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'This disease is called "Gingervitis". Kids who have Gingervitis cannot be cured'
Something Better to Look At
Armando Vroomzz nearly gave me cataracts. So here's Leanna Decker. The Dude will be along later with a pre-game post. THERE'S FOOTBALL TODAY!!!!1!!1!ONE! (one more after the jump)
If we had a FinsNation plane, we could fly a banner over the Senior Bowl...
"Raise Your Hand is Your Mother is a WHORE" - Thx, Jeff Ireland
the plane could just go wherever he goes, w/ a variation of banner messages
This is why Jesus will never let any of us win the Powerball
Dolphins To Pursue The Other Manning, According to Reports That Will Make Everyone Unreasonably Optimistic
Well, this is something. According to PFT (via Barry Jackson), if Peyton Manning becomes available this offseason, the Dolphins will go strong to the hoop to get him. Supposedly, Goose Neck is Plan A for the Dolphins, which also apparently includes going after Matt Flynn, or possibly trading u...
may God have mercy on the internet if the Fins ever become great or get a franchise qb...oh the videos we'll make
great job by everyone who chipped in one way or another...this is what happens when u rally together...people & media pay attention, gingers get called out, songs get written, videos get made & ginger eventually gets murdered before wasting another draft pick
FinsNation Thanks You!
We promise this will be the last 'GingerJihad Banner'-related post. God forbid we'd be viewed as creating some complex self-promotional stunt featuring an airplane banner that doesn't have our site mentioned anywhere on it whatsoever by a couple of OLD, USELESS, ANNOYING-AS-ALL-FUCK-THAT-I-DI...
if i happen to fall into a coma at any point, just leave me be...i dont wanna be woken up til we get a qb, i mean this.
Reggie Bush Won AFC Offensive Player of the Week
Reggie Bush is your AFC Offensive Player of the Week. Bush recorded a career-high 203 rushing yards in last week's 30-23 win over the Buffalo Bills. Miami (5-9) is 5-2 in its last seven games and Bush is a key reason. He's just 27 yards shy of his first 1,000-yard season. Remember when Regg...
I just wanna start making happy #WAARF videos.....hopefully one day
Don't Like Our Airplane Banner Idea? Kindly Suck A Bag of Dicks.
Disclaimer: This is by far the longest blog post I've ever written here at FN. Sorry about that. But the message needs to be made. Consider this our mission statement for the airplane banner thing. As you no doubt have heard by now, a plan to fly an airplane with a banner attached to it that wi...
Sounds like we got a tailgate happenin...I'll bring the ketel one gummi bears
I also see the lights flickering in the WAARF Studios
WE DID IT!!!
IT'S OVER!!! WE DID IT!!!! I'll have more details to come in the next couple days. Sending over payment tomorrow. Thank you so much, everyone!!! Incredible. I seriously can't believe how awesome everyone is. Wow. Totally blown away. Now, PLEASE...let's just forget this ever happened UNT...
this is special...i may have to drive down for this game, lemme know if anyone is tailgating and wouldnt mind having a lil WAARF at their tailgate
WE DID IT!!!
IT'S OVER!!! WE DID IT!!!! I'll have more details to come in the next couple days. Sending over payment tomorrow. Thank you so much, everyone!!! Incredible. I seriously can't believe how awesome everyone is. Wow. Totally blown away. Now, PLEASE...let's just forget this ever happened UNT...
man...i hope all u guys are so generous when it comes time to exterminate the rest of the gingers
'Hey Ross: FIRE THAT GINGER ASSH*LE!'
Past few days or so on Twitter, we've been kicking around the idea of paying for a banner to fly around the stadium on 1/1 that says something to the effect of 'Mr Ross: Save Our Dolphins, Fire Ireland' or something. Our own 'Iranian Revolution', if you will, except it's on idiot gingers tha...
I'm in for $100
'Hey Ross: FIRE THAT GINGER ASSH*LE!'
Past few days or so on Twitter, we've been kicking around the idea of paying for a banner to fly around the stadium on 1/1 that says something to the effect of 'Mr Ross: Save Our Dolphins, Fire Ireland' or something. Our own 'Iranian Revolution', if you will, except it's on idiot gingers tha...
I'm not sure exactly what to do now, but it has to be something drastic...the time for kindergarten BS is over, time to take action
its basically gonna come down to, either Ireland can leave his post as GM or he can choose to die, thats where I'm at right now w/ this ginger
That Seems About Right
4-9. Just barely good enough not to be completely shitty. This is what this team is. And know what else? This is the THIRD. STRAIGHT. YEAR. We lose at least nine games. THIS is why we advocated the Suck For Luck thing from the beginning. THIS is why we actively rooted against these cocksocks ...
the sadness of it all is that the Fins have done this to us, made us this way as humans & fans...in the last 10 years, they've given us no hope that they have any idea what they are doing, none whatsoever
what was the best move they've made in the last 10 years? spend 1 minute thinking bout that
it all just makes me really really sad
Keys To The Game: Eagles @ Dolphins
Forgot we had a shitty pro football team, did you? Well, so did we. These fuckers are going to win again, aren't they? They're gonna concuss Mike Vick, intercept him 3 times, McCoy is going to be bottled up all game and these goddamn fucks are going to win again, huh? Well, fuck you right i...
CK always cheers me up...if we can get Peyton for even a couple years, its worth it, a no-brainer
lets not forget how we waste our draft picks each year, to me, they are basically worthless unless its the no.1 & we get Andrew Luck...otherwise, trade anything for Peyton
Meaningless Wins > Future Franchise Quarterback, Apparently
Remember those four wins we've had in the last five games, in the midst of an 8-loss, no chance for a playoff spot season? Awesome, right? Yea well all this winning not only shot our Suck For Luck hopes in the face with a dick bazooka, it's now legitimately pushing us farther and farther away ...
sucks im gonna miss this, but id like to request you guys sit in the missing man formation for the few of us who cant make it...like Doug Masters requested for Chappy in "Iron Eagle"
FN Meetup Super Fantastic Update
Just in case you were planning on coming to our meetup this Sunday, and were afraid the Dolphins game was blacked out, which would force us all to just stare at each other awkwardly, DO NOT FRET. The Dolphins-Raiders game has been declared a sell out, which means.... LET'S DO THIS SHIT! And, a...
I take responsibility for the dolphin blood, lol...I thought it was time for blood
These are a lot more fun when Lucktory Mondays accompany them, glad everyone liked it
Worst Victory Monday Ever? You Bet!
Here's the latest We Are All Ray Feinga Records (#WAARF!) joint. Of all the videos we've put out, this one is my personal favorite. There are three reasons for this. 1. It's set to Radiohead. Radiohead is the balls. 2. It's about Jeff Ireland's ineptitude. 3. Fuck Jeff Ireland with a rabid bad...
sincerely, thanks for all the kind words...i wish everyone knew how much fun it is to work with #WAARF Records and make these vids. If you notice, most of the clips are inspired by the FN and its members, so thank you.
the song is definitely special and needed a complimentary video, its intense...we'll do our best to keep it rolling as long as a dolphin blowing horse keeps finding its way onto the Sun Sentinel site
We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow! 2.0
What happens when you take reader Kevin Mayer's brilliant We Didn't Stop Tim Tebow song and give it to genius FN video editor Vinbob? AMAZEBALLS is what happens. Like peanut butter and chocolate, or strippers and coke, it was only right to combine the two.
when i hear ppl like Marvez, all I hear is fear, its fear of the Boy Wonder landing in Miami & then itll be time to put the rest of the league on a rape stand
Jeff Ireland will not keep Andrew from us. Consider me first in line to martyr myself if that ginger fuck needs to be stopped. I'm not even kidding.
Alex Marvez Is Here To Keep It Real
FoxSports.com Senior NFL Writer Alex Marvez, who used to be a Dolphins beat writer, was on the Joe Rose radio show this morning and -- shocking news! -- he took the same route as every other stodgy, overbearing, fatass, middle aged sports writer in America: He thinks Suck For Luck is dumb. Mar...
"Gingers never fucking die"
i'll be muttering that to myself all season
fantastic stuff.
Dolphins Press Conference Featuring 70s Cop Show Cop Brian Biggane - Episode 1: A NEW COACH
Thanks for all the kind words, makin vids can take some time, but its very cool to see ppl enjoy them...all the credit goes to DRK w/ creating the vision...i just made it dance
After watching football yesterday, I have no concerns. I saw guys making plays that no Fins player can make. K.C. is gonna beat us. We aint beating the Broncos & the Colts have some playmakers. Vikings are my main concern, and they got 1 win & AP.
We seriously need to focus on controlling our emotions & learn to roll w/ the Fins losses, not let them hurt us. There's a greater good out there, we just need to accept it and hope He comes to us.
Here's To The Crazy Ones...
The Dude and I are incredibly fortunate. We have a bevy of talented individuals that read our dickjoke-y blog and bring assorted talents to the table that make our crazy vision for idiotic ideas come true. Like Vinbob here. In the wake of Jobs' death, I had the idea of mimicking the old Ap...
id be lying if i said all the comments werent makin me a bit emotional, thanks to everyone who watched
the part where the guy comments on Robots w/ "therefore they will dominate us, control us...make us their slaves" sounds like it was stolen right from the pages of FN
over 1k views in 3 days is very cool, these videos are a blast to make & we'll keep making them better
The Unbearable Lightness of Being The Robot Chad Henne
Once again, Vinbob delivers. I love the sad meshing of a failing miserable robot and the shitty melodramatic cockmeat music by Coldplay in the background. I think poonus21 says it all in the YouTube comments: "he may get better and perhaps win us a division championship, but can he ....feel?"...
haha, thanks, my fave part is hearing ppl enjoy the video...there are some weak Fins videos out there, we can do better
DRK, i almost didnt survive thru the entire daggerin piece...here's the original video in case ur wondering why it was so hard to edit...its just timeless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW2WH0uKnhA
Rizz, when i found that robot interview video, it was the icing to the idea, just chilling....also chilling is watching Zach nearly kill Coles over and over again
The Unbearable Lightness of Being The Robot Chad Henne
Once again, Vinbob delivers. I love the sad meshing of a failing miserable robot and the shitty melodramatic cockmeat music by Coldplay in the background. I think poonus21 says it all in the YouTube comments: "he may get better and perhaps win us a division championship, but can he ....feel?"...
you'll notice the video opens with DRK's salute to the jets flag...cuz this video wasnt made for anyone but FN, so if others get turned off by the finger, f*ck it
much credit to Rizzmiggizz for the angle, i woulda never come up w/ Coldplay, but it was a perfect Robot inspiration song...hopefully the first in a series of upbeat, feel-good Fins videos
The Unbearable Lightness of Being The Robot Chad Henne
Once again, Vinbob delivers. I love the sad meshing of a failing miserable robot and the shitty melodramatic cockmeat music by Coldplay in the background. I think poonus21 says it all in the YouTube comments: "he may get better and perhaps win us a division championship, but can he ....feel?"...
LP - lol, I can definitely work on that...I'm getting better at the editing & makin them is actually a lot of fun, I was hysterical while putting this together
A Very Special Message
I had to break from my usual "No Posting On Saturdays Because There Are Better Things To Do On Saturdays -- Such As Getting Drunk, Getting Tanned, And Getting Laid (In That Order) -- Than To Be On The Internet, You Dipshit" rule to present this very special Dolphins PSA brought to you by the ra...
Thanks, the comments are crackin me up...i tried to use diff footage, problem was sifting thru it all & deciding which plays were the worst
All of the ideas, one way or another, stemmed from FN & you guys, thanks...one day, we'll be makin happier videos...but on 7/31/11, one-eyed puppies officially became funny
A Very Special Message
I had to break from my usual "No Posting On Saturdays Because There Are Better Things To Do On Saturdays -- Such As Getting Drunk, Getting Tanned, And Getting Laid (In That Order) -- Than To Be On The Internet, You Dipshit" rule to present this very special Dolphins PSA brought to you by the ra...
I was seriously just mumbling this to myself yesterday while taking out the garbage...ROBOTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME, WTF.
Defending The Robot
People are now wondering if Chad Henne truly is the future of this team. I'm one of those people. You're probably one of those people. My neighbor is not one of those people, because she doesn't really watch football, but I thought I'd mention her anyway because she has big tits and I think ...
The Dude's 'poetry in motion'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFcUy5O_psA
Special Reamed
Fuck this fucking team. Fuck the bullshit hold it's had on me since I was a child, teasing me with promises of happiness and elation, only to rip my fucking heart out again and again and again. Fuck you, Dolphins. Fuck your traditions and your heritage. That shit died eons ago. Fuck your shi...
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