thing, and in less than a min...
wung 1 sound wing winged wung it
1. wung 15 up, 9 down
Past tense of wing.
Back-to-school sales already? Man, summer really wung by.
2. Wung 7 up, 4 down
Adjective- To have abnormally large wings.
"Damn, Angel from X-Men is totally wung."
Posting recipe to /ck/ shortly. But I'm here for an off-topic reason. Wil, I found a poker book I've been wanting to share with you, since I enjoyed reading a couple poker books you plung.
Herbert Yardley, The education of a poker player.
http://deallook.com/free_casino/The_Education_Of_A_Poker_Player_by_Herbert_Osborne_Yardley_www.deallook.com.pdf
Yardley played poker when he wasn't busy breaking japanese codes during WWI. His other book, the American Black Chamber, is about codebreaking. He was sort of the julian assange of his day. It's not that you need his poker advice, but he's a good story teller, who happened to choose poker as a topic. I'm guessing your focus now is more on writing than poker, but still, maybe you'll need something to read on a plane someday, or be trapped in a stuck transporter for awhile.
Soup. Black Bean. Hot.
"What are you making?" Anne asked. I looked up from the cutting board, and put the knife down so I wouldn't somehow cut my hand off when I wasn't looking (yes, I am that clumsy). "Black bean soup," I said. "Is it from a recipe, or are you winging it?" "I've made so many different recipes from so...
Nominate the beaver.
Poll: Can Mel Gibson win an Oscar for 'The Beaver'?
Mel Gibson has never won an Oscar for acting. He has two Academy Awards on his mantle -- for directing and producing "Braveheart," best picture of 1995 -- but voters didn't even nominate his performance in that film, "The Patriot" (2000), "Ransom" (1996) or any others. Now Mel Gibson is getting...
Pi day 2004 was around when i started following this blog i think. Pi was the (logo? header? something) at the soapbox at the time,and then it changed to something else. So many of the places i go online these days are stuff i first heard about here.
happy pi day, my darling mathletes!
I wrote this in 2004: This morning over breakfast, I said to my wife, "Happy π day!" "Happy pie day? What the hell are you talking about?" "No, not 'pie'," I said. "'π'." "Not 'pie,' but 'pie.'" She was clearly not amused. "Isn't it a little early to be drinking?" "Anne, look at the date on the...
Two things. First, John Varley established himself as one of the great sf writers of the late 20th century by writing books and stories set in the universe of his first novel, which was too bad to publish. Second, storage of corpses is important. Nederland Colorado has an annual festival "dead guy days" where they raise the money to keep my friend trygve's grandfather packed in dry ice. Trygve got deported back to norway in 94 and can't do it himself. (yeah, the one illegal alien I know best is a viking.) I blogged about this yesterday. http://vark.blogspot.com/2011/02/norweigan-of-year-deported.html.
"Storage of corpses is important."
Warren wrote about having to kill a story: The lesson is simply this: you just have to recognise that, no matter how much weight you put behind it and how much you tart it up,sometimes a story just doesn’t bloody work, and you have to take it behind the stables and shoot it through the head. No...
if you cant find a bike at a yard sale or craigslist, buy a huffy at walmart for $90. that way, when it gets stolen, you dont worry about it. alternative: get an electric bike.
technology makes you stupid
It's been over 80 for the last few days, and I'm going up to Portland for the rest of this week to see my sister, so I took advantage of the warm weather and went for a run yesterday afternoon. My brain quickly tuned out and started working on this story I'm about to publish, so my feet went the...
My favorite part was the title. Now, you have your own little world created. You can come back to it, and tell new stories, any time you want. I bet the Thompson boy would make a good first-person pro/an-tagonist. I grew up in a neighborhood like that.
Short Fiction: 239 Sycamore St.
While walking through my neighborhood yesterday, I wondered what actually went on behind those manicured lawns and drawn curtains. I wondered how much I really knew my neighbors. This is what my brain spat out: Ian missed living in a city that didn’t keep any secrets from him, where everything ...
Ooh ooh, how about a commentary track for stand by me?
What i'd really like is you doing a voiceover of dryfus's
narration stuff, but there might be copyright issues.
Meanwhile i'll add that pic to my set of meta-wheaton pictures.
I've enjoyed seeing you and sean astin at gencon, if not at the same time.
regarding dangly ankh earrings and the 18 year-olds who wore them in 1990
I shoot Big Bang Theory on Monday before I go back to Vancouver to finish out the fourth season of Eureka, so I have scored an entirely unexpected bonus weekend at home with my wife. Yesterday, we heard that Toy Soldiers was playing on local station KDOC (which was one of the truly great UHF sta...
Are you going to blog about your geek of the week trading cards?
BEHOLD Clash of the Geeks - The Wheaton / Scalzi Fan Fiction Chapbook
A long time ago, on an Internet far, far away, John Scalzi's brain unleashed the most epic and awesome and WTF image ever known in the history of all the tribes: The Unicorn Pegasus Kitten. But a Unicorn Pegasus Kitten alone wasn't enough, and so I was placed astride it, wearing the Infamous Clo...
@ralamm: i've got you covered. join couchsurfing.com, join the indianapolis group, post your request, or message me (vark) on the site; i'm holding a couch for you at overlook hotel; we had 4 genconners last year.
@wil: you might or might not remember me as arbitrary aardvark at the soapbox, was it 8 years ago? i'm in indy and would be happy to do any local support you can use while you are here.
best kept vegan secret headquarters: jinxie's in the basement of earth house, a local church/coffeehouse/community place 1/2 mile from convention center. reservations sugested, just to make sure they'll be open at the time. gtbear at gmail.
OH HAI IM IN UR GENCONZ ROLLIN MAH DIZE!
I'm coming to Gen Con! If you like playing nerdy games, even a little bit, you owe it to yourself to go to a game con. There are awesome regional cons happening all the time, like the Strategicons we have here near LAX, and RinCon in Tucson, but the biggest one of all is Gen Con. I've wanted to ...
Happy Pi Day. I had blueberry. Pi day 2003 was one of the first posts I read at your blog. Here's a post in favor of "hella-" as a term for very large number.
http://nextbigfuture.com/2010/03/hella-for-1027-in-international-system.html
From the Vault: Uses Joystick Controller
I'm sure it's an enormous surprise to learn that I've spent a lot of time recently thinking about games and gaming, so I've found myself looking through old blog posts for research, inspiration, and to confirm or deny that strange "I think I've written about this idea before..." tingle that's re...
@will: you don't have to call wil "sir". It's not like he was knighted by the queen, or anything.
http://volokh.com/2009/12/31/captain-picard-knighted-by-the-queen/
the 2009 year in review, part six
This post is not a number, it is a free man. It also continues my 2009 year in review from part five, and concludes this obscenely long series of posts that I hope was worth the time I put into creating them. I revealed a fairly major secret, and there was much rejoicing. Yaaay. About 24 hours ...
Maybe everybody else has already seen this wheaton referencing webcomic, but it's new to me. http://abstrusegoose.com/21
the spambots on twitter are completely out of control
A few months ago, Twitter changed their @replies tab into something called @mentions. This had a significant impact on a lot of us who use Twitter, especially those of us with a large number of followers. Originally, I'd only see a message with @wilw in it if that's the way the message began. It...
Wagman's speech is protected under Talley v California, one of the landmark civil rights cases from 1960. Also by McIntyre v Ohio, Watchtower v Stratton, Tornillo v Miami Herald, Doe v Mortham, Smithers v Fla. Elections Commission, Broward Coalition, and two dozen other cases. see shaffercase.blogspot.com.
Hi Carolyn, if you used to have a blog something like "my shingle" I think we might have talked about this topic about 10 years ago.
Political Speech in an Internet Age
Back in November 2008, President Obama rode to victory at least in part due to his campaign's ability to effectively harness the power of the Internet and social media. Yet nine months later, many state and local political candidates are stymied from exploiting the Internet in their campaigns du...
Wagman is correct. The Fla.E.C is violating the First Amendment. The Supreme Court has ruled that disclaimer rules are unconstitutional, in 1960, 1995, 1999, and 2005. This issue has been litigated locally in Doe v Mortham, Smithers v Fla.E.C, and Broward Coalition. Each time the Fla.E.C. lost.
I have a brief on this topic at http://shaffercase.blogspot.com.
Wagman, if he wanted to, could find his campaign by suing the elections commission and the person who filed the complaint (possibly judgment proof?). Robbin Stewart, gtbear at gmail.
Scott Wagman: State is infringing on free speech rights
ST. PETERSBURG -- Mayoral candidate Scott Wagman has a new spin on his controversial Google advertisements. "We think this is a huge infringement on First Amendment rights, freedom of speech," he said in an interview this week with News Channel 8, Tampa's NBC affiliate. Watch the clip below. * ...
In the comment thread about today's xkcd, someone mentioned and linked to a couple videos that wil is in that I didn't know about:
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/403/commodorehustle-04-fixer
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/240/Lock-Out
LEVERAGE: day three
I wasn't on the call sheet today, but I went to the set anyway, because I felt like I was welcome to visit if I wasn't in the way, and because we were shooting at the Portland Art Museum, and I was planning to go see their collection on my day off. I slept much later than I've been able to since...
ya think we could get Ghastly to author the chick tracts?
"And we spoke of the things which Steve would endorse, and revile"
It's one of those weeks where all my creative energy and time is going into projects that pay the bills, so posting here will remain light for at least the next few days, and probably a bit longer. However, this post my friend Cherie wrote about the First Church of the Intergalactic Fruitbat Ste...
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