I know, Laura. For every dumb decision I've made or anything that goes wrong, I'm going to blame that slow brain development, or else the bias against left-handed people in a right-handed world. :) And thanks for helping make me feel like a Millennial, no matter what a survey tries to say!

Although the pigs were the villains in the song, this reminds me of Paul Simon's 2000 song "Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves," complete with the skewering of the media. Have you heard it Steve? He must have considered it particularly important, because it's on the album twice (exact same song). Some of the relevant lyrics are below: Court-appointed lawyer wasn’t very bright Oh maybe he was bright Maybe he just had a late night Yeah it was just a late night And he files some feeble appeal And the governor says forget it It’s a done deal Election, I don’t care, election Let’s give that wolf a lethal injection Let’s get him, yeah get him, Let’s kill him, let’s get him Let’s kill him, let’s get him, kill him Let’s get him and kill him Whew, slow Here comes the media Setting up their camera Asking everyone’s opinion About pigs, sheep and wolves