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It's Miss JUDY
Posted May 25, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Scab in a Jar
Day 2 of 30. Highlight of the day, Maeve's knee scab fell off. She wanted to save it ... and asked if we could put her scab in a jar. I give you ... Scab in a Jar (CLICK ME TO PLAY) Continue reading
Posted May 22, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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30 Days of Quarantine Jingling
Posted May 21, 2020 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Gorgeous George
Posted Feb 11, 2017 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Ginny's Broken Up Over Brangelina
Posted Sep 21, 2016 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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thanks for the kids words :)
The No Divorce Sleep Solution
Hundreds of books have been written about babies, toddlers and sleep. You may even own one, or seven of them. You may have been asked to read one by your partner at two in the morning, when you thought you were being extra helpful by suggesting a transition into the crib before dawn. You may hav...
The No Divorce Sleep Solution
Posted Feb 9, 2016 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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A Very Tootsie Halloween
Posted Nov 8, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Brows, Eyes and Botox, Oh My
Posted Oct 31, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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by the seat of my pantsuit
I've been a parent to Callum for two and a half years now. In dog years, that would mean he's around 25. A 25-year-old dog that picked up a piece of chocolate he found in the sand under a slide yesterday and ate it. As each day comes and goes,... Continue reading
Posted May 29, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Dear Delta
I'm not a complainer. Seriously, I'm not that person you'll see raging in line at the DMV, demanding to speak with the manager, acting like a complete entitled and ungrateful lunactic in public or in private, for that matter. I'm the person you want to get into a fender bender... Continue reading
Posted Feb 5, 2014 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Jersey Ginny reviews The Butler
Posted Aug 19, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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The Naked & Afraid Diet
Posted Aug 13, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Jersey Ginny goes to the Movies
My 70-year old Jersey mom went to the movies this weekend. For those of you who follow this blog, you've heard a bit about Ginny over the years. She know more about pop-culture than most tweens. She also has an appetite for the E Channel and Access Hollywood like no... Continue reading
Posted Aug 12, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Megalodong
Posted Aug 5, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Orange is the New Crack
Posted Jul 29, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Keep Calm and Suckle On.
Posted Jul 22, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Naked and Afraid: Toddler Edition
Posted Jul 18, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Sparkle Panties 107.1 Songwriting Challenge
Memo The Topic: Sparkle Panties Written in 15 minutes while driving. Download Memo Lyrics: Gonna go out tonight We’re gonna hit the town There’s something I need to do and I can’t have you around It starts with a Brazillian And then a little spray tan I’m gonna bedazzle my... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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Voicemails from My Mother
When I was 17, I moved from Teaneck, New Jersey to 1600 Grand Avenue in St Paul to attend Macalester College. That was 17 years ago and I’m still here. Long gone are the keg stands and the booze fueled nights streaking across the big lawn. But there are still... Continue reading
Posted Jan 24, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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The lambs have most definitely not stopped screaming.
Posted Jan 14, 2013 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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thanks everyone for checking out the latest post. have to run, callum is throwing his puffs on the floor ...
Juggling Angry Kittens
I've had the best intentions of getting back to the blog over the last four or five months, but the demands of the real world, the one that doesn't allow me to search thirty minutes for the perfect visual to snarkily accompany my new mommy analogies, have definitely gotten in the way. My son is...
Juggling Angry Kittens
Posted Sep 26, 2012 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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thanks ashley! very kind of you. if i wasn't sleep deprived, I'd have more to say on this topic. sleep is a very tricky one and we haven't mastered the ability to get our little one to stay asleep yet without being attached to us. will let you know when we decide to leave him in his playpen to cry it out, while the moms enjoy a gin & tonic.
Coming Out of The Co-Sleeping Closet
Look, I'm no Dooce. My husband isn't a web designer or programmer, I don't live in Portlandia, I don't take professional photos and I'm not witty enough to have 50 million monthly visits. I do have a 4 month old baby who does droolishly adorable things and I tend to find the hilarity in parent...
One Size Fits Small
Posted Mar 26, 2012 at Jersey.Girl.Genius
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