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People sure do have a lot of interesting ideas about the solar eclipse coming up next week! Will it be the day that Barron Trump travels back in time to assume the identity of the man now known as "Steve Bannon?" Will the ancient aliens who first seeded human life... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Zoo Croo
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TAKE THE RIDE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! 6:15 - Cult Figutres - Zip Nolan Exile In The Kingdom - Total Disorder Freshly - Lust Leiser Tod - Kiss The Blade Dogmatic Element - Strange Passion Silent Scream - Shimmering Adam Ant - It Doesn't Matter 6:50 - Rema Rema -... Continue reading
Posted Aug 8, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Dolphins: Just as intelligent as humans, but even more deadly! 6:20 - 6:35 Mando Diao “Sheepdog” Chain and The Gang “Night Logic” Le Spunk “Tickle Me” Stereo Total “Dactylo Rock” Kane Strang “Oh So You’re Off I See” 6:40 - 6:55 Male Gaze “Wha Do Wha Do” Wavves “Post Acid”... Continue reading
Posted Aug 1, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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It starts with an "Amazon Echo" or a "Google Home" and it ends with you fighting for you life in zero-g. 6:20 - 6:35 Xetas “The Gaze” Male Gaze “Krav Maga” Buck Gooter “On War” B-Boys “B-Boys Anthem” Arcadea “Army of Electrons” 6:40 - 6:55 Gothic Tropic “Your Soul” Chastity... Continue reading
Posted Jul 25, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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BACK IN THE VAN WITH YOUR FELLAS' IN THE CROO 1.) 6:20 - The Gift - Reason To Live Svart Klovn - Knust Knekt Last Man In Europe - TV Addict 1-Syntax-1 - Feel No Touch Executive Slacks - Fire And Ice Zeit Geist - Chor Der Besinnungslosen The Hawks... Continue reading
Posted Jul 18, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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LIVE, FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ROCK IT'S THE MO-FUCKIN' ZOO CROO, Y'ALL 1.) 6:20 R.E.K. - Computer Haben Herzschmerz Théâter - Film Noir Spherical Objects - Seventies Romance Greenfield Leisure - L'Orange Real Enemy - On The Literary Volunteers Of America Creatures Of Habit - The Diplomat Soma Holiday... Continue reading
Posted Jul 11, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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THE ZOO CROO RETURN, GLORIOUSLY HAPPY JULY 4TH!!! Welcome the DUKES OF DRIVETIME back to the airwaves on the most important day in AMERICA! That's right, the long, dark night is illuminated once more by the GLORIOUS light of RYAN & THE RATTLER! REJOICE, ye Croonatics, for your God-Kings have... Continue reading
Posted Jul 4, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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DISCOVER THE BEAUTY OF THE CARIBBEAN WITH LA DUQUESA CRUISE LINES! THIS SUMMER, JOIN YOUR BUDDY RATTLER LIVE & IN PERSON ON LA DUQUESA CRUISE LINES "LEGENDS OF THE ROAD" CELEBRITY THEME CRUISE! That's right, #CROONATICS! Your buddy EL RATTLERO will be SHARING THE SECRETS of life on the road... Continue reading
Posted Apr 26, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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...BECAUSE THE OTHER 364 DAYS A YEAR THE ONLY PEOPLE RENTING THEM ARE PERVERTS! The perverts are making a play for Easter too. …6:05 God’s Gang “Has Gone Bananas” *KXLU Live Volume #8 Pleasure Forever “Czarina” *KXLU Live Volume #8 Bull Moose Jackson “Ten Inch Record” 6:10 - 6:25 Here... Continue reading
Posted Apr 18, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Try to Learn to Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb, Baby! 6:10 - 6:25 The Feelies “Gone Gone Gone” Lizzy Mercier Descloux “It’s You, Sort Of” The Sugarcubes “Cold Sweat” Here Lies Man “I Stand Alone” 6:30 - 6:45 Jesus & Mary Chain “Can’t Stop The Rock” Tom Waits for... Continue reading
Posted Apr 11, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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If you're anything at all like your good buddy THE RATTLER, chances are you've dedicated A LOT OF THOUGHT to how horrible it would be to SLOWLY DROWN IN A PIT OF QUICKSAND! I mean, drowning isn't so hot on it's own, but drowning with THICK, COARSE SAND tearing up... Continue reading
Posted Apr 4, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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...Because I want the kids to be TERRIFIED at the funeral! Now, long time fans of the ZOO CROO will know that your good buddy THE RATTLER has pretty air-tight plans in place to LIVE FOREVER, but we live in UNCERTAIN TIMES, folks! It's always best to have a back-up... Continue reading
Posted Mar 28, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Oh, wait, had you been wearing your ear-protection ON TOP of your head like some kind of FREAKIN NERD? 6:15 - 6:30 Free LSD’s Badtrip “Macabra” Wetter “The Big Disappointment” Ty Segall “Papers” Tom Waits For No Man “Doom Patrol” 6:35 - 6:50 Meatbodies “Alice” Damaged Bug “Slay The Priest”... Continue reading
Posted Mar 21, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Have a happy St. Patrick's Day this Friday, #CROONATICS! If you're on the Eastside be sure to head to HM 157 in Lincoln Heights for a special LIVE EDITION of the THE GONG SHOW! 6:20 - 6:35 Easy Love “Treat Me Mean” Jilted Lover “Collide” Novella “Thun” Lunch Duchess “Intent”... Continue reading
Posted Mar 14, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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THE GREAT, RADIO VAN DEPARTS …THE BIG MAN IS HEADED TO EUROPE... It is with considerable sadness (considerable, but not overwhelming) that I announce my 3 month hiatus from THE ZOO CROO, my sweet, sweet Croonatics. I will be traveling as a wandering journeyman for RADIO GUY ACADEMY, gracing those... Continue reading
Posted Mar 7, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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RYAN RETURNS TO CAST BEADS OF WONDER UPON YOUR EAR BREASTS 6:15 - Astaron - As Time Joins In Line Line - Moments A Certain Ratio - Choir The Rip - Holy Room The Bamboo Fringe - Happy In Our Home The Pin Group - Ambivalence Museum Of Devotion -... Continue reading
Posted Feb 28, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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An artist's rendering depicts the effect of the "HARDCORE DOUBLESHOT" on otherwise normal human subjects. TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS of ACIDIC RAIN are seeping into the TERMITE-RIDDLED HOVELS in which most Angelenos dwell, causing massive blooms and UNPREDICTABLE MUTATIONS of the TOXIC BLACK MOLD that thrives behind your apartment walls! Spores of... Continue reading
Posted Feb 21, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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We all have some "unhealthy coping strategies" to work on this Valentine's Day. Some of us dread that time of year when the 14th of February rolls around, but your good buddy UNCLE RATTLER came through this V-DAY to try and heal your heart with some killer jams and GRADE-A... Continue reading
Posted Feb 14, 2017 at Zoo Croo
As a follow up to this edition of the ZOO CROO, your good buddy THE RATTLER has been advised by KXLU Los Angeles 88.9 FM's in-house counsel to issue the following statement: There is NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE that GISELE BÜNDCHEN is a clone created by RENEGADE NAZIS HIDING OUT IN... Continue reading
Posted Feb 7, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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This morning on the ZOO CROO your buddy THE RATTLER was there to ask you the questions THAT REALLY MATTER! Why is our world getting so much stranger and stranger? Maybe it's because "OUR" "WORLD" is nether OURS nor is it REALLY THE "REAL" WORLD! That's right, folks! One of... Continue reading
Posted Jan 31, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Are these women being paid $16 an hour by George Soros? GUNG HAY FAT CHOY from your good buddy THE RATTLER! Check out the playlist for today's episode below: ….6:15 Mild High Club “Kokopelli” Jacuzzi Boys “Libras & Zebras 6:20 - 6:35 Robert Pollard “Blazing Gentleman” The Corners “Maxed Out... Continue reading
Posted Jan 24, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Inauguration Week Madness!!! You know it's from a trustworthy source when it says "TRUE" right on the picture! They say that the emperor Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned around him. Well, your buddy THE RATTLER figured we could get in at least one more HARDCORE DOUBLESHOT before the... Continue reading
Posted Jan 17, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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FAREWELL, MY DEAR CROONATICS! I SHALL RETURN TO YE! Sad, but true, my true, blue Croonatics. I'm off to distant lands on a much needed radio sabbatical. Here and there, The Big Man (yours truly) will spread his cheer, and hopefully learn a thing or two. I'm leaving you in... Continue reading
Posted Jan 10, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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Will we live to see MMXVIII? That's a question for a different Roman. In the meantime, check out the playlist to the first episode of ZOO CROO in the new year: 6:15 - 6:30 King Tuff “Black Moon Spell” Batwings Catrwings “Skyblue Haze” Warm Soda “Young Reckless Hearts” Eric Copeland... Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2017 at Zoo Croo
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BOLDLY INTO THE NEW YEAR THE ZOO CROO REMAINS AN LA INSTITUTION 6:15 - Hysterica Passio - Alone Able Tasmans - Hold Me Brilliant Colors - I Searched Bailter Space - X Julian Cope - The Bloody Assizes 6:40 - Chrome 17 - Et Cetera The Joneses - I'm Bad... Continue reading
Posted Dec 27, 2016 at Zoo Croo