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Day 3 of 30. I don't think it's an accident that Judy keeps following me around. Facebook, Instagram, she's a persistent little thing. This butch orange tub deserves its very own jingle. While I think naming a survival kit Judy is slightly "off brand" unless it's filled with quaaludes, back... Continue reading

Posted May 25, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Day 2 of 30. Highlight of the day, Maeve's knee scab fell off. She wanted to save it ... and asked if we could put her scab in a jar. I give you ... Scab in a Jar (CLICK ME TO PLAY) Continue reading

Posted May 22, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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30 Days of Quarantine Jingling

I'm taking random moments from our day and coming up with short jingles....because ...why not? Today, I bring you .... Portable Pancake (PLEASE CLICK ON ME) Continue reading

Posted May 21, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Gorgeous George

George & Amal are having twins. Ginny from Jersey weighs in. Continue reading

Posted Feb 11, 2017 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Ginny's Broken Up Over Brangelina

Ginny has spoken and she's feeling all the feels. Brangelina ginny Continue reading

Posted Sep 21, 2016 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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thanks for the kids words :)

Commented Feb 10, 2016 on The No Divorce Sleep Solution at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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The No Divorce Sleep Solution

Hundreds of books have been written about babies, toddlers and sleep. You may even own one, or seven of them. You may have been asked to read one by your partner at two in the morning, when you thought you were being extra helpful by suggesting a transition into the... Continue reading

Posted Feb 9, 2016 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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A Very Tootsie Halloween

Callum knew he wanted to be a leopard for halloween six months before "candy day" was officially here. It wasn't until the day of that he decided that we also needed to dress up to Trick or Treat with him. Last year, he barely made it down the block, his... Continue reading

Posted Nov 8, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Brows, Eyes and Botox, Oh My

Ginny's weighed in on Renee's new face. Prepare yourself - the expert has spoken. Ginny on Renee Continue reading

Posted Oct 31, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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by the seat of my pantsuit

I've been a parent to Callum for two and a half years now. In dog years, that would mean he's around 25. A 25-year-old dog that picked up a piece of chocolate he found in the sand under a slide yesterday and ate it. As each day comes and goes,... Continue reading

Posted May 29, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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I'm not a complainer. Seriously, I'm not that person you'll see raging in line at the DMV, demanding to speak with the manager, acting like a complete entitled and ungrateful lunactic in public or in private, for that matter. I'm the person you want to get into a fender bender... Continue reading

Posted Feb 5, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Jersey Ginny reviews The Butler

Ginny's on a role. Her second movie review in two weeks, and its a real gem. ginny liked COOOBA gooding Continue reading

Posted Aug 19, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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The Naked & Afraid Diet

Caught up on my Naked and Afraid viewing the other night. I sat on the couch, wearing actual pants not woven from a banana leaf tree, and ate a savory slice of my homemade Boboli pizza. I won't lie to you. I quickly found myself longing for a side of... Continue reading

Posted Aug 13, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Jersey Ginny goes to the Movies

My 70-year old Jersey mom went to the movies this weekend. For those of you who follow this blog, you've heard a bit about Ginny over the years. She know more about pop-culture than most tweens. She also has an appetite for the E Channel and Access Hollywood like no... Continue reading

Posted Aug 12, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Megalodon: Meaning "big tooth" in Greek, is an extinct species of shark that lived approximately 28 to 1.5 million years ago during the Cenozoic Era. Megalodong: Prehistoric shark the size of a Greyhound bus with balls that look like fur seals. You need seal-sized balls to market this show as... Continue reading

Posted Aug 5, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Orange is the New Crack

I'm in 17C today. No first class upgrade for me. This means I will not be getting my breakfast serving of dehydrated eggs, with a side of exploding yogurt. Have you been a victim of first class exploding yogurt? Not sure if its the pressure or what, but no matter... Continue reading

Posted Jul 29, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Keep Calm and Suckle On.

Holy fu**ing buckleberries! The royal baby is here! The royal baby is here! I wonder how The Dutchess feels about the fact that her vagina is currently trending on twitter? Better yet, I wonder how Pippa feels about her sister's twatter on twitter? Pippa's on twitter and she's not pleased... Continue reading

Posted Jul 22, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Naked and Afraid: Toddler Edition

It's no secret to the three of you who read this blog that Y & I love to watch bad TV. Especially when we're completely brain dead, sleep deprived or enjoying our (summer) cocktail of choice: St Germain w/ Blood Orange San Pellegrino and a squeeze o' lime. I think... Continue reading

Posted Jul 18, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Sparkle Panties 107.1 Songwriting Challenge

Memo The Topic: Sparkle Panties Written in 15 minutes while driving. Download Memo Lyrics: Gonna go out tonight We’re gonna hit the town There’s something I need to do and I can’t have you around It starts with a Brazillian And then a little spray tan I’m gonna bedazzle my... Continue reading

Posted Mar 26, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Voicemails from My Mother

When I was 17, I moved from Teaneck, New Jersey to 1600 Grand Avenue in St Paul to attend Macalester College. That was 17 years ago and I’m still here. Long gone are the keg stands and the booze fueled nights streaking across the big lawn. But there are still... Continue reading

Posted Jan 24, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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The lambs have most definitely not stopped screaming.

Jodie Jodie Jodie. I love Jodie Foster. I always have, always will. From the moment I saw her in Stealing Home, and the twenty or so times I've watched it since, I knew she was like me. I have always known (or, hoped or suspected, rather) that she was gay.... Continue reading

Posted Jan 14, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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thanks everyone for checking out the latest post. have to run, callum is throwing his puffs on the floor ...

Commented Sep 28, 2012 on Juggling Angry Kittens at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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Juggling Angry Kittens

I've had the best intentions of getting back to the blog over the last four or five months, but the demands of the real world, the one that doesn't allow me to search thirty minutes for the perfect visual to snarkily accompany my new mommy analogies, have definitely gotten in... Continue reading

Posted Sep 26, 2012 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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thanks ashley! very kind of you. if i wasn't sleep deprived, I'd have more to say on this topic. sleep is a very tricky one and we haven't mastered the ability to get our little one to stay asleep yet without being attached to us. will let you know when we decide to leave him in his playpen to cry it out, while the moms enjoy a gin & tonic.

Commented Mar 30, 2012 on Coming Out of The Co-Sleeping Closet at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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One Size Fits Small

Dressing an infant is harder than putting reindeer antlers on a cat. How hard can it be, really? All of these clothes are so tiny and cute and irresistible. I bet he can't wait to wear those mini corduroy pants, the holiday suspenders, the button down plaid shirt with ones-ie... Continue reading

Posted Mar 26, 2012 at Jersey.Girl.Genius

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